.:`=-~rANdOm~`-=:. Game Servers
.:`=-~rANdOm~`-=:. Game Servers (Read Only) => Discussion => Topic started by: blαh2355 on September 14, 2011, 03:49:36 PM
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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technology-blog/luxury-retailer-introduces-solid-gold-phone-60-000-171005618.html (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technology-blog/luxury-retailer-introduces-solid-gold-phone-60-000-171005618.html)
The only bright side is that the phone doesn't have all those things and apps that would be unnecessary to some people.
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can has pls?
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Not only is it expensive, it looks ugly as fuck
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Reminds me of this guy in Ballad of gay Tony...
(http://media.gtanet.com/images/6404-gta-gay-tony-yusuf-amir-art.jpg)
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Who the fuck would spend that much just on a Solid Gold cellphone that has worse quality than the 2006'ish flip phones?
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Stainless steel for 10,000
I would rather spend half that on a stainless steel fucking kitchen
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My $40 LG Vortex can do 10x more and it's made of plastic.
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I don't like it. The buttons look confusing. :sleep:
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gotta get my buddy ted turner to buy me one of these
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I don't like it. The buttons look confusing. :sleep:
1-9 confuses you?
Good luck on your SAT's buddy
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1-9 confuses you?
Good luck on your SAT's buddy
The layout is horrible. Did that fix it?
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The layout is horrible. Did that fix it?
Slight deviation from the norm confuses you and is horrible?
Good luck on SAT's and life, buddy.
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Slight deviation from the norm confuses you and is horrible?
Good luck on SAT's and life, buddy.
Thank you for your demotivation.
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What an ugly phone.
Make one out of fools gold and sell it for $20 then we'll talk.
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My $40 LG Vortex can do 10x more and it's made of plastic.
Supertoaster, why does ur profile pic. say banned?
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because coolz felt teeth when they were sexing
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Slight deviation from the norm confuses you and is horrible?
Good luck on SAT's and life, buddy.
Quit being an asshole.
And yeah, it's ugly as fuckk.
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Not only is it expensive, it looks ugly as fuck
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The layout is horrible. Did that fix it?
You've obviously never used a sub '06 era phone :p
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You've obviously never used a sub '06 era phone :p
It's true. I never have. :yes:
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Make one out of fools gold and sell it for $20 then we'll talk.
I see what you did there.
Anyway, there are obvious reasons why they don't make Phones out of gold.
So here they are;
- They would be impractically heavy
- They would have to be pretty beefy in the gold department because gold is soft
- Gold is tacky if it isn't jewelry (or guns)
And finally,
- Who wouldn't steal a gold phone?
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Quit being an asshole.
And yeah, it's ugly as fuckk.
not trying to be ;-;
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I see what you did there.
Anyway, there are obvious reasons why they don't make Phones out of gold.
So here they are;
- They would be impractically heavy
- They would have to be pretty beefy in the gold department because gold is soft
- Gold is tacky if it isn't jewelry (or guns)
And finally,
- Who wouldn't steal a gold phone?
What about:
Losing your Solid-Gold Phone in the Storm Drain/Sewer (I've seen so many people do this)
Lose it anywhere else
Left your GOLD phone in the dryer
Dropping your phone (with the batteries exposed) into a pool (CONDUCTIVITY)
Walking in the rain with a Gold Phone (Dat urbin miff about lightning and phones OR just getting struck; the point is that if you get struck and survive, your SOLID GOLD phone will be melded to your skin [it can't evaporate since the fucking brick would be the equivalent of a Golden Bar with buttons and then some] or wherever it was)
WHY IS THAT THERE>[/list]
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I see what you did there.
Anyway, there are obvious reasons why they don't make Phones out of gold.
So here they are;
- They would be impractically heavy
- They would have to be pretty beefy in the gold department because gold is soft
- Gold is tacky if it isn't jewelry (or guns)
And finally,
- Who wouldn't steal a gold phone?
>Danish luxury retailer
>argument invalid
It's not a phone for practical use, it's a phone for "Imakeupformylackofeverythingbyshowingoffallmymoney"[/list]