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Title: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Captain Communism on July 09, 2011, 11:28:42 AM
I will call it, "Luftwaffle's Breakfast Haus".

Now, obviously, I'm a LOOOOOONG way from actually starting it.

BUT. I have some basic ideas.

Blitzkrieg Breakfast Platter -"Served up lightning fast!"
Consists of a Luftwaffle, two Prussian Pancakes, three strips of Bavarian Bacon, and two links of Saxon Sausages.

T-Shirt

(http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i446/luftwaffles1/T-shirt20Outline.jpg)

So yeah. What do you guys think so far?
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: kurtis_13_1994 on July 09, 2011, 11:39:55 AM
I like it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: » Magic « on July 09, 2011, 11:52:49 AM
sounds gud

Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Arcoyle on July 09, 2011, 12:32:45 PM
Oh god you'll get sued for insensitivity and racism or whatever else shit so fast... ACLU or whoever does that crap will get you.

-posted from my iPhone
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Tomcat on July 09, 2011, 12:38:32 PM
people gunna call you a nazi
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: ledjohnny on July 09, 2011, 12:47:32 PM
people gunna call you a nazi

Yea, even if you tell them that you're idolizing the Wehrmacht, ignorant fucks will still think you're a Nazi. I wonder how many people actually know what the Iron Cross is and what it symbolizes...
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Captain Communism on July 09, 2011, 12:48:14 PM
Oh god you'll get sued for insensitivity and racism or whatever else shit so fast... ACLU or whoever does that crap will get you.

-posted from my iPhone

But, all of it's perfectly legal.

And I could just counter-sue, all things considered.

EDIT: Here's the thing. The Iron Cross is STILL USED in Germany. Blitzkrieg is still utilized by the U.S. military. And the Luftwaffe has the most elite aggressor squadron on the planet. If they sue me, I will point these things out and worst-case scenario, I will have to go back to gunsmithing after closing the place.
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Seb on July 09, 2011, 02:07:55 PM
lol'd hard
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: coolzeldad on July 09, 2011, 03:44:22 PM
do you deliver?
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Foofoojack on July 09, 2011, 03:46:08 PM
do you deliver?

this
srsly
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Alkaline on July 09, 2011, 03:50:30 PM
What convinces you that your future will be perfect if you keep shoving that damn Iron Cross in everyones' face?
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Captain Communism on July 09, 2011, 03:58:25 PM
What convinces you that your future will be perfect if you keep shoving that damn Iron Cross in everyones' face?
I don't?

I just think it fits the theme of the restaurant.

And no, we won't deliver. (Family business,local only)
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Jman on July 09, 2011, 03:59:47 PM
do you deliver?

Better question:

Do you sell bagels?
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Captain Communism on July 09, 2011, 04:02:30 PM
Better question:

Do you sell bagels?

Help me think of a name.

Bavaria is taken, need another German region that starts with a "B"
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Foofoojack on July 09, 2011, 04:06:34 PM
wait a second aren't you like 12-13?
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Captain Communism on July 09, 2011, 04:09:47 PM
wait a second aren't you like 12-13?

15.

Read the first post...
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: YomoFox on July 09, 2011, 04:13:04 PM
15.

Read the first post...

He don't have eye.
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on July 09, 2011, 04:14:20 PM
I think I would like to eat there...
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Captain Communism on July 09, 2011, 04:31:04 PM
Guys, this is just a backup plan in case marine biology doesn't work out.

That, or gunsmithing.
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Deacon on July 09, 2011, 05:00:02 PM
lol. just...
lol
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Sabb on July 09, 2011, 06:47:46 PM
lol. just...
lol
Bam.


Seriously... you're getting a little ahead of yourself, and I'm not trying to be discouraging, but no one is going to really be interested in this kind of stuff in the modern society...
Gl with your gunsmithing though.
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: ledjohnny on July 09, 2011, 06:53:46 PM
Bam.


Seriously... you're getting a little ahead of yourself, and I'm not trying to be discouraging, but no one is going to really be interested in this kind of stuff in the modern society...
Gl with your gunsmithing though.

Exactly. That part of history is falling by the way-side, unfortunately...
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Cake Faice on July 09, 2011, 06:59:26 PM
There's not a very good chance that modern day America would approve....
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Deacon on July 09, 2011, 07:11:42 PM
There's not a very good chance that modern day America would approve....

Imagine what modern day germans would feel
lets ask one.

cause i don't know the answer.
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Seb on July 09, 2011, 07:40:12 PM
Still, imagine he opens up a restaurant for April Fool's in a prime area of his town. People who can take a joke would probably laugh and go inside, to see the menu. Technically, the names are German-themed WWII terms and have nothing to do with Nazis, so it's not illegal or hateful.
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: ledjohnny on July 09, 2011, 07:42:02 PM
Still, imagine he opens up a restaurant for April Fool's in a prime area of his town. People who can take a joke would probably laugh and go inside, to see the menu. Technically, the names are German-themed WWII terms and have nothing to do with Nazis, so it's not illegal or hateful.

We've patted that part down, it's just the fact that a place like that would make absolutely no revenue. This being because a small fraction of the population eating there isn't enough to support a restaurant.
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Don on July 09, 2011, 07:42:17 PM
Even though this might seem cool and new to you,
I highly doubt it's a good idea.
The Nazi era has cost countless of lives and people have not yet dealt with it.

It's like me opening a restaurant in america and offering the "14 trillion debt" sandwich.

Still, imagine he opens up a restaurant for April Fool's in a prime area of his town. People who can take a joke would probably laugh and go inside, to see the menu. Technically, the names are German-themed WWII terms and have nothing to do with Nazis, so it's not illegal or hateful.
It doesn't matter if the intentions/names are neither illegal nor hateful.
In German law, the holocaust was neither of these and it still didn't make it right.
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Captain Communism on July 09, 2011, 08:09:49 PM
Even though this might seem cool and new to you,
I highly doubt it's a good idea.
The Nazi era has cost countless of lives and people have not yet dealt with it.

It's like me opening a restaurant in america and offering the "14 trillion debt" sandwich.
It doesn't matter if the intentions/names are neither illegal nor hateful.
In German law, the holocaust was neither of these and it still didn't make it right.
> WWI

Luftwaffe=/= Nazi organization

Blitzkrieg= Still used.

Where did you get holocaust anyways, this is a pre/ post WWII themed place. NO Nazi symbolism anywhere.

Still, imagine he opens up a restaurant for April Fool's in a prime area of his town. People who can take a joke would probably laugh and go inside, to see the menu. Technically, the names are German-themed WWII terms and have nothing to do with Nazis, so it's not illegal or hateful.
I like that idea.

Besides, who said I was opening it in America OR Germany anyways?

It's all about Australia!
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Deacon on July 09, 2011, 09:10:09 PM
It's like me opening a restaurant in america and offering the "14 trillion debt" sandwich.

DON I LOVE YOU

Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Seb on July 09, 2011, 09:28:09 PM
DON I LOVE YOU



What?

It wasn't even that funny, no offence Don.
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Captain Communism on July 09, 2011, 09:43:13 PM
You guys are talking about WWII in a WWI-themed restaurant. =/
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Alkaline on July 10, 2011, 10:00:53 AM
You guys are talking about WWII in a WWI-themed restaurant. =/
This is a sign that a stupid Americans like myself mixes up this World War shiz pretty easy.

Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Deacon on July 10, 2011, 10:46:54 AM
This is a sign that a stupid Americans like myself mixes up this World War shiz pretty easy.

......ok
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Dale Feles on July 10, 2011, 11:25:55 AM
What?

It wasn't even that funny, no offence Don.

How was Don's post supposed to be considered funny?
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Deacon on July 10, 2011, 12:45:54 PM
How was Don's post supposed to be considered funny?


maybe you don't get it, but i thought it was funny as hell.
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Devie on July 10, 2011, 12:47:43 PM
do you deliver?

I still wish mcdonalds delivered. bish.
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Tomcat on July 10, 2011, 01:17:06 PM
I still wish mcdonalds delivered. bish.

McDonalds is deviled

Call 1-866-LAV-LITE for more info

jk

but then their greedy executives will lose money

Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Sabb on July 10, 2011, 02:37:29 PM
McDonalds is deviled

Call 1-866-LAV-LITE for more info

jk

but then their greedy executives will lose money
Yano.
If they delivered and organised everything very precisely they could potentially make a huge profit.
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Foofoojack on July 10, 2011, 03:14:06 PM
Yano.
If they delivered and organised everything very precisely they could potentially make a huge profit.

this, all the obese people and overwieghts (no offence) could just dial now
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Captain Communism on July 10, 2011, 03:34:36 PM
Got off my lazy ass and decided to show you guys where I got the joke from.

Luftwaffles (Final Version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdxdTG8NklQ#ws)
Title: Re: I might start a restaurant
Post by: Buzzkill on July 11, 2011, 10:00:04 AM
wait a second aren't you like 12-13?
I was 5 when I made McDonald's.