So, I just got on the cruise, and I'm going to send regular updates via phone.
Update: This might not work once we hit the water, so I might just tell you guys how it goes when I get back.
Update: Bored out of my wits right now, it's gonna be a looooooong four days. (BTW, I feel safer here than I ever will on facebook sooooo.....)
Update: First day was a sham, second day is modrately better so far.
Update: Second day has been much better. A storm was following us, so I pointed at it and said, "Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R."
(Kudos to those who get the reference)