Sorry for the bump but I have some things to add on:
-People on fucking facebook who decide it's cool to change their name to make it sound "cool"
Example:
Name: Dre Aiken
Facebook retardness: Dre "BillGates" Aiken.
Name: Colleen Green
Facebook retardness: "CoCo LatE"
Name: Anelia Ringle
Facebook retardness: Anelia "Ms.Jamaica" Ringle
Name: Brandon Smith
Facebook retardness: Brandon "CantBHandled" Smith
Name: De'mario Dodd
Facebook retardness: De'mario "IamMusic" Dodd
Name: Ronnie Dawkins
Facebook retardness: Ronnie "Tomuchtotakelol" Dawkins
ALSDKJFALSJDF AFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!