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Best Yo Mama Jokes
« on: May 25, 2010, 09:50:10 PM »
Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conducters of 6.02 bitancer conflex 23 newtons per minute, and the magnetic flux around the closed curve was proportional to the algebraic sum of electric currents flowing through that closed curve.

That's right... I went there.
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Re: Best Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2010, 09:59:51 PM »
I was reading this then suddenly i read

>6.02 bitancer conflex 23 newtons per minute

>6.02 bitancer conflex

>bitancer conflex

>conflex

is that a type of condom or something?
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Re: Best Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2010, 10:05:38 PM »
wat.
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Re: Best Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2010, 10:38:41 PM »
Must resist, ahh, I can't <3
Star Wars Yo mama fight
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Re: Best Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2010, 10:41:21 PM »
LOL NICE!
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Re: Best Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2010, 10:59:09 PM »
Yo mama so old she gave birth to Jesus :U
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Re: Best Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2010, 11:01:36 PM »
yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired.
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Re: Best Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2010, 11:57:53 PM »
yo mama like a brick, shes flat on both sides and only gets laid by mexicans.
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Re: Best Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2010, 02:30:11 AM »
Yo Mama is so slutty, silverangel fucks her.
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Re: Best Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2010, 03:40:05 AM »
Yo mamma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "BITCH! LOSE SOME WEIGHT!"
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Re: Best Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2010, 04:08:30 AM »
Yo momma so stupid...

She got hit by a parked car
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Re: Best Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2010, 12:11:03 PM »
Quote from: StashHouse on May 25, 2010, 09:50:10 PM
Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conducters of 6.02 bitancer conflex 23 newtons per minute, and the magnetic flux around the closed curve was proportional to the algebraic sum of electric currents flowing through that closed curve.

That's right... I went there.

lmao i saaw this from a youtube video called stephen hawking tells a joke
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Re: Best Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2010, 12:20:49 PM »
Your moms like a pool table $5 to rack the balls.

Your moms like a vacuum cleaner, She sucks she blows and gets laid in a closet

Your moms like a TV, she can get turned on by a 2 year old.

Your moms like a home hardware 10 cents a screw

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Re: Best Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2010, 01:21:54 PM »
Yo mama is so stupid, she pays for free beer.
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Re: Best Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2010, 01:58:43 PM »
Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public.

Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.

Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did.

Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record by cats.

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