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If you were stranded on an island...
« on: May 15, 2010, 02:14:35 PM »
You will never be able to get off the island. It is 100 square miles long. you are only allowed to have 7 things to help you survive. what would they be?

and youre not allowed a lifetime supply of stuff, food, water, electrical stuff, or anything cheap like that lol.

mine: (not in order)


1. Rifle with Ammo
2. Fire Starter
3. bike
4. Canoe
5. fishing gear
6. tarp
7. machete
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Re: If you were stranded on an island...
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 03:04:21 PM »
1. Mahoosive boat to move the whole island
2. Case of root beer
3. Hammok
4. Pocket knife
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Re: If you were stranded on an island...
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 03:39:41 PM »
1. Doeni
2. Devie
3. Kräsher
4. Phrozen
5. Magic
6. War Striker
7. Yomogimochi.


If I bring those, I bring their st00f too.
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Re: If you were stranded on an island...
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2010, 04:12:52 PM »
Hm... Interesting thread. Makes me really think about if I really WERE stranded on an island and I was only to bring 7 things.

1. A rope
2. A chair or a stool (must be sturdy enough for me to stand on)
3. A revolver
4. cyanide
5. Bottle of jack daniels
6. Coffin
7. Tombstone

Hopefully you got the hint from the 7 things I desire to bring.
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Re: If you were stranded on an island...
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 05:08:09 PM »
omg gurl, you be fuckin depressive!
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Re: If you were stranded on an island...
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2010, 05:30:54 PM »
A boat
500 year supply of food
A lawnchair
my swimsuit
suncream
a generator
kickass long range laptop that has satellite internet connection

That pretty much sums up what i could do the rest of my life without having to deal with anyone else.
Yes i broke the rules :p but 500 years supply of food isnt infinite :D
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Re: If you were stranded on an island...
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2010, 05:39:15 PM »
1. A gun to shoot myself with.
2. I'm dead.
3. I SAID I'm DEAD
4. You're fucking retarded aren't you
5. I'M DEAD THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO BRING
6. You know what fuck you I'm not typing anymore shit.
7.
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Re: If you were stranded on an island...
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2010, 07:59:58 PM »
I know I could bring a lot of crap, and I know what I would need to survive. I'm just to lazy to think about it.
Did you know that a Crisco can is one of the most important items you can have if you want to get off the island? If you actually have a chance of getting off. Someone point out why.
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Re: If you were stranded on an island...
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2010, 08:37:46 PM »
1. Frank
2. Furry porn
3. That is EET!
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Re: If you were stranded on an island...
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2010, 09:01:12 PM »
Quote from: Deviant on May 15, 2010, 04:12:52 PM
Hm... Interesting thread. Makes me really think about if I really WERE stranded on an island and I was only to bring 7 things.

1. A rope
2. A chair or a stool (must be sturdy enough for me to stand on)
3. A revolver
4. cyanide
5. Bottle of jack daniels
6. Coffin
7. Tombstone

Hopefully you got the hint from the 7 things I desire to bring.

because dead people can burry themselves LOL
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Re: If you were stranded on an island...
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2010, 09:02:28 PM »
Quote from: jimonions on May 15, 2010, 05:30:54 PM
A boat
500 year supply of food
A lawnchair
my swimsuit
suncream
a generator
kickass long range laptop that has satellite internet connection

That pretty much sums up what i could do the rest of my life without having to deal with anyone else.
Yes i broke the rules :p but 500 years supply of food isnt infinite :D

planning on living 500 years?  :)
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Re: If you were stranded on an island...
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2010, 09:05:37 PM »
Quote from: Boat Sinker on May 15, 2010, 09:01:12 PM
because dead people can burry themselves LOL

easy digging your own grave, with tombstone set up and everything.
Sitting in your coffin comfortably with pink fabrics.
Shutting urself in.
Handy-dandy revolver comes in.

Then room with many virgins.

Need moar detail for common sense or nu?
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Re: If you were stranded on an island...
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2010, 09:07:36 PM »
Quote from: Boat Sinker on May 15, 2010, 09:02:28 PM
planning on living 500 years?  :)
Im not jimonions but i know what hes going to say:

"I plan on living 100 years while eating 500 years worth of food."

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Oh yea what do I bring...

does a lifetime supply of pornography count as hax?

I will assume it doesnt. Therefore, from most important to least important:

1. Lifetime supply of porn
2. Treasure chest to put my porn in (i dont want to get sand in my porn)
3. Desk (made out of solar panels for power, plus battery for night time)
4. Computer (monitor and stuff too)
5. Computer chair (better be high quality)
6. Hat (dude I dont want the sun in my eyes)
7. Fishing rod (so I can catch fishes for food)

This would be the badass isolated lifestyle. Sitting all day in computer chair making hax, playin games, and fappan. Before someone thinks its really lame to bring porn, imagine living an extended period of time without the opposite gender around. There you go. When you are completely stranded you can make food and you can make shelter, but you cant make porn.

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Re: If you were stranded on an island...
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2010, 09:12:47 PM »
Im jimonions, creator of all and predicter of expected life times.
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Re: If you were stranded on an island...
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2010, 01:00:40 AM »
1 portal gun
2 Bed
3 Mah godpowers
Being stranded is as easy as 1,2,3!
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