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This is the whole moral of this trolling


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Guyz, it was a trollface. You can stop pretending to hate each-other from the opinions before this thread.

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 :-X

Tiem to break my silence. How did you people not see it. I looked at devies admin app and at first I waz all like, lolwut...den coolz came along and promited and den i waz liek lolwat. I looked at the timestamp and knew coolz must have been cooking up something.

Then everyone starts raging sammich makers should not get admin and stuff. Mostly the crash between artik banana :X

Den coolz maeks a biiiiiiig giant trollface.jpg and everyone laughs it off. TEH END.

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Server Requests/Suggestions / Re: The new era of RND ZS
« on: July 31, 2010, 03:21:36 PM »
Krasher is here. I can give coolz my updated version.

Zombine class is still making because of debating on how powerful it should be.

Weapons==Too Many for you to handle

Hay, I can do teh colt and ak swep >:(

WAIT HOLY FUCK YOU ACTUALLY WERE WORKING ON IT THE WHOLE TIME!

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Server Requests/Suggestions / The new era of RND ZS
« on: July 31, 2010, 01:54:20 PM »
Ever since Garry fucked up something along time ago with the proper 3rd person animations update, that broke our beloved server. The animations are horrid and for zombies...they dont even have animations. Just at the idle frame. Other servers fixed that shit up right away and carry on happly ever after. But us....nope.avi

DEN WHERE TEH FUKC IS KRASHER WITH DA ZS UPDATE

That project was abandoned. It seemed pretty kewl to. Unless he is secretly still working on it. That would be epic.

DEN WUT TEH FUKC IS DA POINT OF DIS THRED

To share what could really update and get our community a fresher headstart.

THE FIX'S

* The 3rd Person zombie animation fix. Should be the top priority.

* A 1337er voting system. Instead of people screaming in the mic saying "EVERYONE CHOOSE ______ NOW DAMMIT!", we could go by a recently played voting system. So you dont pick teh same god damn map every other round.

* EP2 fix on the wraith. As you all know, you can see wraiths due to the ep2 lighting engine if you turn on your flashlight and have shadow quality to high. Gives an unfair advantage. People say this is feature is a balance and other's say its a glitch. And it is a glitch. No rly, go into singleplayer and shine your flashlight at an invisible prop. Its a glitch, plain and simple.

* The ammo regeneration. 10 bullets every minute for pistols, 30 for rifles and smg's, 12 for shotguns. It should really be increased since 10 bullets will go by fast. For every wave, 80 bullets for pistols, 120 for rifles and smg's, and 25 for shotguns. That way humans aren't fucked within the first 30 seconds of the round. Ammo regen goes for ALL weapons. Not just the weapon your holding.

* With the ammo on the human side, zombies need a balance too. Normal zombies should move faster and attack a bit quicker, at the expense of damage.

* Lets make it more interesting with poisons, they could carry NPC controlled poisons on they're backs.  Thus providing additional poison attacks to the humans. At the expense of damage AND maps with NPC nodes.

* Health upgrades. First off, the small health vial doesn't even work. If it does, then it only gives you 2 or 3 hp. Not good enough. It should give you up to 15 additional HP. While the full health kit should restore a good 50-70 health. Depending on how much you need. Same with zombie gibs. I'd say 30-40 more health, dependent on zombie class.

* Ability to have players drop ammo. If those ammo regens were not enough for you, or you have bad aim, then if a player is nice enough, he can choose to drop 1/4, 2/4, 3/4, or a full clip of ammo.

THE ADDONS

* A Zombine class. Zombies are a faster, stronger version of fast zombies. Unlocked at wave 8 after the chem. Zombies have up to 400 health, slow hit rate but can hit while moving, faster walk AND ability to sprint for a limited time. When right clicking, you can pull out a grenade and you have 5 seconds to run up to your target and do a decent amount of damage.

* Additional Weapons.

Mikahl's AK: (CS:S AK47 model)

Damage: 30
Firerate: Medium
Recoil: Large
Clip capacity: 30 rounds
Unlock tier: 30 kills

Commanders Colt: (Custom colt 1911 model)

Damage: 35-50
Firerate: Slow
Recoil: Medium
Clip Capacity: 7 rounds
Unlock tier: 5 kills

Pingaz Weapon of Destruction: (CS:S Para model)

Damage: 20
Firerate: Holy batshit fast
Recoil: Large
Clip Capacity: 120 rounds
Unlock tier: 60 kills

* 2 Custom playermodels:

Father Grigori (Dunno if its possible)

Onemanshow's Gordan Freeman

Other shiz

Mapping standards. Since the map list is overcrowded with maps good and bad, we need to organize it.

The minimum standards:

Light Environments

Up to 2 Health stations and 3 ammo crates scattered around in certain area's

Overall a non-same blocky brick textured room with the same patterns

Reasonable trigger_hurt's
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I'd be happy to provide some of the swep's fix some values to make everything fair like this. Post your responses pl0x.

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I can imagine it now:

coolz: YO BITCH, GET ME A SAMMICH, NO MAYO. EXTRA MUSTARD.

devie: no u

coolz: BITCH, I AIN'T GONA HEAR WHAT YOU JUST SAID MATHA FUKA! NOW BITCH, MAKE ME A FUCKING SAMMICH.

devie: no u

coolz: THATS IT BITCH, GET YO ASS OVER HERE AND SUCK MY D-*Ban*.

devie: *trollfaic*.jpg*

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You don't see it don't you.
Like Don said, when you type votemute, you will still have to look for the player's name.
Its the same as muting someone.


I see it, but your not supporting your argument very much. So maybe it would take the same time to votemute as to mute, but not all players will be in the same place at the same time. Some players will be happily caded willing to pause for wut ever reason. Or some will be stuck outside trying to battle off a hoard of flying fast zombies while getting ear raped at the same time. It would be good enough if the admin started a rule to have players on the server VOTE themselves if they want to hear music. Just there is no reason to play that shit over the mic.

Sound effects are okay and all as long as they are not overused or over-annoying.

Do I still need to explain further on why you should not mic spam music or do you realize it?

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That still doesnt mean that you cant run WMP or get a damn radio instead of playing music for everyone else.


I think its more faster to say: votemute, then choose the player name rather then stopping dead in my tracks, pausing, going to the mute players and scrolling for the player name.

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Which is why there is no reason to play music over the mic FOR EVERYONE in the first place. Im pretty sure no-one wants to hear the song in the first place. And if they do, then they can get a ipod and do that. Its basically like saying:

OH HAI, IM GONA PLAY THIS HORRID TECHNO-SONG OVER THE MIC AND EXPECT EVERYONE TO STOP WHAT THEY ARE DOING AND MUTE ME.


The votemute thing will just be as useful as muting, Just other people dont have to stop what they are doing and go through the muting process.

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General Chat / Re: My sevrer.....?
« on: July 30, 2010, 05:04:21 PM »
FFUUUU-----

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FUCK YA


Lol you ripped open your arrow key pad and removed the down key.

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Boneyard / Re: Report respected abuse
« on: July 30, 2010, 05:03:26 PM »
If someone nailed EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PROP TO THE GROUND THATS USED FOR CADING, I'd kick to. No warning is needed. They do it on purpose.

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Im actually going to disagree with the mute thing.

THERE ARE WONDERFUL INVENTION'S SUCH AS WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER/IPOD. USE THEM.

Or go with the votemute program. Seriously, if you want to play music, use a god damn 3rd party source and NOT play it over the mic just to waste everyone's time. In ZS if your dead in action and someone plays a really shitty song (Like everyone always does...but Unit plays good stuff :3), I dont think pausing right in the middle and having to mute would be the right idea. Unless your heavily caded.

Or better yet, use steam browser and go into youtube and do it. Just not play it for everyone.


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General Chat / Re: I got in the skybox on TTT!
« on: July 30, 2010, 04:50:16 PM »
I lol when you get up thar as innocent and idiots shoot you down. Thus fucking their karma.

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