Me:
 haithar
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
 You may refer to me as 'Sir', 'Lord', or just Frank.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
 Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
 So.
God:
Aha.
Me:
 Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
 That's what I've been trying to say.
God:
That is " You and I are on the same wavelength, .".
Me:
 Yes.
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
 It's not.
God:
I heard  it is.
Me:
 I heard it is not.
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
 Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
 Do you like girls?
God:
Girls are very nice.
Me:
 I know, righT?
God:
How do you know?  I am glad we agree.
Me:
 They have the most soft  skin ever.
God:
Where did they get them?
Me:
 From their mommas.
God:
Who or what is  their mommas?
Me:
 mothers.
God:
" Who or what is their mommas?"?  mothers?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 Nigger.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
 Niggar.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
 Nigga
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
 niga
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 nigg
God:
 I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
 bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
 bish
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
 bish
God:
Are we still talking about  bish?
Me:
 itch
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
 bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
 bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
 I fuck you everyday.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   fuck you everyday.
Me:
 Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Ok, thank you.
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
 Just... SHUT UP.
God:
It's only just begun.   OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
 SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Perfect.
God:
Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
 KEEP DAMN SILENT!
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
 Shush.
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
 HHH.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
 SHHH.
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
 I wank
God:
Why?:  said   wank.
Me:
 I masturbate.
God:
Thanks for the information:  said   masturbate.
Me:
 I jack off.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   jack off.
Me:
  jerk off.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 I entertain myself.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   entertain him or herself.
Me:
 I satisfy my sexual dessires.
God:
That's good information:  said   satisfy his or her sexual dessires.
Me:
 No. I said I satisfy MY sexual dessires.
God:
Are you serious?   Why?:  said   satisfy his or her sexual dessires.
Me:
 Nigger.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 Kthxbai.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?

Gravity barrel 

Hi.

My name is DarkMind, and I'd like to complain about the so called "ArTIk*BaNAnA". He has destroyed our buldings and contraptions over a hundred times.
I'd really like him to be more mature about his behaviour.

Thanks for your time, DarkMind.

Cool Story, Bro.

What bullshit mah parents wont allow me to pay online so