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Boneyard / Re: HUGE Flood Report
« on: June 06, 2010, 04:30:39 AM »
You minged me anonymous i dont respect you anymore. Now you minge some good people. You shouldve let it go, if they told you to get off you should have listened.

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Server Requests/Suggestions / Re: ZM_honkers_club_v2
« on: June 06, 2010, 04:21:52 AM »
i like it.

ps. Devie your sig is freaky, reminds me of "28 weeks later" the part where the woman infects her husband and he turns into a zombie but the woman cant move because shes strapped down and her husband zombie does something very grizzly to her. (watch the movie if you dont know what im talking about!)

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General Chat / Re: Z-Day
« on: June 06, 2010, 04:16:43 AM »
Id dig a 6 foot hole in the ground in my local park and cover it with a blanket and stay there.

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General Chat / Re: Disk drive failed need new pc
« on: June 06, 2010, 04:13:28 AM »
Yay ive gotten my dads old laptop pc for now and hooked it up to my huge monitor so now i got dual screens :D. This will do for now until i go to Guam for the summer where i can find a good replacement.

My old pc is completely fuxed and cant read the hard drive at all so its pretty much more tech trash for the kids to scavenege in the dumps of africa. (National Geographic ftw)

ps. its also windows 7 :D

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General Chat / Re: Disk drive failed need new pc
« on: June 05, 2010, 06:49:52 PM »
Ive got a hard disk backup usb thingy ill give it a try.

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General Chat / Disk drive failed need new pc
« on: June 05, 2010, 07:08:02 AM »
My disk drive has crashed out on me. I cannot start it up and i havnt backed up anything so that means any wip maps i have been working on are lost. I can continue but it sucks to have lost so much hard work. gm dust wont be finished. I wont be on the servers for maybe a long time until i can get a new pc.

Thank you for your understanding.

























it really sucks, but i cant be too bothered by it cus now i can prob get  better newer comp tan my older one, one that doesnt shit bricks every time i do something on it.

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Boneyard / Re: Multiple bans needed
« on: June 04, 2010, 05:38:59 PM »
You were rdm-ing plain simple

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Mapping / Re: gm_dust
« on: June 04, 2010, 12:58:06 AM »
Thanks, i still have some ideas for more rooms and other that i havnt show thru pics. I love this map and i often get caught up just playing around than finding bugs.

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Community Admin Apps / Re: jim-onions admin application
« on: June 04, 2010, 12:33:52 AM »
i be bampin this app

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Mapping / Re: gm_dust
« on: June 03, 2010, 10:16:00 PM »
Just to let you knows im still working on this. Any useful/interesting ideas are welcome

(new pics up top)

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Funny Stuffz / Re: Little Furry Kid Rages At Garry's Mod Racer
« on: June 03, 2010, 07:27:49 PM »
voice_loopback 1?

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Funny Stuffz / Re: 2012? BULLSHIT!
« on: June 03, 2010, 01:42:58 AM »
2012 is wen hl3 comes out itll be so aweumnb that the world will alter its course and go straight into the sun

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Funny Stuffz / Re: Right foot
« on: May 30, 2010, 03:01:49 PM »
han on lemme repost

ok here

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Funny Stuffz / Right foot
« on: May 30, 2010, 03:40:00 AM »

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Funny Stuffz / Congress idiots
« on: May 30, 2010, 03:28:20 AM »
REMEMBER FOLKS...THESE ARE OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS....THEY CAN NOT LEAD, CAN NOT FOLLOW, AND CAN NOT GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY....FLUSH THE TOILET AT ELECTION TIME.....

We vote for these people..

Excerpts from an Airline Ticket Agent

An airport ticket agency offers some examples of 'why' our country is in trouble!

 

1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

 

2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ''I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in  Massachusetts .''

Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape Cod is in  Massachusetts , Capetown is in  Africa '' his response -- click.

 

3. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a  Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since  Orlando is in the middle of the state.

He replied, 'don't lie to me, I looked on the map and  Florida is a very thin state!'' (OMG)

 

4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ''Is it possible to see  England from  Canada ?''

I said, ''No.''

She said, ''But they look so close on the map.'' (OMG, again!)



5. An aide for a cabinet member(Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in  Dallas . I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in  Dallas . When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ''I heard  Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.'' (Aghhhh)

 

6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky)  called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from  Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to  Chicago at 8:33 a.m.

I explained that  Michigan was an hour ahead of  Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

 

7. A  New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ''Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?'' I said, 'No, why do you ask?'

he replied, ''Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!''

After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for  Fresno , Ca. is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage.

 

8.  A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to  Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would it be cheaper to fly to  California and then take the train to  Hawaii ?''

 

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright (D) from  Ala who asked, ''How do I know which plane to get on?''

I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ''I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.''

 

10. Senator Dianne Feinstein (D) called and said, ''I need to fly to  Pepsi-Cola ,  Florida .. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?''

I asked if she meant fly to  Pensacola ,  FL on a commuter plane.

She said, ''Yeah, whatever, smarty!''

 

11. Mary Landrieu (D) La. Senator called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to  China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. 'Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those.''

I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, ''Look, I've been to  China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!''

 

12. A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ''I want to go from  Chicago to Rhino,  New York ..''

I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ''Are you sure that's the name of the town?''

'Yes, what flights do you have?'' replied the man.

After some searching, I came back with, ''I'm sorry, sir, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a rhino anywhere."

''The man retorted, ''Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!''

So I scoured a map of the state of  New York and finally offered, ''You don't mean  Buffalo , do you?''

The reply? ''Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.''



 

Now you know why the Government is in the shape that it's in!

   

YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED.


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