Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML

Manufacturer:     
DELL Inc.
Processor:   
Intel(R) Core(TM) i7 CPU 950 @ 3.07GHz (8 CPUs), ~3.1GHz
Memory:   
8182MB RAM
Hard Drive:   
734 GB
Video Card:   
NVIDIA GeForce GT 220
Monitor:   
Generic PnP Monitor
Sound Card:   
Speakers (Realtek High Definition Audio)
Speakers/Headphones:   
Keyboard:   
USB Root Hub
Mouse:   
USB Root Hub
Mouse Surface:   
Operating System:   
Windows Vista™ Home Premium (6.0, Build 6001) Service Pack 1 (6001.vistasp1_ldr.090805-0102)
Motherboard:   
Computer Case:   

I bought out Eddy and Mingebagger, so its my house.

Manufacturer:     
DELL Inc.
Processor:    
Intel(R) Core(TM) i7 CPU 950 @ 3.07GHz (8 CPUs), ~3.1GHz
Memory:    
8182MB RAM
Hard Drive:    
734 GB
Video Card:    
NVIDIA GeForce GT 220
Monitor:    
Generic PnP Monitor
Sound Card:    
Speakers (Realtek High Definition Audio)
Speakers/Headphones:    
Keyboard:    
USB Root Hub
Mouse:    
USB Root Hub
Mouse Surface:    
Operating System:    
Windows Vista™ Home Premium (6.0, Build 6001) Service Pack 1 (6001.vistasp1_ldr.090805-0102)
Motherboard:    
Computer Case:    

12 goes to the fag who created nimp.org

#9 goes to Kyle Busch!

NathanX?

idk about football

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