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Title: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Mecha on August 15, 2011, 11:13:55 PM
If a random guy comes up to you and ask hey, how was your day.

You: Day is just fine, thank you.

Random guy: Well thats good, have you seen the weather, heard it might change.

You: Nope, not yet sir.

And at the moment, he asks you "If i told you I had a beautiful body, Would you hold it against me??"

How would you React/Respond
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Osme on August 15, 2011, 11:15:41 PM
is he african?
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Mecha on August 15, 2011, 11:16:20 PM
is he african?

Well, lets say he is, what would you do??
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Osme on August 15, 2011, 11:18:23 PM
Well, lets say he is, what would you do??
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/004/862/nigga-you-gay.png)
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Mecha on August 15, 2011, 11:19:45 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/004/862/nigga-you-gay.png)

LOL!! Nice one, would you run like hell?? or just walk away??
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Osme on August 15, 2011, 11:23:02 PM
LOL!! Nice one, would you run like hell?? or just walk away??
stare at his long muscular penis and say "luckily for you, i might just be gay for you"
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Mecha on August 15, 2011, 11:25:03 PM
stare at his long muscular penis and say "luckily for you, i might just be gay for you"

Wow, weird response but okay
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Osme on August 15, 2011, 11:26:27 PM
Wow, weird response but okay
you realize youre talking to a fucking retard right?
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Mecha on August 15, 2011, 11:30:08 PM
you realize youre talking to a fucking retard right?

Lol, had no clue:p
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Osme on August 15, 2011, 11:31:16 PM
Lol, had no clue:p
ok
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Cable on August 15, 2011, 11:32:45 PM
and I hate apple juice.
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Sabb on August 15, 2011, 11:33:07 PM
If a random guy comes up to you and ask hey, how was your day.

You: Day is just fine, thank you.

Random guy: Well thats good, have you seen the weather, heard it might change.

You: Nope, not yet sir.

And at the moment, he asks you "If i told you I had a beautiful body, Would you hold it against me??"

How would you React/Respond
Touch my dickbutt.
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Wafflepiezz on August 16, 2011, 12:03:48 AM
If I told you I have a hidden blade equipped...
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Tezuni on August 16, 2011, 04:21:23 AM
I would try and give him a look that says "im not going to respond to that", but it'd end up being some awkward facial expression.
Then i'd walk off..... and look behind me after 20 ft.
and 20 ft after that, I'd look back again.
and again.
then one more time.

Then I would think about what just happened and be somewhat disturbed.
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: ledjohnny on August 16, 2011, 09:12:24 AM
and I hate apple juice.
The Apple iJuice.
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Mecha on August 16, 2011, 09:15:01 AM
I would try and give him a look that says "im not going to respond to that", but it'd end up being some awkward facial expression.
Then i'd walk off..... and look behind me after 20 ft.
and 20 ft after that, I'd look back again.
and again.
then one more time.

Then I would think about what just happened and be somewhat disturbed.

Lol, turn back and stare:P
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: StartedBullet on August 16, 2011, 12:58:01 PM
I would do a few things:
1. Tell him "I'm not gay, sorry".
2. If he follows me "If following me on purpose, I'm obligated to tell you of these weapons I have with me and am experienced with:

- A .22 boot revolver
- A throwing knife in my sleeve compartment
- A .38 special attatched to apparatus in my sleeve
- Two halves of a metal bo stave in my coat
- A hypodermic needle with a solution of hydrogen peroxide and urushiol

3. Watch him walk away
 
When I get older ( 21 ) I would pack this much heat, in addition to a glock in open view.
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Osme on August 16, 2011, 02:03:26 PM
I would do a few things:
1. Tell him "I'm not gay, sorry".
2. If he follows me "If following me on purpose, I'm obligated to tell you of these weapons I have with me and am experienced with:

- A .22 boot revolver
- A throwing knife in my sleeve compartment
- A .38 special attatched to apparatus in my sleeve
- Two halves of a metal bo stave in my coat
- A hypodermic needle with a solution of hydrogen peroxide and urushiol

3. Watch him walk away
 
When I get older ( 21 ) I would pack this much heat, in addition to a glock in open view.
good luck with that
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Captain Communism on August 16, 2011, 04:34:18 PM
Y'know, I've got this for a reason.
Switchblade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEN1ztiARng#ws)
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: StartedBullet on August 16, 2011, 04:40:22 PM
You could coat the knife in a urushiol based compound. It's the primary active ingredant in Poison ivy/Oak, and the Mango tree.
 
Imagine one of those rashes inside an arterial valve! Or in your brain!
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: aerobro on August 16, 2011, 04:50:09 PM
I can't react because the "beautiful body" part doesn't apply for me  :-[
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: ledjohnny on August 16, 2011, 05:19:06 PM
Y'know, I've got this for a reason.
Switchblade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEN1ztiARng#ws)
Knife video #2006
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Mecha on August 16, 2011, 06:03:18 PM
I can't react because the "beautiful body" part doesn't apply for me  :-[

Lol, its okay, it will sometime
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Captain Communism on August 16, 2011, 06:06:48 PM

 
Imagine one of those rashes inside an arterial valve! Or in your brain!
I don't think the brain is capable of physical sensations...
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: StartedBullet on August 16, 2011, 06:58:45 PM
It would give severe inflamation and destruction of the tissues within. It's not about pain, as other places on your body will feel it worse ( almost all your capallaries will burn like hell ).

It's probably the worst way to die, as for most people it is assured they will die.
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Deacon on August 17, 2011, 01:43:17 PM
Derp.
Derp everywhere
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Goat on August 17, 2011, 02:08:02 PM
Herpes.
Herpes everywhere.
Title: Re: Lol, how would you react??
Post by: Mecha on August 17, 2011, 08:58:43 PM
Herpes.
Herpes everywhere.

Lol!! Then run like a blk boy:P