wow just wow

[youaintgotnopancakemix]

because coolz felt teeth when they were sexing

[Cheesicle]

Slight deviation from the norm confuses you and is horrible?
Good luck on SAT's and life, buddy.

Quit being an asshole.

And yeah, it's ugly as fuckk.

[Dark Byte]

Not only is it expensive, it looks ugly as fuck

[» Magic «]

The layout is horrible. Did that fix it?

You've obviously never used a sub '06 era phone :p

[Astropilot]

You've obviously never used a sub '06 era phone :p

It's true. I never have. 

[metalbeersolid]

Make one out of fools gold and sell it for $20 then we'll talk.

I see what you did there.

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Phone pun

Anyway, there are obvious reasons why they don't make Phones out of gold.
So here they are;

• They would be impractically heavy
• They would have to be pretty beefy in the gold department because gold is soft
• Gold is tacky if it isn't jewelry (or guns)

And finally,

• Who wouldn't steal a gold phone?

[Osme]

Quit being an asshole.

And yeah, it's ugly as fuckk.

not trying to be ;-;

[·UηİŦ··]

I see what you did there.

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Phone pun

Anyway, there are obvious reasons why they don't make Phones out of gold.
So here they are;

• They would be impractically heavy
• They would have to be pretty beefy in the gold department because gold is soft
• Gold is tacky if it isn't jewelry (or guns)

And finally,

• Who wouldn't steal a gold phone?

What about:

Losing your Solid-Gold Phone in the Storm Drain/Sewer (I've seen so many people do this)

Lose it anywhere else

Left your GOLD phone in the dryer

Dropping your phone (with the batteries exposed) into a pool (CONDUCTIVITY)

Walking in the rain with a Gold Phone (Dat urbin miff about lightning and phones OR just getting struck; the point is that if you get struck and survive, your SOLID GOLD phone will be melded to your skin [it can't evaporate since the fucking brick would be the equivalent of a Golden Bar with buttons and then some] or wherever it was)

 WHY IS THAT THERE>[/list]

[Sabb]

I see what you did there.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Phone pun

Anyway, there are obvious reasons why they don't make Phones out of gold.
So here they are;

• They would be impractically heavy
• They would have to be pretty beefy in the gold department because gold is soft
• Gold is tacky if it isn't jewelry (or guns)

And finally,

• Who wouldn't steal a gold phone?

>Danish luxury retailer
>argument invalid

It's not a phone for practical use, it's a phone for "Imakeupformylackofeverythingbyshowingoffallmymoney"[/list]