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Alright This blows
« on: August 03, 2011, 07:38:49 AM »
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Got my keyboards taken by my parents, for what you may ask.

>get home from brewers game at 9:30
>sit on the couch with parents and watch some of a movie
>dad is on shitty ipad and mom on a shitty dell net book
>dad sees a USA today article that is titled gamer dies from playing games too long.
>Sees that he dies from sitting in a cramped position for more than 12 hours a day.
>plays a xbox360 and dies prom lung constriction
>xobx360
>mom has a paranoia bipolar breakdown
>yells at me for playing for 4 hours straight.
>Mom runs into room and rips the keyboard out of my computer
>breaks the usb cable
>Says i can't use it.
>Bitch owes me a keyboard


Onscreen keyboard doesnt cut it

tl;dr Fuck iPads and USA today

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Re: Alright This blows
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2011, 07:40:15 AM »
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lol thats very similair to my parents     :idk:

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Re: Alright This blows
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2011, 08:19:44 AM »
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
Why always some Xbawx kid or a WoW addict. lol
Why no ps3 or pc.
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Re: Alright This blows
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2011, 08:53:45 AM »
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
Why always some Xbawx kid or a WoW addict. lol
Why no ps3 or pc.

Because kids have the illusion that they're a professional gamer when they play Carl on Duty/Halo 8 hours straight, hyped up on Monster/Redbull energy drinks.

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Re: Alright This blows
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2011, 10:13:16 AM »
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Actually he was about 20 and I thought he died from having a stroke from being in the same position for a long time. Oh well, that sucks, hope you get your keyboard back :(



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Re: Alright This blows
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2011, 12:32:37 PM »
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LOOOOOOL


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Re: Alright This blows
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2011, 02:08:16 PM »
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LOL

how unfit must he be

to die like that

o_O

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Re: Alright This blows
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2011, 02:11:09 PM »
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Reminds me of that 1000 ways to die episode: http://www.spike.com/video-clips/71lpvc/1000-ways-to-die-game-over




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Re: Alright This blows
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2011, 03:52:50 PM »
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Got my keyboards taken by my parents, for what you may ask.

>dad sees a USA today article that is titled gamer dies from playing games too long.
>Sees that he dies from sitting in a cramped position for more than 12 hours a day.
>plays a xbox360 and dies prom lung constriction
>xobx360
>mom has a paranoia bipolar breakdown
>yells at me for playing for 4 hours straight.

Wh

That's like saying A PERFECTLY HEALTHY INDIVIDUAL LIKE ME shouldn't sleep for 9 hours BECAUSE A man who had a Terminal Illness was sleeping for 8 hours and died in his sleep yesterday, AND there is a chance that I can die in my sleep EVEN THOUGH THAT CHANCE IS SMALL AND I AM HEALTHHY.

The guy is in less than poor shape anyways. Maybe he also was just a poor, gluttonous blob of gamer stereotype that resembled The Master.

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Re: Alright This blows
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2011, 03:56:35 PM »
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Got my keyboards taken by my parents, for what you may ask.

>get home from brewers game at 9:30
>sit on the couch with parents and watch some of a movie
>dad is on shitty ipad and mom on a shitty dell net book
>dad sees a USA today article that is titled gamer dies from playing games too long.
>Sees that he dies from sitting in a cramped position for more than 12 hours a day.
>plays a xbox360 and dies prom lung constriction
>xobx360
>mom has a paranoia bipolar breakdown
>yells at me for playing for 4 hours straight.
>Mom runs into room and rips the keyboard out of my computer
>breaks the usb cable

>Says i can't use it.
>Bitch owes me a keyboard


Onscreen keyboard doesnt cut it

tl;dr Fuck iPads and USA today

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Re: Alright This blows
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2011, 05:06:43 PM »
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Re: Alright This blows
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2011, 05:10:02 PM »
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I still wonder what tomcat's face/reaction was when she was ripping it off LOLLLLL.



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Re: Alright This blows
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2011, 05:12:11 PM »
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I still wonder what tomcat's face/reaction was when she was ripping it off LOLLLLL.


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Re: Alright This blows
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2011, 06:03:18 PM »
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The me and the no should be switched.


Also, only strange, obsessed people die from video games.

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Re: Alright This blows
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2011, 06:05:58 PM »
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The me and the no should be switched.


Also, only strange, obsessed people die from video games.


You mean most people on these forums? 0.o
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