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Server Requests/Suggestions / Re: Request maps for the servers here!

« on: January 18, 2010, 09:56:02 AM »

zm_hospital

http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=25072

zm_Winchester

http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=34707

zm_mall

http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=36713

zm_backwoods_b4

http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=68085

fm_magmatic_rc3

http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=65650

Some cool maps I've found.

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Funny Stuffz / Re: Raging People

« on: January 18, 2010, 09:37:23 AM »

http://www.fmylife.com/ is a funny one too

Exp:

Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

lololol

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General Chat / Re: Top 4 Fags in the World

« on: January 18, 2010, 09:29:16 AM »

8 goes to Ryan Leaf for being a bust and a loser.

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Ryan+Leaf

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Anime/Manga Discussion / Re: Lolz Nobody goes to this section

« on: January 18, 2010, 09:27:29 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Guy on January 17, 2010, 07:17:07 PM

Yea, I'm not really a fan of amine and CERTAINLY not a fan of hentai. I am used to more classic cartoons, like Tom and Jerry (you guys probably never heard of it)and American cartoons such as Family Guy(you probably heard of it). The last thing we need is furries rampaging this forum, like cows, and bulls in old wild wild west.

Sometimes, in the mirror, while drinking coffee, think about what can you do with your wasted time wacking of to hentai. You can walk your dog, talk to the girl to gets you a insta-boner, return that over due book, walk your cat, walk your pet rock, watch some football, watch some basketball, play some football, play some basketball, hangout with your friends, go to church, develop a Fortune 500 company, work at a 7/11 third shift, learn a new language, ask out that girl that gives you a insta-boner, discover she already has a boyfriend, discover that her boyfriend is a douche, beat up the douche, don't get the girl anyway, cry in misfortune, eat some chicken, think about the girl again, get a boner, cry again, go home, watch some MTV, run outside naked, discover it is -12 degrees(f), get hypothermia, eat some more chicken, go to the hospital, NEEDLES!, eat hospital food, get better, go home, play frisbee with your dog, pet your cat, play frisbee with your cat, help someone, help yourself, help me help you, milk a cow, eat left over chicken, smoke a cigarette, drink a beer, drink another beer, drink another beer, drink another beer, drink another beer, drive a car, and die.

And then I say, Matthew, your a genius! No hentai for me!

From,
Tiger Guy

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Games / Re: The Fix'd it Game!

« on: January 18, 2010, 09:25:28 AM »

Quote from: ~Magic on January 18, 2010, 09:15:19 AM

I love playing naked twister with fat guys!

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General Chat / Re: Top 4 Fags in the World

« on: January 18, 2010, 09:24:42 AM »

What is the 6 spot and beyond?

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General Chat / Re: Top 4 Fags in the World

« on: January 18, 2010, 09:19:23 AM »

I think the 5 spot goes to Chris"I can get away with anything because im a black rapper" Brown Shit

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Games / Re: The Fix'd it Game!

« on: January 18, 2010, 09:13:40 AM »

Quote from: Frank95.- on January 18, 2010, 05:31:23 AM

Tengo ganas

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Funny Stuffz / Re: Raging People

« on: January 18, 2010, 09:04:42 AM »

A is for Accusations. You accused me of cheating while your fat ass was out making babies and expected me to help you take care of them.
B is for Bastard. You never knew your father, and that's what you were. A fucking giant piece of shit bastard.
C is for Can't. You never would, You never wanted to do shit but your excuse was that you "just can't."
D is for Dick. It was what you lacked of.
E is for Emotional. You called me a emotional for running over my cat you fucking prick.
F is for Fucked. That's what you were when I had enough of your little games.
G is for Go-Nads. Go nads go, right back into your gut when I kicked them.
H is for Hate. I just don't hate you, I loathe you.
I is for Impossible. It also stands for Me. And it was all you were concerned about....yourself.
J is for Johanna. It's what you called me in bed, and my name is certainly NOT Johanna.
K is for Kick. And kick I did right outta my fucking house.
L is for Liar. You would lie about where you went at night and I sure as hell stupidly believed you.
M is for Mom. It's who you ran to so that she could come kick my ass. She ended up beating your own ass.
N is for Nobody. It's what you are. A piece of good for nothing shit nobody.
O is for Optimus Prime. You brought your mother on that date to the movies to see Transformers while she sat between us then you watched that movie a million times while you could have been working and helping me pay for my apartment rent.
P is Pathetic. Why I dated you, I'm not sure.
Q is for Quit. It's what I did with our relationship.
R is for Restraint order. Need I say more?
S is for Slut. It was what I was apparently after 2 years of dating with you and being true. But ofcourse, men can't be sluts. Girls are the ones who are fucked.
T is for Text message. You tried to text message break up with me and only ended with the whole internet knowing your number.
U is for Unreliable. You leeched off me and only proved to be unreliable and a dime-witted asshole.
V is for Violent. You discovered a whole new side of me.
W is for Wait. It's what you told me to do when we dated and I found out you cheated. You really think I'd wait for your stupid ass?
X is for XTC. Your a druggy stupid fuck with a Burnt brain who needs rehab. They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no no no.
Y is for You. I hate You.
Z is for Zebra. I just like zebras.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Funny Stuffz / Re: What would you do for $10,000 [poll]

« on: January 18, 2010, 09:02:06 AM »

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I broke the internet box!

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