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Welcome to .:`=-~rANdOm~`-=:. => General Chat => Topic started by: StashHouse on May 25, 2010, 09:50:10 PM
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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conducters of 6.02 bitancer conflex 23 newtons per minute, and the magnetic flux around the closed curve was proportional to the algebraic sum of electric currents flowing through that closed curve.
That's right... I went there.
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I was reading this then suddenly i read
>6.02 bitancer conflex 23 newtons per minute
>6.02 bitancer conflex
>bitancer conflex
>conflex
is that a type of condom or something?
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wat.
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Must resist, ahh, I can't <3
Star Wars Yo mama fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJkfWjfvQns#)
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LOL NICE!
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Yo mama so old she gave birth to Jesus :U
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yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired.
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yo mama like a brick, shes flat on both sides and only gets laid by mexicans.
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Yo Mama is so slutty, silverangel fucks her.
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Yo mamma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "BITCH! LOSE SOME WEIGHT!"
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Yo momma so stupid...
She got hit by a parked car
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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conducters of 6.02 bitancer conflex 23 newtons per minute, and the magnetic flux around the closed curve was proportional to the algebraic sum of electric currents flowing through that closed curve.
That's right... I went there.
lmao i saaw this from a youtube video called stephen hawking tells a joke
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Your moms like a pool table $5 to rack the balls.
Your moms like a vacuum cleaner, She sucks she blows and gets laid in a closet
Your moms like a TV, she can get turned on by a 2 year old.
Your moms like a home hardware 10 cents a screw
Do i win?
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Yo mama is so stupid, she pays for free beer.
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Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public.
Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.
Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did.
Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record by cats.
boys, i have won.
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I'm too lazy to post a giant post with all my yo mama jokes, because obviously all of you and your mothers would explode from sheer awesomeness. I will also post another yo mama fight and one joke.
billy and mandy your mama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gFlha2kPs#)
Yo mama is so stupid, that she put lip stick on her head just to make up her mind!
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Yo momma so fat, that she broke a branch off her family tree.
/thread
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Yo momma's so stupid, that silverangel is smarter.
/forum
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LOL WHAT
Mine is by far the best joke. No one understands it lol
Yes Boat Sinker you are correct it is from the video
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Derp, third and final yo mama video from uberlord, who pretty much won the thread by posting these.
Your Mother (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIeq4i-us8I#ws)
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Yo Mama is a lie :O
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Thoust Mother is of such expansive Weight, she is required to obtain a license of driving to walk across the local area.
Your mothers mass proportionate to that of the earth is so many newtons that you have to multiply pi by 3 to get HER circumferance.
(3 pi) r ) = your mothers circumferance.
Hehe =).
YO MAMAZ LIKE RAILROAD TRACKS, LAID ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.