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This is what it looks like ON STARTUP:



And this is the defrag report:


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Re: So my mom's friend asks me to "find out why her computer is slow"
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2011, 12:16:10 PM »
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msconfig.exe

go to startup

take all the shit off, tell her to run them manually

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Re: So my mom's friend asks me to "find out why her computer is slow"
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2011, 12:20:35 PM »
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msconfig.exe

go to startup

take all the shit off, tell her to run them manually

took care of it already, this was 2 days ago

i used CCleaner, uninstalled everything, fixed the registry and cleared out 3 GB of unnecessary cache files

71% fragmentation though, holy shit.

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Re: So my mom's friend asks me to "find out why her computer is slow"
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2011, 12:30:30 PM »
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It will go back to that after you check it the next time.
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Re: So my mom's friend asks me to "find out why her computer is slow"
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2011, 12:33:48 PM »
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double full defrag... defrag freespace

just for the hell of it

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Re: So my mom's friend asks me to "find out why her computer is slow"
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2011, 12:34:58 PM »
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that's how my first computer was when I was like.. 10. LOL.

I didn't know shit on how to take care of it and all I did was I watched

A. LOT. OF. PORN.

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Re: So my mom's friend asks me to "find out why her computer is slow"
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2011, 12:35:41 PM »
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A. LOT. OF. PORN.

No dear,

That's just the Webcam Viewer

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Re: So my mom's friend asks me to "find out why her computer is slow"
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2011, 02:07:24 PM »
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No dear,

That's just the Webcam Viewer


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Re: So my mom's friend asks me to "find out why her computer is slow"
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2011, 02:12:46 PM »
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I thought it was default for Windows 7 to automatically defrag itself on Wednesday or Thursday.

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Re: So my mom's friend asks me to "find out why her computer is slow"
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2011, 02:24:43 PM »
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I thought it was default for Windows 7 to automatically defrag itself on Wednesday or Thursday.

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Re: So my mom's friend asks me to "find out why her computer is slow"
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2011, 02:39:08 PM »
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>friend's mom's computer
>Norton and McAffee installed, a million useless things, toolbars everywhere
>run a virus scan, baleet the toolbars, computer is fast again
>ask friend to host Minecraft server
>his mom throws a huge titfit and bans me from using computers in his house again

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Re: So my mom's friend asks me to "find out why her computer is slow"
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2011, 02:49:56 PM »
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>friend's mom's computer
>Norton and McAffee installed, a million useless things, toolbars everywhere
>run a virus scan, baleet the toolbars, computer is fast again
>ask friend to host Minecraft server
>his mom throws a huge titfit and bans me from using computers in his house again

latina moms
>she wants to fuck

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Re: So my mom's friend asks me to "find out why her computer is slow"
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2011, 03:55:21 PM »
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I thought it was default for Windows 7 to automatically defrag itself on Wednesday or Thursday.

>your face when windows vista