RND poems

[This Toast]

My mexican balls hurt
that's why i made it asian
I got my RND shirt
I WANT MY MONEY BACK FUCKING TF2.

Im just gonna say
Im so gay 
Whoever comes near me
YOU ARE GONNA HEAR ME. 

[·UηİŦ··]

NIGGAS EVERYWHERE

I DEDICATE THIS TO TATOR

So I like to draw.

Y'all Ni**as all know this already.

But when shit comes to shit.

When these Ni**as think they know me already...

Fuck, I'm like

"HOLD UP, BITCH-

THE FUCK Y'THINK YA DOIN'?!

I DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE THAT NI**A,

NOW WHO TH'HELL YOU BE FOOLIN'?

PUT THAT SHIT AWAY, BITCH;

AND GET YO PANTS OFF THE GROUND,

IM'MA TELL YOU STRAIGHT UP SO NI**AS KNOW I AIN'T FUCKIN' AROUND.

I DON' T MURR OR YIFF.

JERK OR JACK (TO THAT...)

TH'FUCK IS WITH THE <3'S, DAMN;

NI**A ARE YOU ON CRACK?

AND ANOTHER THING, MOTH'...

WHAT'S WITH ALL MY JUNK IN MY JUNK (folder)

I DON'T ROLL THAT WAY NI**A, SHIT-

NIGHT'S STILL YOUNG N' I'M JUST GETTING OLD'R...

SO
QUIT
IT.

NOW LOOK- BITCH.

AND QUIT CRYIN' LIKE A BROKE BABY,

BITCH;

I NEVER TOLD YO' ASS:

'MAYBE'.

SHIT'S NOT ALL LIKE

THAT I DON'T CARE,

ABOUT YO FEELIN'S... (I DON'T JUDGE NI**GA SO THROW YO HANDS IN DE AYER, HELL...)

I JUST GET TOO MUCH LUV BITCH.

TOO MUCH EMOTION FOR MEANIN'.

AND I REACH MY FUCKIN' LIMIT-

NI**A I BE FUCKING PUNCHING THE CEILIN'.

UP.

SO NOW, MR. FUZZ;

I JUST NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

I DRAW, MOTHERFUCKER

I DON'T PLAY WITH MY HANDS."

Fuck 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I MEAN NOW

I'm cool with the majority

But honestly some oddities

Roll on up.

Outta nowhere.

And these Ni**as,

Come all up on me like (PMin' me all like... like... like...):

"VEEGEEE <3"

EVERY DAY.

EVERY MOMENT.

ALL NIGHT.



FUCK- NIG,

DO I KNOW YOU LIKE THAT...

NOPE...?

OH, HEY, WELL NOW, ISN'T THAT JUST PHAAAAT.

OP-

OH WHOOPS DID I BLOW YOU COVER?

HAH.

WELL NOW I GUESS YOUR GONNA NEED ANOTHER RANDOM-ASS LOVER.

BLAH.





HEY YO WHORE LISTEN.

I'MMA PAY YOU 50 BUCKS-

TO PICK YO'SELF UP-

AND WALK. THE FUCK. OUT. THAT. DOOR.           

FUCK 


LEAVE ME ALONE, I AIN'T AT THE PHONE.

AND THE HELL YOU GON' LEAVIN' A MESSAGE

I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU NO BONE.


CAUSE YO FLIRTY ROLEPLAY ASS IS S.O.L.

Y'HORNY-ASS FUCK

YO D*CK (BEST BELIEVE);

I WILL NOT SUCK.



FIN-AL STATE-MENT.

FACE TO PAVE-MENT.

PUNCH THE FLOOR.

WHINE SOME, MOAAARRR.

HAH.

YOU CAN BEG YOUR HEART OUT.

I DON'T GIVE INFINITY SHITS,

AND IT'S GETTING DARK OUT.

I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE, NIG.

AND TO BE QUITE FRANK

I AIN'T PLAYIN' NO MORE.

BITCH ASS SKANK

[ٶȻhriʂ]

I DEDICATE THIS TO TATOR

So I like to draw.

Y'all Ni**as all know this already.

But when shit comes to shit.

When these Ni**as think they know me already...

Fuck, I'm like

"HOLD UP, BITCH-

THE FUCK Y'THINK YA DOIN'?!

I DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE THAT NI**A,

NOW WHO TH'HELL YOU BE FOOLIN'?

PUT THAT SHIT AWAY, BITCH;

AND GET YO PANTS OFF THE GROUND,

IM'MA TELL YOU STRAIGHT UP SO NI**AS KNOW I AIN'T FUCKIN' AROUND.

I DON' T MURR OR YIFF.

JERK OR JACK (TO THAT...)

TH'FUCK IS WITH THE <3'S, DAMN;

NI**A ARE YOU ON CRACK?

AND ANOTHER THING, MOTH'...

WHAT'S WITH ALL MY JUNK IN MY JUNK (folder)

I DON'T ROLL THAT WAY NI**A, SHIT-

NIGHT'S STILL YOUNG N' I'M JUST GETTING OLD'R...

SO
QUIT
IT.

NOW LOOK- BITCH.

AND QUIT CRYIN' LIKE A BROKE BABY,

BITCH;

I NEVER TOLD YO' ASS:

'MAYBE'.

SHIT'S NOT ALL LIKE

THAT I DON'T CARE,

ABOUT YO FEELIN'S... (I DON'T JUDGE NI**GA SO THROW YO HANDS IN DE AYER, HELL...)

I JUST GET TOO MUCH LUV BITCH.

TOO MUCH EMOTION FOR MEANIN'.

AND I REACH MY FUCKIN' LIMIT-

NI**A I BE FUCKING PUNCHING THE CEILIN'.

UP.

SO NOW, MR. FUZZ;

I JUST NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

I DRAW, MOTHERFUCKER

I DON'T PLAY WITH MY HANDS."

Fuck 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I MEAN NOW

I'm cool with the majority

But honestly some oddities

Roll on up.

Outta nowhere.

And these Ni**as,

Come all up on me like (PMin' me all like... like... like...):

"VEEGEEE <3"

EVERY DAY.

EVERY MOMENT.

ALL NIGHT.



FUCK- NIG,

DO I KNOW YOU LIKE THAT...

NOPE...?

OH, HEY, WELL NOW, ISN'T THAT JUST PHAAAAT.

OP-

OH WHOOPS DID I BLOW YOU COVER?

HAH.

WELL NOW I GUESS YOUR GONNA NEED ANOTHER RANDOM-ASS LOVER.

BLAH.





HEY YO WHORE LISTEN.

I'MMA PAY YOU 50 BUCKS-

TO PICK YO'SELF UP-

AND WALK. THE FUCK. OUT. THAT. DOOR.           

FUCK 


LEAVE ME ALONE, I AIN'T AT THE PHONE.

AND THE HELL YOU GON' LEAVIN' A MESSAGE

I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU NO BONE.


CAUSE YO FLIRTY ROLEPLAY ASS IS S.O.L.

Y'HORNY-ASS FUCK

YO D*CK (BEST BELIEVE);

I WILL NOT SUCK.



FIN-AL STATE-MENT.

FACE TO PAVE-MENT.

PUNCH THE FLOOR.

WHINE SOME, MOAAARRR.

HAH.

YOU CAN BEG YOUR HEART OUT.

I DON'T GIVE INFINITY SHITS,

AND IT'S GETTING DARK OUT.

I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE, NIG.

AND TO BE QUITE FRANK

I AIN'T PLAYIN' NO MORE.

BITCH ASS SKANK

that sure is a long poem

[Hotgreensoldier]

This is rNd
Made up of you and me

Greet all the friendly faces
From all types of races

We're here to have fun
Who needs the sun?

Brought to you by Coolz
Who gets rid of all the foolz

We hope you enjoy your stay
You're welcome to play

As long as you don't hack
We will welcome you back

Last, but not least
The fun has not ceased

Nor do we think it will
Going nowhere but uphill

Sorry, it's 3 AM and I finally think I can go to sleep. I shall finish dis tomorrow.





I haven't read any of the other poems, hope I didn't take someones line d:

[Dale Feles]

This is rNd
Made up of you and me

Greet all the friendly faces
From all types of races

We're here to have fun
Who needs the sun?

Brought to you by Coolz
Who gets rid of all the foolz

We hope you enjoy your stay
You're welcome to play

As long as you don't hack
We will welcome you back

Last, but not least
The fun has not ceased

Nor do we think it will
Going nowhere but uphill

Sorry, it's 3 AM and I finally think I can go to sleep. I shall finish dis tomorrow.





I haven't read any of the other poems, hope I didn't take someones line d:

This actually sounds sexy.

[Hotgreensoldier]

This actually sounds sexy.

Why thank you. I do the weirdest stuff when I'm sleepy...