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Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Boat Sinker on May 15, 2010, 02:14:35 PM
You will never be able to get off the island. It is 100 square miles long. you are only allowed to have 7 things to help you survive. what would they be?

and youre not allowed a lifetime supply of stuff, food, water, electrical stuff, or anything cheap like that lol.

mine: (not in order)


1. Rifle with Ammo
2. Fire Starter
3. bike
4. Canoe
5. fishing gear
6. tarp
7. machete
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Xrain on May 15, 2010, 03:04:21 PM
1. Mahoosive boat to move the whole island
2. Case of root beer
3. Hammok
4. Pocket knife
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Frank on May 15, 2010, 03:39:41 PM
1. Doeni
2. Devie
3. Kräsher
4. Phrozen
5. Magic
6. War Striker
7. Yomogimochi.


If I bring those, I bring their st00f too.
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: devvybabe ♥ on May 15, 2010, 04:12:52 PM
Hm... Interesting thread. Makes me really think about if I really WERE stranded on an island and I was only to bring 7 things.

1. A rope
2. A chair or a stool (must be sturdy enough for me to stand on)
3. A revolver
4. cyanide
5. Bottle of jack daniels
6. Coffin
7. Tombstone

Hopefully you got the hint from the 7 things I desire to bring.
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Frank on May 15, 2010, 05:08:09 PM
omg gurl, you be fuckin depressive!
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: jimonions on May 15, 2010, 05:30:54 PM
A boat
500 year supply of food
A lawnchair
my swimsuit
suncream
a generator
kickass long range laptop that has satellite internet connection

That pretty much sums up what i could do the rest of my life without having to deal with anyone else.
Yes i broke the rules :p but 500 years supply of food isnt infinite :D
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: StashHouse on May 15, 2010, 05:39:15 PM
1. A gun to shoot myself with.
2. I'm dead.
3. I SAID I'm DEAD
4. You're fucking retarded aren't you
5. I'M DEAD THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO BRING
6. You know what fuck you I'm not typing anymore shit.
7.
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: UberLord on May 15, 2010, 07:59:58 PM
I know I could bring a lot of crap, and I know what I would need to survive. I'm just to lazy to think about it.
Did you know that a Crisco can is one of the most important items you can have if you want to get off the island? If you actually have a chance of getting off. Someone point out why.
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: PhrozenFox on May 15, 2010, 08:37:46 PM
1. Frank
2. Furry porn
3. That is EET!
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Boat Sinker on May 15, 2010, 09:01:12 PM
Hm... Interesting thread. Makes me really think about if I really WERE stranded on an island and I was only to bring 7 things.

1. A rope
2. A chair or a stool (must be sturdy enough for me to stand on)
3. A revolver
4. cyanide
5. Bottle of jack daniels
6. Coffin
7. Tombstone

Hopefully you got the hint from the 7 things I desire to bring.

because dead people can burry themselves LOL
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Boat Sinker on May 15, 2010, 09:02:28 PM
A boat
500 year supply of food
A lawnchair
my swimsuit
suncream
a generator
kickass long range laptop that has satellite internet connection

That pretty much sums up what i could do the rest of my life without having to deal with anyone else.
Yes i broke the rules :p but 500 years supply of food isnt infinite :D

planning on living 500 years?  :)
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: devvybabe ♥ on May 15, 2010, 09:05:37 PM
because dead people can burry themselves LOL

easy digging your own grave, with tombstone set up and everything.
Sitting in your coffin comfortably with pink fabrics.
Shutting urself in.
Handy-dandy revolver comes in.

Then room with many virgins.

Need moar detail for common sense or nu?
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Sanders on May 15, 2010, 09:07:36 PM
planning on living 500 years?  :)
Im not jimonions but i know what hes going to say:

"I plan on living 100 years while eating 500 years worth of food."

edit{

Oh yea what do I bring...

does a lifetime supply of pornography count as hax?

I will assume it doesnt. Therefore, from most important to least important:


1. Lifetime supply of porn
2. Treasure chest to put my porn in (i dont want to get sand in my porn)
3. Desk (made out of solar panels for power, plus battery for night time)
4. Computer (monitor and stuff too)
5. Computer chair (better be high quality)
6. Hat (dude I dont want the sun in my eyes)
7. Fishing rod (so I can catch fishes for food)


This would be the badass isolated lifestyle. Sitting all day in computer chair making hax, playin games, and fappan. Before someone thinks its really lame to bring porn, imagine living an extended period of time without the opposite gender around. There you go. When you are completely stranded you can make food and you can make shelter, but you cant make porn.


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Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: jimonions on May 15, 2010, 09:12:47 PM
Im jimonions, creator of all and predicter of expected life times.
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: me4488 on May 16, 2010, 01:00:40 AM
1 portal gun
2 Bed
3 Mah godpowers
Being stranded is as easy as 1,2,3!
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: =-Mastgrr-= on May 16, 2010, 01:56:42 AM
1. Frank
2. Furry porn
3. That is LEET!

iz not possible

Frank=Furry porn
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: ƒąĢĢǿŧ™ on May 16, 2010, 03:47:18 AM
1. Doeni
2. Devie
3. Kräsher
4. Phrozen
5. Magic
6. War Striker
7. Yomogimochi.


If I bring those, I bring their st00f too.
Not me  :(
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: ArTIk*BaNAnA on May 16, 2010, 03:56:05 AM
Oooh I would bring:

1. Saw
2. Hammer
3. Screws
4. Banana seeds
5. Laser beam
6. How-to all-in-one guide of building stuff
7. Solar panels

What I'll do is:

Saw trees so I'll have wood, build a house, a bed, a fishing rod and some more stuff that I need, I'll take the hammer to build these stuff properly with the screws, plant the banana seeds near my house, put the solar panels on my house and around it so I'll have electricity, build a computer using the guide, use the laser beam to build metal stuff and also the comp, use the guide to build a helicopter, live there until I had enough, use the heli to get back home - END =D
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: » Magic « on May 16, 2010, 04:23:00 AM
1. PDAFreak14
2. My computer
3. A internetz
4. Coolzeldad
5. Hunting equipment
6. Stuff to build a house
7. A girl for me + Pda to share and a sex toy for coolz
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: ƒąĢĢǿŧ™ on May 16, 2010, 05:12:42 AM
1. PDAFreak14
2. My computer
3. A internetz
4. Coolzeldad
5. Hunting equipment
6. Stuff to build a house
7. A girl for me + Pda to share and a sex toy for coolz
Coolz dun liek gurls ?
omg lawl, sex toy for coolz.
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: mokey19 on May 16, 2010, 05:54:13 AM
1-7 ALL STUFF THAT WILL MAKE ME SURVIVE!
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Shawn on May 16, 2010, 06:02:07 AM
I'd bring a boat


/Thread
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: =-Mastgrr-= on May 16, 2010, 07:11:05 AM
and a sex toy for coolz

ooh fleshlight?
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Frank on May 16, 2010, 09:05:23 AM
1. Pr0nz. All of thy world.
2. Plane.
3. Fuel station.
4. Anti-nigras gun(you never know when or where you may need it!)
5. Phrozen
6. Paranoid Android
7. TOM WELLING FUCKING CHRIST HE TURNS ME SO FUCKING ON!
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: hkill415 on May 16, 2010, 10:15:48 AM
ummm i would bring
1.Life Time Supply Of Food
2.Chainsaw
3.life time supply of soda
4.something Strong and big to move the island next to my house
5.porn
6.a computer
7.a Nuke
don't ask about the nuke
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: StashHouse on May 16, 2010, 09:23:49 PM
Okay here is my editted list:

1. I would bring New York City and all its inhabitants with me.
2. I'm set.
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: PhrozenFox on May 17, 2010, 01:26:06 AM
Okay here is my editted list:

1. I would bring New York City and all its inhabitants with me.
2. I'm set.

What a shitty island.
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Frank on May 17, 2010, 05:43:04 AM
I'd bring condoms. Lots of them.
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: » Magic « on May 17, 2010, 09:49:32 AM
ooh fleshlight?

idk something cheap lol
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Boat Sinker on May 17, 2010, 12:21:33 PM
easy digging your own grave, with tombstone set up and everything.
Sitting in your coffin comfortably with pink fabrics.
Shutting urself in.
Handy-dandy revolver comes in.

Then room with many virgins.

Need moar detail for common sense or nu?

makes sence now lul