I believe I'm disturbed, mentally

[Devie]

I've been to hell like 4 times in my dream. Perhaps even more.
Either that or I meet satan or a devil on a regular basis.

Theyre not even scary.. JUST SO DERP LOL.

1. I was walking down a red hallway with 4 guys. Some guy at the end said "hell is that way" and I said "well.. okay i guess we go that way". So we get to this iron door and a bouncer who was apperantly satan was standing in a suit and he said "Whats your name?" to me and I said "Mary" and he was like "yeah ur in the list. go on in". So "hell" was like a nightclub LOL but it was all red. At the corner table I saw Jack Black (yes the actor) but he was naked.. playing a gameboy. I came up to him and I was like "ARENT U JACK BLACK!?" he said "GO AWAY IM PLAYING MY GAMEBOY" then I woke up.

2. Me and my friend were walking down a desert. Then there was a black hole in the middle. Friend was like "we have to go down" and it was like hours of crawling down the hole. Then we finally made it down and Satan was there again but he was a giant crab LOLOL and he was like *pinch pinch* Im satan I'm gonna get you. Then I giggled and woke up smiling.

[·UηİŦ··]

Well, like someone mentioned, most of the time it's just what you do and what your mind chooses to absorb/how it reacts to the ongoing world while being awake ._.

But what really fucking gets me is:

A few weeks ago, I had another. I was in Hell, it was darkness with a few hanging burning bodies on the wall every once in awhile.

I had a dream about Hell too ._____.

Though it was probably induced, last week I was playing GTAIV. Subconsciously I must've said "You're going to hell for killing all those people". <Key example of why bad dreams happen :u

But it was like

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I'm climbing a hill or some shit with some people I apparently know.
Then someone says something incriminating because for some reason "I'M UNDERCOVER :<"
Then this wacky fucking force funnel thing starts pulling in the bottom left corner of my vision behind me and us
And we start getting pulled in
The sky gets red
The line snaps
I'm free falling
There's this fucking disturbing ambiance going off all around me as I'm falling with so called friends
And then in the distance below us this creepy ass motherfucking (dead?) Giant Demon Corpse is coming into view like a bunch of sketchy 90s cartoon pencil lines on light salmon paper or something
And it gets bigger
And bigger
And fucking more disturbing
And the whole time the part of the hill we were climbing was actually the Demon's SKULL CAP
Which was fucking ASFA
And it was falling too
And the skull cap like magically manuvered over us
And went on the Demon's head
And it magically sealed up or something as we're screaming like fuck
And it starts spazzing out all over as it's also falling
And then
BAM
It lands
Twitches randomly
Dead
And we CRAW OUT OF ITS NASAL PASSAGE
FFS
And then somehow I go on some fucking random trek, alone, for some reason through the depths of hades with fucking random body parts everywhere, some still moving (This hand tries to pick me up from the ground, but it loses grip and I run really fast somehow), now after seeing political cartoons also crawl out of the demon's orifices
And then I go find a helicopter That will take me out of hell (?)
And I see Carlton
And I wake up
I don't know why.
I felt like I did drugs when I had that dream.
I didn't like it.

Like that but purple and bald. And bony.
Er, Bony-er.
And moldy and decayed and mushier and shit. Bleh.
Like, About to turn into Mushroom/Maggot fud/Probably already did.

Still, human pulp on your face and then falling into nothingness inside of you? ._______.
Maybe you're just stressed out .-.

I mean I had a dream once when I was in Elementary and the Devil was running a hell that looked like the School. And it was red and everything.
And he Smiled and shit.
I was so confused. Still am.

[Rocket50]

Funny thing, dreams. For the longest time, I never had any recollection of any dreams, to the point where I didn't think I dreamed at all. Then, for the first time in years I remembered one. It was strange as hell, yet it curiously made sense...

So since that day, I tried remembering. Now I remember at least one of my dreams everytime I wake up, sometimes even three, or on really rare occasions, four. And if upon waking up I don't remember any dreams, they usually pop up at random times during the day, making me stare blankly as my mind processed it.

[Devie]

LOL I remember a dream where the dog shit on the floor.
Then I looked at the shit to clean it up.. but it looked different and confusing.
So I asked "what?" to it.

LOL.

[ursus]

Anything particularly violent you play?

...All of them

[Ἆxule]

Lately, I've been having the weirdest dreams.
Not scary, just plain weird...

For Example:

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Just this last night, I remember I was visiting my Grandfather, and unlike his regular house, it was something totally different.
There was a court, and he had rooms all around it, and rooms going up a spiral staircase, and every room had some sort of memorable thing related to one topic.

Anyways, that was weird, but out of no where, my grandfather does a hand stand, and it was kind of like a cartoon where you see the oldman's hairy legs, but you don't see anything else. Apperently he wasn't wearing shorts...

After that, we started getting shot by missles apperently, and the whole setting turned into like a war seen.
For whatever reason, the place suddenly turned into a huge lifeboat, with people who wern't there originally on there now.

During all this, this one girl who likes me asks me if I wanted to do it (in my mind this was playing out as "knowing what it feels like before you die"). I kind of freaked out or something, and I was suddenly hanging off the lifeboat for dear life. The girl apperently took it as an insult and wouldn't help me up. In fact, no one did...
After a few more tries, I finally got back up, and out of no where, the "war" ended.

It goes on for a bit more, but you get the idea.

[Sabb]

I've been to hell like 4 times in my dream. Perhaps even more.
Either that or I meet satan or a devil on a regular basis.

Theyre not even scary.. JUST SO DERP LOL.

1. I was walking down a red hallway with 4 guys. Some guy at the end said "hell is that way" and I said "well.. okay i guess we go that way". So we get to this iron door and a bouncer who was apperantly satan was standing in a suit and he said "Whats your name?" to me and I said "Mary" and he was like "yeah ur in the list. go on in". So "hell" was like a nightclub LOL but it was all red. At the corner table I saw Jack Black (yes the actor) but he was naked.. playing a gameboy. I came up to him and I was like "ARENT U JACK BLACK!?" he said "GO AWAY IM PLAYING MY GAMEBOY" then I woke up.

2. Me and my friend were walking down a desert. Then there was a black hole in the middle. Friend was like "we have to go down" and it was like hours of crawling down the hole. Then we finally made it down and Satan was there again but he was a giant crab LOLOL and he was like *pinch pinch* Im satan I'm gonna get you. Then I giggled and woke up smiling.

I was half expecting a story of you having sex with satan after reading the first few sentences...

[Cheesicle]

once, i knew i was dreaming, and i flied.

I had two dreams where I was flying. First one, I didn't realize it was a dream. Second time, I was like "FUCK YES, THIS DREAM AGAIN!" And I flew.

Also, this one time, I was in SAT class when my teacher was talking about how you are able to control yourself in a dream my forcing yourself to look at your hands while dreaming. He said that after doing this, he flew to the moon and back just because he wanted to. That very night, in my dream, I looked at my hands, and flew to the moon. I still don't know if I voluntarily did that, or was it because I was thinking about the lesson when I was dreaming.

[Cake Faice]

It was the night where I showed my friend various Ainsley Harriot videos, for only my friend to have a dream where he told me that he had a dream that Ainsley was vigorously rubbing a pony's nipple.

I proceeded to have a poker face through the rest of the day.

[Devie]

I was half expecting a story of you having sex with satan after reading the first few sentences...

if it makes you feel  better I had dream once that I was raped by satan.

[Sabb]

if it makes you feel  better I had dream once that I was raped by satan.

Unfortunately it doesn't.

[Devie]

Unfortunately it doesn't.

 

[Supertoaster]

I used to have this sad dream when I was little. I would find Thomas the Train IRL and then when I went to show him to someone he would be gone and I would cry. IDK WTF IT WAS I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE THOMAS THE TRAIN

[Ἆxule]

I had two dreams where I was flying. First one, I didn't realize it was a dream. Second time, I was like "FUCK YES, THIS DREAM AGAIN!" And I flew.

Also, this one time, I was in SAT class when my teacher was talking about how you are able to control yourself in a dream my forcing yourself to look at your hands while dreaming. He said that after doing this, he flew to the moon and back just because he wanted to. That very night, in my dream, I looked at my hands, and flew to the moon. I still don't know if I voluntarily did that, or was it because I was thinking about the lesson when I was dreaming.

Being able to control your dreams is called lucid dreaming.
I used to try to have lucid dreams, but never got far with it.
Long forgot about it till now.
Meh, might try that hand thing. See how it does my fancy.

[Cake Faice]

Being able to control your dreams is called lucid dreaming.
I used to try to have lucid dreams, but never got far with it.
Long forgot about it till now.
Meh, might try that hand thing. See how it does my fancy.

I try not to lucid dream in fear of thinking about something horrifying like Pyramid Head or a Slender man combo.