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Re: When things fail on you at the WORST TIMES.
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2012, 07:31:35 PM »
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One time I walked into the P.E. locker room after a long run.

I pulled down my shorts, and out falls my dick.
but then nobody noticed it  :trollface:

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Re: When things fail on you at the WORST TIMES.
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2012, 07:41:49 PM »
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but then nobody noticed it  :trollface:

No, everyone noticed it, and that's how Gamefreak became as he is today :)

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Re: When things fail on you at the WORST TIMES.
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2012, 08:04:20 PM »
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One time I walked into the P.E. locker room after a long run.

I pulled down my shorts, and out falls my dick.

one time, motherfucker pulled my pants down in PE. In the locker room. All of them.

I had him by the throat against the locker. I am not a violent person, and had a reputation for being a nonviolent person.

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Re: When things fail on you at the WORST TIMES.
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2012, 09:40:54 PM »
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people always give me a purple nurple in the locker room  >:(

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Re: When things fail on you at the WORST TIMES.
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2012, 09:56:00 PM »
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When your mate fails to realize if you continue a conversation with a aggressive tone she's going to get the both of you in trouble...Or in a fist fight .___.
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Re: When things fail on you at the WORST TIMES.
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2012, 11:19:27 PM »
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Got a 1hr ban for killing Deacon when he stole my sink on ttt island...  I was on a mission.


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Re: When things fail on you at the WORST TIMES.
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2012, 11:48:08 PM »
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Got a 1hr ban for killing Deacon when he stole my sink on ttt island...  I was on a mission.

Don't be an idiot then.

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Re: When things fail on you at the WORST TIMES.
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2012, 04:04:21 AM »
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played ttt with full server, killed 7 people, last inno, my mouse battery dies FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


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Re: When things fail on you at the WORST TIMES.
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2012, 04:20:01 AM »
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played ttt with full server, killed 7 people, last inno, my mouse battery dies FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Don't be an idiot then.
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Re: When things fail on you at the WORST TIMES.
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2012, 05:45:54 AM »
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When my feet can't flip up my slippers when im too lazy to bend over.

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Re: When things fail on you at the WORST TIMES.
« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2012, 01:45:45 PM »
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When my feet can't flip up my slippers when im too lazy to bend over.

First world problems.  :trollface:

       
                                                

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Re: When things fail on you at the WORST TIMES.
« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2012, 01:48:13 PM »
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When I was turning left at a yellow light in the middle of an intersection
then my car died for some fucking reason. and I sat in the middle of the whole intersection for a freaking good solid 50 seconds to turn my car back on.

Everyone was like wtf is she doing.

I never got in that car again and got a new one.

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Re: When things fail on you at the WORST TIMES.
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2012, 01:48:41 PM »
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When I was turning left at a yellow light in the middle of an intersection
then my car died for some fucking reason. and I sat in the middle of the whole intersection for a freaking good solid 50 seconds to turn my car back on.

Everyone was like wtf is she doing.

I never got in that car again and got a new one.

alternator

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Re: When things fail on you at the WORST TIMES.
« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2012, 01:58:51 PM »
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alternator

lol no. we had a tune up for it and it still did it.
Replaced alternator too.

man i miss that car.
Id much rather drive that shitty old pos than the new car I have now.
She's a pretty girl regardless of what everyone else says.
She's like my own personal sabb.


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Re: When things fail on you at the WORST TIMES.
« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2012, 02:45:11 PM »
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lol no. we had a tune up for it and it still did it.
Replaced alternator too.

man i miss that car.
Id much rather drive that shitty old pos than the new car I have now.
She's a pretty girl regardless of what everyone else says.
She's like my own personal sabb.

hm. thats strange. no sputtering or coughing before it died?