For teh new forums. I still didnt get mine after waiting 10 minutes. Its teh right address. Just nothing yet....

Or do the new forums still need a new revision?

Ever since Garry fucked up something along time ago with the proper 3rd person animations update, that broke our beloved server. The animations are horrid and for zombies...they dont even have animations. Just at the idle frame. Other servers fixed that shit up right away and carry on happly ever after. But us....nope.avi

DEN WHERE TEH FUKC IS KRASHER WITH DA ZS UPDATE

That project was abandoned. It seemed pretty kewl to. Unless he is secretly still working on it. That would be epic.

DEN WUT TEH FUKC IS DA POINT OF DIS THRED

To share what could really update and get our community a fresher headstart.

THE FIX'S

* The 3rd Person zombie animation fix. Should be the top priority.

* A 1337er voting system. Instead of people screaming in the mic saying "EVERYONE CHOOSE ______ NOW DAMMIT!", we could go by a recently played voting system. So you dont pick teh same god damn map every other round.

* EP2 fix on the wraith. As you all know, you can see wraiths due to the ep2 lighting engine if you turn on your flashlight and have shadow quality to high. Gives an unfair advantage. People say this is feature is a balance and other's say its a glitch. And it is a glitch. No rly, go into singleplayer and shine your flashlight at an invisible prop. Its a glitch, plain and simple.

* The ammo regeneration. 10 bullets every minute for pistols, 30 for rifles and smg's, 12 for shotguns. It should really be increased since 10 bullets will go by fast. For every wave, 80 bullets for pistols, 120 for rifles and smg's, and 25 for shotguns. That way humans aren't fucked within the first 30 seconds of the round. Ammo regen goes for ALL weapons. Not just the weapon your holding.

* With the ammo on the human side, zombies need a balance too. Normal zombies should move faster and attack a bit quicker, at the expense of damage.

* Lets make it more interesting with poisons, they could carry NPC controlled poisons on they're backs.  Thus providing additional poison attacks to the humans. At the expense of damage AND maps with NPC nodes.

* Health upgrades. First off, the small health vial doesn't even work. If it does, then it only gives you 2 or 3 hp. Not good enough. It should give you up to 15 additional HP. While the full health kit should restore a good 50-70 health. Depending on how much you need. Same with zombie gibs. I'd say 30-40 more health, dependent on zombie class.

* Ability to have players drop ammo. If those ammo regens were not enough for you, or you have bad aim, then if a player is nice enough, he can choose to drop 1/4, 2/4, 3/4, or a full clip of ammo.

THE ADDONS

* A Zombine class. Zombies are a faster, stronger version of fast zombies. Unlocked at wave 8 after the chem. Zombies have up to 400 health, slow hit rate but can hit while moving, faster walk AND ability to sprint for a limited time. When right clicking, you can pull out a grenade and you have 5 seconds to run up to your target and do a decent amount of damage.

* Additional Weapons.

Mikahl's AK: (CS:S AK47 model)

Damage: 30
Firerate: Medium
Recoil: Large
Clip capacity: 30 rounds
Unlock tier: 30 kills

Commanders Colt: (Custom colt 1911 model)

Damage: 35-50
Firerate: Slow
Recoil: Medium
Clip Capacity: 7 rounds
Unlock tier: 5 kills

Pingaz Weapon of Destruction: (CS:S Para model)

Damage: 20
Firerate: Holy batshit fast
Recoil: Large
Clip Capacity: 120 rounds
Unlock tier: 60 kills

* 2 Custom playermodels:

Father Grigori (Dunno if its possible)

Onemanshow's Gordan Freeman

Other shiz

Mapping standards. Since the map list is overcrowded with maps good and bad, we need to organize it.

The minimum standards:

Light Environments

Up to 2 Health stations and 3 ammo crates scattered around in certain area's

Overall a non-same blocky brick textured room with the same patterns

Reasonable trigger_hurt's
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I'd be happy to provide some of the swep's fix some values to make everything fair like this. Post your responses pl0x.

Your fucking avatar was worst then the last one.
Change it to something less furfag/rage.

Goto any video and pause it, then hold your left arrow key.

HAZZA.

Oh hai thar. I recently did a big major update to my computer. And here's how it went:

HURRAY ARRIVED AT FRY'S!

HURRAY THEY HAD ALL MY PARTS (but the mobo) IN STOCK!

...Didnt bring enough money. Online I calculated the total for these items:

AMD Phenom ii X6
Some 500w PSU with BLUE LED's
2gb ddr2 800 ram
Some fancy Gigabyte motherboard.

Total I calculated was $319. But boy did that change.

They had my PSU, thats good. It was open but yea. They didnt have my Gigabyte motherboard BUT had a cheaper, ASUS mobo. No biggy. But then I was told that my compaq case would not fit the shit. Fuck. I needed to buy a new case so I had to pull out $40 for some shitty, non-brand case from fry's. So I had to DROP the Phenom ii x6 and go with a Phenom ii x4 . God dammit.

Yea yea paid everything and went home.

Almost jizzing from excitement, I quickly and carefully tear at the boxes. At first the CPU, the instructions were not that helpful. I did not know which side to put the heatsink in. To I had to tear it from the cpu and re-arrange it until I got a perfect fit. Installed rest of mobo shit.

But do to the shitty case, THE RAISERS WERE NOT IN THE RIGHT ORDER! Fawk. I had to use a pair of pliers and unscrew the jumper's and re-order them. I got all but one down.

Installing the PSU. It was hell. Due to the shitty case, THE FUCKING PSU DID NOT FIT IN ITS SLOT. I had to spend 2 hours trying to figure this out! But with angled, un-straighten screws, i got it to work. Now its tiem for the HDD. IT DID NOT FIT IN RIGHT! These fucking slits are rising from the bottom of the case which I had to bend down to get the HDD. It scratched the Side of the HDD, but fit. Screwed 1 with screw since I could not access the fucking holes DUE TO THE HORRID DESIGNED CASE.

DVD drive time. At first Due to the fail case, it was sticking like a half of an inch out. Then I released I put it a slot too high from the IDE cable. God dammit! I had to go through hell removing it. Scratched the sides like crazy and dropped it to a panel below. Still sticking out.

I hate this case. I cant tell what the brand is or wut model it is as it did not say. THEY DIDNT EVEN ADD THE CORRECT SIZE FOR THE DVD DRIVE.

Now upon screwing with the power button plug-ins and wut. Its time for the truth or fail. It failed. I turned it on, it made some hiss sound and stood thar, still. Not a fan rotating in sight. Spent 30 minutes figuring out what the fuck happened. Turns out it was the POWER SUPPLY.

The PSU came in an open box, so I cant expect much. Good thing the case came with some shitty 380w one. It's doin just fine.

Then when installing the graphics card, THE DUMBASS'S WHO MADE THE CASE FAILED TO CORRECTLY ALIGN THE PCI-E SLOT WITH THE BRACKET MOUNT. I had to tear out some piece in the middle of 2 mounts (good-bye warranty) just to fit the graphics card.

After all of that, 6+ hours of building the PC. I finally got it to work. At first USB DID NOT FUCKING WORK AND IT ONLY HAD 1 PS/2 CONNECTOR! LIKE WTF!. Bla bla bla, windows wants to reactivate bla bla bla shit. After another hour of driver installation and shit...

ITS COMPLETE. Hear i am. Right now.

tl/dr: I spent 6+ hours on building a simple pc. Piss.

SPECS:

Amd Phenom II x4 @ 3.0 ghz. 39 degree's.
2gb ddr2 (fail)
geforce 8400gs (It was my current one, i didnt upgrade my gpu)
Shitty case
Windows xp and yea. Same HDD and all.

GET EM' WHILE THEY'RE HOT![/font]

***SHIT, FOR SOME REASON PAKRAT DECIDED TO SCREW-UP AND NOT COOPERATE. It keeps on saying "Could not find pak file EOCD"***

Until then, COOLZ IF YOUR READING THIS, DONT ADD THE MAP!

***IF SOMEONE WOULD LIKE TO HELP OUT WITH THIS, THEN PLEASE MESSAGE ME AND ILL BE GLAD TO GIVE YOU THE TEXTURES***

HAY GUYZ, BEFORE FIGHTING A ZOMBIEH INVASION, WHY NOT DIVIDED BY 0?

Yus. This map is pretty much original I think. You get caught up in a big-ass time rift from diving by 0. Thus blowing up space riff chunks everywhere. By going through those riffs, you end up in different map parts that we have played on our zs server. You step through one time rift, you end up in zs_insane_asylum_v3. Step through enough and you end up in one part at zs_4ngry_quarntine. I think It might be a pretty good idea. Its basically like a hide and seek map but...it will be entertaining.

Here is the first screenshot of the spawn room. Notice ALL THE FUCKING WHITE. Remember that one episode from spongebob where squidward fucks with the time elevator and ends up in that ALLLLONEEEEEEEEEEEEE place? Well yea, think of it as this. I will also be adding those alone textures and sounds just for the lulz.

*NOTE* Due to pakrat being an asshole and adding the textures and not having them show up ingame, heres a shot from the hammer editor of the spawn room. Notice the circle. When you divide by 0, that thing explodes.

Lawl. After this recent update a few minutes ago, the game doesnt even start XD.

Wtf i dont believe this shit oh wai-...

Fail.

Heres the deal, Some innocent decides to guess your the traitor but begins shooting at you, but you just happen to kill him first and he only damaged you by 20 hp. You check his body and he is innocent. GOD DAMNIT.

Next round, you had a perfect 1000 karma...now you have 650-830. I think that if an innocent attacks you FIRST, you should be immune to karma loss for about 1 minute. Like a few people who I wont name, they went on an rdming spree and somehow you loose like 400 karma for killing them AFTER THEY BLEW OFF YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE TEAM.

I think it can be usefull.