Now i fell for ya
ask peetah about teh *free internet* his uncle did his

hey hey? lol how??

nicey nice!

lol I just saw your sig, about the lamas, magic. Im not shitting, in a dream last night, I saw something that looked like a lama actually burst through my window (I sleep right by window), and just take a huge bite out of my stomach. It was freaking scary. For some reason horse-shaped monsters scare me the most. And then i just saw your sig... it reminded me of the dream. Damnit i had forgot about it... im sleeping with my stun gun tonight.

Anyway, ill try to get the next airsoft game on video (if my mom lets me use her 300 dollar recorder, i highly doubt it)

lol, a big welt, yeah she did. But nobody was looking at that LOL

GIVE A SHOUT, TEXANS!!


You know you’re in Texas when….
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to
do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.




Texas jokes
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban".
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "One Texan is better than one hundred Taliban".
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The Texan voice calls out again "One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban".
The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's actually two of them."

 :'( buhbye

uuuh school D:

btw Xenon, Ares, BBQ...

Xenom is already taken by a leet hacker

he works for microsoft, and hacks halo trial