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Title: Alright This blows
Post by: Tomcat on August 03, 2011, 07:38:49 AM
Got my keyboards taken by my parents, for what you may ask.

>get home from brewers game at 9:30
>sit on the couch with parents and watch some of a movie
>dad is on shitty ipad and mom on a shitty dell net book
>dad sees a USA today article that is titled gamer dies from playing games too long.
>Sees that he dies from sitting in a cramped position for more than 12 hours a day.
>plays a xbox360 and dies prom lung constriction
>xobx360
>mom has a paranoia bipolar breakdown
>yells at me for playing for 4 hours straight.
>Mom runs into room and rips the keyboard out of my computer
>breaks the usb cable
>Says i can't use it.
>Bitch owes me a keyboard


Onscreen keyboard doesnt cut it

tl;dr Fuck iPads and USA today
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: TehHank on August 03, 2011, 07:40:15 AM
lol thats very similair to my parents     :idk:
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: Peetah on August 03, 2011, 08:19:44 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
Why always some Xbawx kid or a WoW addict. lol
Why no ps3 or pc.
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: Cake Faice on August 03, 2011, 08:53:45 AM
Quote from: Peetah on August 03, 2011, 08:19:44 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
Why always some Xbawx kid or a WoW addict. lol
Why no ps3 or pc.

Because kids have the illusion that they're a professional gamer when they play Carl on Duty/Halo 8 hours straight, hyped up on Monster/Redbull energy drinks.
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: blαh2355 on August 03, 2011, 10:13:16 AM
Actually he was about 20 and I thought he died from having a stroke from being in the same position for a long time. Oh well, that sucks, hope you get your keyboard back :(
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: Sabb on August 03, 2011, 12:32:37 PM
LOOOOOOL
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: » Magic « on August 03, 2011, 02:08:16 PM
LOL

how unfit must he be

to die like that

o_O
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: Dale Feles on August 03, 2011, 02:11:09 PM
Reminds me of that 1000 ways to die episode: http://www.spike.com/video-clips/71lpvc/1000-ways-to-die-game-over (http://www.spike.com/video-clips/71lpvc/1000-ways-to-die-game-over)
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on August 03, 2011, 03:52:50 PM
Quote from: Tomcat on August 03, 2011, 07:38:49 AM
Got my keyboards taken by my parents, for what you may ask.

>dad sees a USA today article that is titled gamer dies from playing games too long.
>Sees that he dies from sitting in a cramped position for more than 12 hours a day.
>plays a xbox360 and dies prom lung constriction
>xobx360
>mom has a paranoia bipolar breakdown
>yells at me for playing for 4 hours straight.

Wh

That's like saying A PERFECTLY HEALTHY INDIVIDUAL LIKE ME shouldn't sleep for 9 hours BECAUSE A man who had a Terminal Illness was sleeping for 8 hours and died in his sleep yesterday, AND there is a chance that I can die in my sleep EVEN THOUGH THAT CHANCE IS SMALL AND I AM HEALTHHY.

The guy is in less than poor shape anyways. Maybe he also was just a poor, gluttonous blob of gamer stereotype that resembled The Master. (http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Master)

HngIcan'tthiswhat.
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: Devie on August 03, 2011, 03:56:35 PM
Quote from: Tomcat on August 03, 2011, 07:38:49 AM
Got my keyboards taken by my parents, for what you may ask.

>get home from brewers game at 9:30
>sit on the couch with parents and watch some of a movie
>dad is on shitty ipad and mom on a shitty dell net book
>dad sees a USA today article that is titled gamer dies from playing games too long.
>Sees that he dies from sitting in a cramped position for more than 12 hours a day.
>plays a xbox360 and dies prom lung constriction
>xobx360
>mom has a paranoia bipolar breakdown
>yells at me for playing for 4 hours straight.
>Mom runs into room and rips the keyboard out of my computer
>breaks the usb cable
>Says i can't use it.
>Bitch owes me a keyboard


Onscreen keyboard doesnt cut it

tl;dr Fuck iPads and USA today

MOTHER MAD!!! MOTHER SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: Sabb on August 03, 2011, 05:06:43 PM
Quote from: .:~RND`=-$ilent on August 03, 2011, 02:11:09 PM
Reminds me of that 1000 ways to die episode: http://www.spike.com/video-clips/71lpvc/1000-ways-to-die-game-over (http://www.spike.com/video-clips/71lpvc/1000-ways-to-die-game-over)
I was actually thinking that exactly.
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: Devie on August 03, 2011, 05:10:02 PM
I still wonder what tomcat's face/reaction was when she was ripping it off LOLLLLL.


Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: Sabb on August 03, 2011, 05:12:11 PM
Quote from: Devie ♥ on August 03, 2011, 05:10:02 PM
I still wonder what tomcat's face/reaction was when she was ripping it off LOLLLLL.
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQOTcqAAigKXUTsC5VvSTjW2vJiBxbvcpU6vXHunxPeuP1sTWQ8)
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: cogsandspigots on August 03, 2011, 06:03:18 PM
Quote from: Sabb on August 03, 2011, 05:12:11 PM
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQOTcqAAigKXUTsC5VvSTjW2vJiBxbvcpU6vXHunxPeuP1sTWQ8)
The me and the no should be switched.


Also, only strange, obsessed people die from video games.
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: StartedBullet on August 03, 2011, 06:05:58 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on August 03, 2011, 06:03:18 PM
The me and the no should be switched.


Also, only strange, obsessed people die from video games.


You mean most people on these forums? 0.o
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: Alkaline on August 03, 2011, 06:22:16 PM
Quote from: StartedBullet on August 03, 2011, 06:05:58 PM

You mean most people on these forums? 0.o

I empty my "lemonade" jars every Friday and Sunday.
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: Sabb on August 03, 2011, 06:23:58 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on August 03, 2011, 06:03:18 PM
The me and the no should be switched.


Also, only strange, obsessed people die from video games.
Derp... the image wasn't meant to be grammatically correct... it's a play on words with...
Nevermind.
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: coolzeldad on August 03, 2011, 08:43:38 PM
Quote from: Sabb on August 03, 2011, 05:12:11 PM
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQOTcqAAigKXUTsC5VvSTjW2vJiBxbvcpU6vXHunxPeuP1sTWQ8)

icame
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: Sabb on August 03, 2011, 08:44:37 PM
Quote from: coolzeldad on August 03, 2011, 08:43:38 PM
icame
coolz gusta
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: coolzeldad on August 03, 2011, 08:47:04 PM
Quote from: Sabb on August 03, 2011, 08:44:37 PM
coolz gusta

with an asian latina like that.. how could I not? : )
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: » Magic « on August 04, 2011, 02:56:20 PM
Quote from: Devie ♥ on August 03, 2011, 05:10:02 PM
I still wonder what tomcat's face/reaction was when she was ripping it off LOLLLLL.



(http://i.imgur.com/761XK.jpg)
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Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: Tomcat on August 04, 2011, 09:24:14 PM
Quote from: » Magic « on August 04, 2011, 02:56:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/761XK.jpg)
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noep

(http://dobrochan.ru/src/jpg/1003/hate.jpg)
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: Cake Faice on August 05, 2011, 11:07:37 PM
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/6493/1307361474567.jpg)
Title: Re: Alright This blows
Post by: Karoshi on August 08, 2011, 12:43:55 AM
Lol, thats really funny and started cracking up