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Funny Stuffz / Re: ASK ME ANY QUESTION! AND ILL ANSWER IT
« on: April 15, 2010, 12:34:44 PM »
what means pingas?

its from a youtube poop where this guy says penis. and it sounde dlike pingaz

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Funny Stuffz / Re: ASK ME ANY QUESTION! AND ILL ANSWER IT
« on: April 15, 2010, 12:34:16 PM »
Tell me how to make a holo gyro in E2. (Note: I've Already made one, surprise me xD.)

well you get a rocket ship and go to this place called heaven. then you go up to an angel and take their halo. well then you take over teh world  so you rename halo to holo. then you go to teh dollar store to buy a shitty spinny gyroscope thing. you weld the halo to the gyro and there u has it!

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General Chat / Re: How to Insult Someone Without them Knowing.
« on: April 15, 2010, 12:29:21 PM »
In a server dominated by children and idiots as they should be called. Usually people do not like the name idiot so I created my own term to avoid the risk of a flame war. (This works in real life too!)
Example A:

You: Your quite the In'duh'vidual Tim.

Tim: Thank you.

Do to the lack of intelligence of children you can then create this little humorous echo of the server because of everyone who reads forums, (AKA Non faggots) will have most likely read this term and realized the meaning of an in'duh'vidual. An In'duh'vidual is an idiot. But with this in real life you avoid bodily harm.
Example B:

You: Your an Idiot Tim.

Tim: What did you say!?

The Intelligence of the standard person can only be matched by the genius people who read my stories. For all of you wanting to know why the in'duh'vidual has such an idiotic reputation the reason is there its because of there standard age, Anywhere from 6 to 30. God made these people to slow down progression of all people who are what I would like to call: Intellectuals. If you are ever confronted with an In'duh'vidual, remain calm. The rest of my tutorials will explain the steps to excaping a situation involving the in'duh'vidual confronting the Intellectual.
Example C:

Tim: Sup dood, I herd u liek mudkipz.

You: Uhhh, I need to go to the bathroom, see you later.

It is important to avoid all contact with the in'duh'vidual. They can slowly deteriorate your knownlegde causing you to slowly become an in'duh'vidual yourself. If you are completely incapable of excaping an in'duh'vidual than you need to simply avoid listening intellectually into the conversation. To much confrontion can also make you begin to believe in'duh'viduals ideas such as Global Warming or Obamacare.

I hope you learned how to deal with in'duh'viduals with this tutorial. Have a good day.

This is going to become a series. If people enjoy it.  ;D


interesting .

i like to mess with little kids in the servers (cough cough Stewie Killer). i talk to them on my mic to fuck with them,i got my ways lol

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General Chat / Re: Drunk Driving.
« on: April 15, 2010, 12:26:05 PM »
Alright so, im sure all of us have got into some trouble here and i just wanted to tell you guys what happend, and i was just kind of pissed with how the cops handled it. Well I was drinking with a couple of my friends, and we had a little too much to drink and decided to drive around. Btw i wasn't the one driving so we ended up getting pulled over, i won't go into detail about how we did.

So there were 3 of us in the car and the driver gets pulled out for a sobriety test and fails terribly, then runs from the cops, i have no idea why and gets tackled.

This is where i get pissed, how are the cops allowed to check my bac (blood alcohol content) when i wasn't driving? This was a while ago but still, the punishment that goes along with this is so annoying, having to take uas and bas, and take classes isn't fun. I can honestly say that was my 2nd time ever getting drunk too.

personally i tihnk its no big deal if you werent the ones driving. they didnt have to take your alcohol % in ur blood, but hey most of the time u just gotta do what police say.  the law is normally on their side, not yours

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Boneyard / Re: Salan and Dark Angel
« on: April 15, 2010, 12:22:55 PM »
ISN'T HORUS BOAT SINKER ?!?!?

sabbath mentioned a name i used a long time ago Horus, and it gave a spark to my head that i should try using it again. i used it for like an hour and thats all lol

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Boneyard / Re: Salan and Dark Angel
« on: April 15, 2010, 12:21:57 PM »
I remeber Salan. the respected guy "lol" was there too. I joined, and they wanted money rounds. I said no and shot the enemy boat. lol votekicked me.

Is it even allowed to kick someone for following the rules?

what teh hell do u think. obviously not  :D


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Help/Requests / Re: Idea to reduce respected newbies/ abusers
« on: April 14, 2010, 07:24:40 PM »
You people seem to fail to realize there are these things that exist on Gmod which wish to cause havoc. These things are called minges. The way RND currently recruits respected allows these minges to easily cause havoc and "minge". Sending a pointless message to these noob respected won't stop them from minging, in fact, I promise hardly anyone will read the message.

you cannot make the assumption that all respected newbies are minges. i dont know what percentage of new respected people made actually go on these forums at least once in a while. if they do  they will see the message. whether or not the message sent to them will make any change; i dont know.

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Games / Re: How much life have you wasted?
« on: April 14, 2010, 05:56:18 PM »
i bet you guys just leave your randomgs running overnight to get higher time lol

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Funny Stuffz / Re: LOOK AT MY PUSSY!
« on: April 14, 2010, 05:54:24 PM »
i just knew it was going to be a cat...

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Help/Requests / Re: Idea to reduce respected newbies/ abusers
« on: April 14, 2010, 05:53:22 PM »
Fix that up please,

when someone is given admin
when someone is given respected

donts of respected
duties of respected

i fixed it for you honey   >:

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In Game Name

[BH]DarkBunny
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Steam ID

Wetbunny
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Age

    16 almost 17
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Which servers do you play

    Sled and Flood (Only on rANdOm Servers)
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Role wanted: Admin
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Additional Information:

I would really love to be admin so i can be further involved with the community and servers more i love all the people on the servers and  i think that its great that you all make it possible for us to play on them! i enjoy your servers very much and if i become admin i promise to try my hardest to keep it clean and do my job very well.

(I wont abuse my powers in any way)

Thanks for reading and i hope im accepted if you must contact me to tell me that its accepted contact me on the server through /gl (global chat) or on my steam (WetBunny)

Thanks again!

for sure youre getting admin

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Boneyard / Salan and Dark Angel
« on: April 14, 2010, 12:49:21 PM »
i came in and tehre was 500 seconds left, and there were salan and dark angel on a boat together with one guy dead waiting.

as you see i tried ot kick them but the vote failed.

# 373 "Salan" STEAM_0:0:21708767  2:18:05 264 0 active
# 389 "^☠-=DarkAngel=- << PL >>☠^" STEAM_0:1:4667683 25:54 252 0 active
# 391 ".:RND`=- Horus" STEAM_0:1:23916656 02:28 160 0 active
# 382 "x - man" STEAM_0:0:500639943  1:09:17 263 0 active


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when someone is given respected, there should be one player in our community that personal messages teh person that just got respected.

this pm should congratulate to them that they have successfully became respected. it should include what your duty is as respected. also teh dos and donts of respected: eg. be lenient with people, dont kick for mic spam, etc. 

it should tell them extra information like wear a .:RND`=- tag (optional) to show your status with the servers.

you get the point
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basically it should inform the new member what they have to do and that they should proceed with the right actions .


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General Chat / Re: A little bit of mindfuck for you (our universe)
« on: April 14, 2010, 12:17:46 PM »

So is Jupiter

anything in teh universe can be seen (no matetr how big) as a spec.

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General Chat / Re: A little bit of mindfuck for you (our universe)
« on: April 14, 2010, 12:16:28 PM »
Well.
1.) Start the HLED. (Holographic light ejecting device.)

2.) Place the HLED into the LHC's (Large Hadron Collider.) Powered Vector input.

3.) Use the Pythagorean Theorm to find the length of the hypotonuse c. (a^2 + b^2 =c^2. ) of the particles impact patterns.

4.) Drive your TEV (Time enhancing vehicle.) at 88 miles an hour.

5.) After reaching 1.21 Gigawatts, you will need to divide you speed byrne hypotenuse C from earlier.

6.) Now that you are at light speed. Set angle based on your ratio distance from the Sun to the Moon.
 
7.) Hit Eject

8.) ?? ??

9.) Profit

1. watch back to the future
2.???
3. PROFIT

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