.:`=-~rANdOm~`-=:. Game Servers
.:`=-~rANdOm~`-=:. Game Servers (Read Only) => Discussion => Topic started by: ○ Μαρία ○ on January 08, 2012, 12:08:27 PM
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Like for example, you're in the middle of a game that require using you mouse as the majority, and right when something important happens, your mouse dies. This seems to happen to me often. - ___-
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Oh god, this happened so many times to me.
I play basketball, I'm about to win, some dumbfuck yells my name out I look at him and I lose.
Or
This happens often, I play on TTT, I'm about to kill the traitor, my stupid fucking mouse and keyboard decide to freeze...
That is the only thing that really makes me rage.
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This shit happens to me in public and it sucks.
Something remotely and freakishly embarassing always happens because one thing fails to work properly.
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This shit happens to me in public and it sucks.
Something remotely and freakishly embarassing always happens because one thing fails to work properly.
Oooooo, That's extremely unfortunate. :\
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When I had my old laptop Team Fortress 2 froze on me a couple times. Just when I was about to crit kill the scout who was capping my point my game spazzed out. Then I got a new computer. :party: BEST COMPUTER EVER :party:
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When I had my pirated cable internet, Killing Floor had a habit of lagging REALLY HARD for a good three minutes when I was slapping shit.
Needless to say, I never regained connection alive.
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My bra fell off once.
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My bra fell off once.
(http://jessbaileyjb.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/dawsons-crack.jpg)
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One time I walked into the P.E. locker room after a long run.
I pulled down my shorts, and out falls my dick.
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Sometime around christmas----
"OH BOY I WON ALL THESE FREE GAMES I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY THEM I- *card isn't good enough to run most of them*"
;_______;
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my internet decides to lag right before I backstab someone on TF2 as spy.
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One time I walked into the P.E. locker room after a long run.
I pulled down my shorts, and out falls my dick.
(http://myfacewhen.com/images/10.jpg)
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Survival:
Everything is wet. I have a bunch of crappy hotel matches. First three dont work.
And then I use the fourth one:
THE MATCHPAD FALLS OFF.
Worst 3 days ever
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CS clan scrim, all T's dead need to defuse: Blackout
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BF3, ~30-1, got a 1600-something headshot
Crash, fail
APB, easy 4 kills and mission win, teammate comes out of nowhere and shoots me for giggles
Teamfail
Yeah, my life is that serious
More fail
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One time I walked into the P.E. locker room after a long run.
I pulled down my shorts, and out falls my dick.
but then nobody noticed it :trollface:
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but then nobody noticed it :trollface:
No, everyone noticed it, and that's how Gamefreak became as he is today :)
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One time I walked into the P.E. locker room after a long run.
I pulled down my shorts, and out falls my dick.
one time, motherfucker pulled my pants down in PE. In the locker room. All of them.
I had him by the throat against the locker. I am not a violent person, and had a reputation for being a nonviolent person.
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people always give me a purple nurple in the locker room >:(
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When your mate fails to realize if you continue a conversation with a aggressive tone she's going to get the both of you in trouble...Or in a fist fight .___.
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Got a 1hr ban for killing Deacon when he stole my sink on ttt island... I was on a mission.
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Got a 1hr ban for killing Deacon when he stole my sink on ttt island... I was on a mission.
Don't be an idiot then.
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played ttt with full server, killed 7 people, last inno, my mouse battery dies FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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played ttt with full server, killed 7 people, last inno, my mouse battery dies FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Don't be an idiot then.
Silly wireless mice ^_^
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When my feet can't flip up my slippers when im too lazy to bend over.
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When my feet can't flip up my slippers when im too lazy to bend over.
First world problems. :trollface:
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When I was turning left at a yellow light in the middle of an intersection
then my car died for some fucking reason. and I sat in the middle of the whole intersection for a freaking good solid 50 seconds to turn my car back on.
Everyone was like wtf is she doing.
I never got in that car again and got a new one.
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When I was turning left at a yellow light in the middle of an intersection
then my car died for some fucking reason. and I sat in the middle of the whole intersection for a freaking good solid 50 seconds to turn my car back on.
Everyone was like wtf is she doing.
I never got in that car again and got a new one.
alternator
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alternator
lol no. we had a tune up for it and it still did it.
Replaced alternator too.
man i miss that car.
Id much rather drive that shitty old pos than the new car I have now.
She's a pretty girl regardless of what everyone else says.
She's like my own personal sabb.
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lol no. we had a tune up for it and it still did it.
Replaced alternator too.
man i miss that car.
Id much rather drive that shitty old pos than the new car I have now.
She's a pretty girl regardless of what everyone else says.
She's like my own personal sabb.
hm. thats strange. no sputtering or coughing before it died?
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When I join ts3 and start l4d2 and right before I join the game I hear "I specifically told you not to invite jman".
(http://twilight.ponychan.net/chan/arch/src/130457036593.jpg)
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When you are far from home and your car battery dies and it's midnight.
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hm. thats strange. no sputtering or coughing before it died?
the rpm meter (or whatever the fuck that thing is beside the mph meter) fluctuates from 1-0 then goes into 0 and by that time its like off.
When you are far from home and your car battery dies and it's midnight.
also this. A bunch of friends came and got us and they were inspecting the car then.
Then the lady of the nearest house called the cops (who just happened to be friends with us as well) with a call that goes
"Hey, umm theres a bunch of mexicans and black people by my house surrounding a car.. can you check it out?"
>mfw our group was with 4 colombians, 2 white guys, 2 asians and 1 black. LOL.
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hm. thats strange. no sputtering or coughing before it died?
mechanic deacon :bugcatchingnet:
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the rpm meter (or whatever the fuck that thing is beside the mph meter) fluctuates from 1-0 then goes into 0 and by that time its like off.
also this. A bunch of friends came and got us and they were inspecting the car then.
Then the lady of the nearest house called the cops (who just happened to be friends with us as well) with a call that goes
"Hey, umm theres a bunch of mexicans and black people by my house surrounding a car.. can you check it out?"
>mfw our group was with 4 colombians, 2 white guys, 2 asians and 1 black. LOL.
I'm Colombian ;n;
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One of my closest friends is Colombian. He also happens to be rich.
We always joke with him about his family making a living selling cocaine.
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One of my closest friends is Colombian. He also happens to be rich.
We always joke with him about his family making a living selling cocaine.
Yeah I get that a lot...
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Don't be an idiot then.
lol sorry :D
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I'm Traitor and I fire two rounds with my deagle into the other player's head. The first one I shoot has a blood atain right smack in his face and doesn't die. The other player dies. Then the guy I shot first kills me with his deagle in one hit. It's also happened where I shoot someone point black with a shotgun while he is on a ladder and not moving. Some how, while he has blood all over his head and my bullets don't magicaly re-enter my gun, he is 100% fine.
I've also been the last person alive in a CS:S match and I fire a sniper shot right into the head of another guy. Twice. Neither does any damage and he kills me. I've also killed someone in CS:S(and TTT!) only to have him stand back up and kill me.
In all of those situations there was not a DDoS or my ping or the attacker's ping be over ~80. That shit should not have happened.
What I can't stand most of all though, is when I rig something JUST RIGHT. So the plan is nearly flawless and my ploy/prank is going to happen as I wanted it to. Suddenly enters a Dues Ex Machina and it all falls apart making me look like a comeplete dumbass.
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I also want to say something else that happened to me. So in Starcraft 2 I happen to make a large squad of reapers. Then I went to kill the enemy supply line. Turns out they mysteriously killed every single one of them. Back at home I only had tech labs so no multiple marines. :( Then the guy zergling rushed 15 seconds later and I lost. I swear I am switching to Protoss after I buy this game.
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1: my computer crash when i can finally be traitor after 10 rounds of waiting.
2: my pen wont work when im taking an exam
3: my brain fail when im in a rush to kill everyone
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I also want to say something else that happened to me. So in Starcraft 2 I happen to make a large squad of reapers. Then I went to kill the enemy supply line. Turns out they mysteriously killed every single one of them. Back at home I only had tech labs so no multiple marines. :( Then the guy zergling rushed 15 seconds later and I lost. I swear I am switching to Protoss after I buy this game.
Holy shit if you lose to Zerglings with Reapers you need to learn some micro.
Besides,
why make reapers int he first place? They're pretty much the most useless early game unit in the entire game unless your opponent does not have a mouse.
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Reapers are best as harrasers. The best thing to do is occupy the enemy first with a reasonable force such as marines and helions, then while the enemy is busy with that send reapers to harrass them from behind.
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Like for example, you're in the middle of a game that require using you mouse as the majority, and right when something important happens, your mouse dies. This seems to happen to me often. - ___-
Oh boy.
1. Steam (General Failures, occasionall- no, Habitually)
2. Motorola XT720 (Company Support Fail)
3. Car Door (General Mechanical Failure, Idiot who can't drive/park without hitting the car's Failure)
4. Actual Door (We had to remove the Storm door part because for some raisin it just decided to justfallapart)
5. Today I had to take the Transit. And the Bus Driver couldn't give me my Ticketthing because the fucking printerthing wouldn't print a ticket for ME. But it printed for my Sister. Well fuck.
6. You buy a Plug and Play kit for your ecksbawx Controller, and it breaks. So you get batteries. And IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING SOME SRS BUISNSS it dies. Several times.
7. People accidentally deleting stuff, after I actually decided to go back and put hours into werk (Effort Failure)
8. Me Accidentally deleting stuff (Regular Fail)
9. Programing at Schoolr (Regular Fail)
10. When you go to pick up something/move something, and for some silly reason you do something silly and everything just (Co-Ordination Failure)
11. Walking to class- and there are people practically walking backwards in the hallway. IN ROWS OF 7 (Navigation Failure, Being early doesn't even matter)
12. When you're drawing something and someone just has to BEAT OUT THIS AWESOME BEAT FOR NO FUCKING REASON BAP BAP BAP oh look a really nice straight line through the middle of the page :> (Failure to draw during Earthquake)
13. That time I went to Best Buy for something that would solve all my problems, and someone pulled out a weapon or something silly at the front of the store, and then you have to wait FOR 5 HOURS JUST TO (Timing Fail)
14. In the middle of a phone call, and then your phone decides to fall out of range (More Machine Failure)
15. When you're eating, and then for some preventable reason, you take one good bite out of your own flesh (Eating Fail)
16. Having a legitimate conversation with someone (Like someone asks you for legit advice on how to do something)- and someone jumps in and completely just derails it. And then after the person comes back, still having interest in the topic, you just don't even (Failure to will yourself to continue)
17. When you know something, but you're too modest or selfless to say anything- and it turns out that saying it would have been x100 better with no consequences whatsoever (Gut Failure)
18. That time I went to go open the door with my key and it broke
19. That time I was installing stuffs on my Friend's Laptop because he was a lazy derp- and he leaves a file full of questionable images open. (Failure of Friend's Forethought, Failure to avoid Awkward Moment)
20. Ability to prevent tl;dr posts about nothing that concerns anyone (Legibility fail)
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Holy shit if you lose to Zerglings with Reapers you need to learn some micro.
Besides,
why make reapers int he first place? They're pretty much the most useless early game unit in the entire game unless your opponent does not have a mouse.
I also learned something. Never kite with zerglings.
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I'm Traitor and I fire two rounds with my deagle into the other player's head. The first one I shoot has a blood atain right smack in his face and doesn't die. The other player dies. Then the guy I shot first kills me with his deagle in one hit. It's also happened where I shoot someone point black with a shotgun while he is on a ladder and not moving. Some how, while he has blood all over his head and my bullets don't magicaly re-enter my gun, he is 100% fine.
I've also been the last person alive in a CS:S match and I fire a sniper shot right into the head of another guy. Twice. Neither does any damage and he kills me. I've also killed someone in CS:S(and TTT!) only to have him stand back up and kill me.
In all of those situations there was not a DDoS or my ping or the attacker's ping be over ~80. That shit should not have happened.
What I can't stand most of all though, is when I rig something JUST RIGHT. So the plan is nearly flawless and my ploy/prank is going to happen as I wanted it to. Suddenly enters a Dues Ex Machina and it all falls apart making me look like a comeplete dumbass.
I've faced this a few times. I shot a guy in the head with deagle, blood spit out and i run, turns out he's not dead and killed me.
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1. When your knife doesn't detect in TTT and you get blasted
2.My old PC used to shut off at the epic parts of my Movies/Anime
3.Borrowing a movie so scratched, it doesn't work
4 When windows "claims" it can find solutions to any game crashes/fails
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1. When your knife doesn't detect in TTT and you get blasted
2.My old PC used to shut off at the epic parts of my Movies/Anime
3.Borrowing a movie so scratched, it doesn't work
4 When windows "claims" it can find solutions to any game crashes/fails
1: Aka fail knife :P
2: That is obviously too epic to be handled by your computer
3: o_O
4: That's the biggest fail ever in computer history.
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This:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8updG5fUFJg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8updG5fUFJg#)
15 feet from finish line, on course to get 1st place, and it decides its done on me... :'(
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This:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8updG5fUFJg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8updG5fUFJg#)
15 feet from finish line, on course to get 1st place, and it decides its done on me... :'(
I kinda loled on how you tried to push the bitch
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This:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8updG5fUFJg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8updG5fUFJg#)
15 feet from finish line, on course to get 1st place, and it decides its done on me... :'(
Time to ragequit
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I kinda loled on how you tried to push the bitch
This finish line was so close! And... Well it does weigh 500 pounds...
But if I would have just lifted the track off the ground and tried pushing I might have actually been able to get it across the finish line. With that track on the ground it's nearly impossible to get it moving.