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I might start a restaurant
« on: July 09, 2011, 11:28:42 AM »
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I will call it, "Luftwaffle's Breakfast Haus".

Now, obviously, I'm a LOOOOOONG way from actually starting it.

BUT. I have some basic ideas.

Blitzkrieg Breakfast Platter -"Served up lightning fast!"
Consists of a Luftwaffle, two Prussian Pancakes, three strips of Bavarian Bacon, and two links of Saxon Sausages.

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So yeah. What do you guys think so far?
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Re: I might start a restaurant
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2011, 11:39:55 AM »
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I like it  :thumbsup:


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Re: I might start a restaurant
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2011, 11:52:49 AM »
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sounds gud


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Re: I might start a restaurant
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2011, 12:32:45 PM »
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Oh god you'll get sued for insensitivity and racism or whatever else shit so fast... ACLU or whoever does that crap will get you.

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Re: I might start a restaurant
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2011, 12:38:32 PM »
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people gunna call you a nazi

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Re: I might start a restaurant
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2011, 12:47:32 PM »
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people gunna call you a nazi

Yea, even if you tell them that you're idolizing the Wehrmacht, ignorant fucks will still think you're a Nazi. I wonder how many people actually know what the Iron Cross is and what it symbolizes...
You must assimilate into our culture of diversity.

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Re: I might start a restaurant
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2011, 12:48:14 PM »
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Oh god you'll get sued for insensitivity and racism or whatever else shit so fast... ACLU or whoever does that crap will get you.

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But, all of it's perfectly legal.

And I could just counter-sue, all things considered.

EDIT: Here's the thing. The Iron Cross is STILL USED in Germany. Blitzkrieg is still utilized by the U.S. military. And the Luftwaffe has the most elite aggressor squadron on the planet. If they sue me, I will point these things out and worst-case scenario, I will have to go back to gunsmithing after closing the place.
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Re: I might start a restaurant
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2011, 02:07:55 PM »
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lol'd hard
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Re: I might start a restaurant
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2011, 03:44:22 PM »
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do you deliver?
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Re: I might start a restaurant
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2011, 03:46:08 PM »
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Re: I might start a restaurant
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2011, 03:50:30 PM »
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What convinces you that your future will be perfect if you keep shoving that damn Iron Cross in everyones' face?
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Re: I might start a restaurant
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2011, 03:58:25 PM »
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What convinces you that your future will be perfect if you keep shoving that damn Iron Cross in everyones' face?
I don't?

I just think it fits the theme of the restaurant.

And no, we won't deliver. (Family business,local only)

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Re: I might start a restaurant
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2011, 03:59:47 PM »
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do you deliver?

Better question:

Do you sell bagels?

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Re: I might start a restaurant
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2011, 04:02:30 PM »
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Better question:

Do you sell bagels?

Help me think of a name.

Bavaria is taken, need another German region that starts with a "B"

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Re: I might start a restaurant
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2011, 04:06:34 PM »
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wait a second aren't you like 12-13?