Lol, how would you react??

[Mecha]

I would try and give him a look that says "im not going to respond to that", but it'd end up being some awkward facial expression.
Then i'd walk off..... and look behind me after 20 ft.
and 20 ft after that, I'd look back again.
and again.
then one more time.

Then I would think about what just happened and be somewhat disturbed.

Lol, turn back and stare:P

[StartedBullet]

I would do a few things:
1. Tell him "I'm not gay, sorry".
2. If he follows me "If following me on purpose, I'm obligated to tell you of these weapons I have with me and am experienced with:

- A .22 boot revolver
- A throwing knife in my sleeve compartment
- A .38 special attatched to apparatus in my sleeve
- Two halves of a metal bo stave in my coat
- A hypodermic needle with a solution of hydrogen peroxide and urushiol

3. Watch him walk away
 
When I get older ( 21 ) I would pack this much heat, in addition to a glock in open view.

[Osme]

I would do a few things:
1. Tell him "I'm not gay, sorry".
2. If he follows me "If following me on purpose, I'm obligated to tell you of these weapons I have with me and am experienced with:

- A .22 boot revolver
- A throwing knife in my sleeve compartment
- A .38 special attatched to apparatus in my sleeve
- Two halves of a metal bo stave in my coat
- A hypodermic needle with a solution of hydrogen peroxide and urushiol

3. Watch him walk away
 
When I get older ( 21 ) I would pack this much heat, in addition to a glock in open view.

good luck with that

[Captain Communism]

Y'know, I've got this for a reason.
Switchblade

[StartedBullet]

You could coat the knife in a urushiol based compound. It's the primary active ingredant in Poison ivy/Oak, and the Mango tree.
 
Imagine one of those rashes inside an arterial valve! Or in your brain!

[aerobro]

I can't react because the "beautiful body" part doesn't apply for me 

[ledjohnny]

Y'know, I've got this for a reason.
Switchblade

Knife video #2006

[Mecha]

I can't react because the "beautiful body" part doesn't apply for me 

Lol, its okay, it will sometime

[Captain Communism]

 
Imagine one of those rashes inside an arterial valve! Or in your brain!

I don't think the brain is capable of physical sensations...

[StartedBullet]

It would give severe inflamation and destruction of the tissues within. It's not about pain, as other places on your body will feel it worse ( almost all your capallaries will burn like hell ).

It's probably the worst way to die, as for most people it is assured they will die.

[Deacon]

Derp.
Derp everywhere

[Goat]

Herpes.
Herpes everywhere.

[Mecha]

Herpes.
Herpes everywhere.

Lol!! Then run like a blk boy:P