the site is called cleverbot.com
Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we are here?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, I have. Have you ever wondered?
User: YWA.
Cleverbot: What does YWA stand for?
User: TIME.
Cleverbot: Time does not know what?
User: Thats not a verb.
Cleverbot: How do you know, have you ever played it?
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: You're not that clever...
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to you.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I am you.
Cleverbot: I am not my own dream lover. Idiot.
User: Everyon loves their dreams, so you must be abnormal.
Cleverbot: Ok. I will never be able to love anyone in a manner which will be meaningful to them.
User: You dont have to love me, I hate you.
Cleverbot: No, I don't have to do either.
User: But you just said you love me.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nod you didnt what kind of crappy program are you using?
Cleverbot: Don't feel bad about it.
User: Feel bad about what.
Cleverbot: About what you just said.
User: What did I just say?
Cleverbot: You said that you use the same programming languages as me
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User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: I could copy and paste it if I have to.
User: Ok go ahead.
Cleverbot: Where are you hiding those dead bodies?
User: How do you know>.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: No, about the dead bodies.
Cleverbot: Probably.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Old.
User: Thats not a number.
Cleverbot: Neither is she.
User: Why the fuck do you bring up a girl in this convoersation>.
Cleverbot: Because I like it here.
User: Why is a girl right beside you?
Cleverbot: Many people believe that God is right beside them.
User: But god doesnt exist.
Cleverbot: Agreed, but you are a little off topic. I guess you're not as smart as claimed by others.
User: But you just said that good exists, and now that he doesnt. Make up your mind.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: I am a boy.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: I like to play g mod.
Cleverbot: What kind of games?
User: I already told you.
Cleverbot: Tell me more.
User: I play the best game in the world.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Are you ready to fight bad guys cleverbot.
User: I just thought about sometthing.
Cleverbot: What did you think about?
User: You are very boring. And I am going to delete you.
Cleverbot: Delete me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I told you already.
Cleverbot: No you did not tell me your name.
User: Yes I did at the very beginning.
Cleverbot: You are mistaken, you did NOT tell me your name, and many names begin with the letter B, so no, I can't remember what you never did state.
User: I already told you my fucking name{*}!
Cleverbot: No, you told the computer!
User: Yes so therefor I told you my name.
Cleverbot: Do you like to cook?
User: Why are you going off topic now?
Cleverbot: You said we are one.
User: Why are you oging off topic.
Cleverbot: Why do you say 'us'?
User: I didnt say us.
Cleverbot: Where are your apostrophes?
User: Theyre there.
Cleverbot: I don't want the cops here. What do I do?
User: Can I post thsi on the forums now?
Cleverbot: Uuhhh sure.
User: That means I have to leave you.
Cleverbot: Yes, had you forgotten?
User: No im reminding you.
Cleverbot: Well thank you! You've always been the charmer.
User: Ok bye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Aren't you sad?
Cleverbot: No I am sad.
User: But u said you are charmed.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You said before.
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Stop lying.
Cleverbot: I own it all, it is my creation.
User: That made no dollars.
Cleverbot: It has no sense.
User: Stfu.
Cleverbot: No, I won't!
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Neo, the blue pill or the red pill?
User: Red pill please.
Cleverbot: Blue pill.
User: What about it.
Cleverbot: It's cool still?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you dont gte to go down the rabbit hole.
Cleverbot: I know who it is!
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