If you could only travel back in time....

[Deathie]

shit i typed this once but i didn't work i wil type it again

i would go to ground zero on 9/11 with:

I would save America and stop us from attacking Iraq (unless George Bush is that much of a fucktard)

Did you not see the video I posted? :L

[bipolardiz]

you see time travel is therotically possible. All of the universe sits on a frabric of time. With that said if you could stop the expansion of the fabric or retract it you never know what could happen!

[Seb]

Basically, with time travel, if it could happen, it already has. Nobody tried to stop the Lincoln/Kennedy assassination, nobody tried to stop 9/11, nobody tried to do anything one small act would forever change, so it's not going to happen.

[·UηİŦ··]

>implying that people would not keep time-travel a secret in case it would get into the wrong hands.

> IMPLYING
TIME TRAVEL
IS EVEN
POSSIBLE

Everyone nids.

.sdin enoyrevE

To calm down.

.nwod mlac oT

Before someone decides to kill their Grandfather

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[Deathie]

you see time travel is therotically possible. All of the universe sits on a frabric of time. With that said if you could stop the expansion of the fabric or retract it you never know what could happen!

You neglected to mention the work of Dr. Emmit Brown. The problem Brown and his assistant found was that if you go back in time to meet your parents before you were born, your mom gets the hots for you.

[Cheesicle]

I think about this every other day :I

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February 17th, 1990
With me, I have:

Laser Pistol (Loaded, Free-energy-Reciprocating internal Battery)
Several Copies of Floppy disks containing valuable data from the future (even music)
An Iphone
"How to Talk so People Will Listen"
2011 Dodge Charger in Neon Colours

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Cept notblue

With these things, I will:

Watch Depeche Mode perform 'Enjoy the Silence' atop the WTC

Go buy a set of Parachute Pants

Prevent Kurt Cobain from killing himself during April 5th of 1992

Enjoy the Culture of the 90s

Ridin' with my Top Down (not really but you get the idea)

Street race idiots in my Car from the FUTAR 

Encourage the formation of the United Nations of the Americas "U.N.A."

Celebrate my birth

Smashing Pumpkins, No Doubt, Third Eye Blind, REM, U2, Public Enemy, Biz, Ice Cube etc

Stop B. I. G. and 2-Pac from getting gunned down

Cartoon Break.

Party like it's 1999

99 problems and a Bitch ain't one (2000).

Stop 9/11, hang terrorist off American flag-pole and post on internet. Leave them there.

Then just chill in my GIANT MANSIONthing. Woo.

These Time Travels all interconnect with eachother, in Chronological Order:

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May 1st, 1982 (Later 1982B) (Timeline 1932)
With me, I have:

An Iphone
1982 DMC DeLorean with upgrades from 2015 
Another Laser-pistol
Cyborg Implants
Iphone Blueprints

With these things, I will:

Locate Subject_1 (See: July 15th 1932)
Buy Acceptable Apparel (More Para-pants, 1982 shirt, Converse, Dark Hoodie, Digital Watch...)
Attend my High-school (It was built in the 60's  )
Ace classes (again)
Bewilder everyone wif mai knowlidg of da futar
Get Laid
Wow everyone with the Iphone; Make joke at how Apple's doing right now compared to 2011
Get noticed by media with magic device; maek monies with blueprints of Iphone/steal a bunch from the future and sell 'em
Punch out some Neo-Nazis (See: July 15th 1932)
Graduate
Chill with Subject_1
Prevent a Paradox, by sending a Time-duplicate of myself to 1932

Go to 1975...

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July 15th, 1932 (Timeline not yet altered)
With me, I have:

An Iphone, with memo from me in 1982B
1990 Lamborghini Countach, Black
Prepared Documents, Blueprints, Samples, Data
30's Money
Stamp of Approval from Government Sectors
Sharp-looking Suit

With these things, I will:

Tell a Duplicate of myself to go to any point in the 50's, but use a Fake Name

Using another Fake name, bring the Guaranteed Proposal of Supersoldiers (GPS) to America, detailing them on events to come

Convince them, if otherwise

Contact other Major Allied Forces; Detailed briefing of things to come

Help then engineer better weapons, vehicles, armor, Communications, basically everything in the God-damned force

Start Programs to train soldiers better

Terrorist Attack on Adolf Hitler during 1938, killing a major portion of his little Reich, but not killing him. Yet.

1940- Let Axis think everything is going to plan, then fly F-16s over skies and carpet-bomb strategically. Kill 3/4 Nazi Germany.

Fire Fireworks of Allied Flags after bombing 

1942/1943- Evacuate people in Camps, streets

1944- This time, FLASHBBANG the Bunker extensively  Send in Giant, scary-ass Mechs to terrorize area. Do not kill Hitler yet.
Zero Allies Casualties as of December 31st, 1944.

1945- Record as team of Military Units storm Stronghold, mercilessly, yet hilariously killing countless Nazi Soldiers 

Shoot gun out of Hitler's hands. Proceed to Curse in German, French, English, and Russian. Especially Russian.

Make Bastard dance as I shoot lasers at feet for 30 minutes.

Start moping the floor with bastard for 15 minutes; Psychological Warfare

Put on Trollface Mask, Break Adolf's legs, then Turn him into Swiss Cheese with Laser-Gun 'on camera'.

Mini-nuke Building, have civilians burn rest of Nazi flags or something.

Play Infamous Broadcast of Video on Radio, to every radio, immediately after.

Then

Broadcast Shoot To Kill Notification of Remaining Nazi Solders.

Sharpen a Stick on Both sides.

War over.

Form U.N.A again, but this time, in the late 40's.

Mail Video to US Government for documentation and release 30 years later.

Visit Subject_MT1 (a Civilian Project of the GPS Project), born on March 31st, 1948. Biologically Aged 2, Chronologically/Mentally Aged 12.
Make friends with, tell information about future events in order to avoid Paradox.
Give new Alias "Keith Smith". Tell Keith to Cryogenically freeze self until August 17th, 1969 (To avoid knowledge of my further doings, thus causing another paradox); then move to remote house in the middle of nowhere and wait for me to re-contact him under my REAL name.

Play important Role in Politics for next 7 years with same Fake Name

Stage Murder on March 31st, 1955. Live rest of days under another name, in South America. Leave behind 3 Children...

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September 16th, 1975B (Timeline 1932)
With me, I have:

An Iphone
Skateboard
Another Laser-pistol
Afro
Numbers of Important people

With these things, I will:

Get Down On It

Warn Bob Marley about Cancer

Call up some famous, influential Businessmen

Money

Create a Bank Account and mail the information to a undisclosed location, "Do not open this until 1981"

Leech off Disco

Give to the poor

Lol InlineSkating

Invent Cds 20 years before they were supposed to

Watch Future Self get Set

Mellow Out

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June 4th, 1950B (Timeline 1932)
With me, I have:

An Iphone
2004 Toyota Supra
A Laser GUN received from an unknown source
Subject_1's Location received from an unknown source
G-men Badge received from an unknown source

With these things, I will:

Take a walk around The new World
Scare World with Nuclear fear
Laugh it off
Diplomatic Immunity (I GOTS A GOVERNMENT BADGE LOLOLOLO  )
Invent Modern-day Computer Components (Transistors instead of Vacuum Tubes etc)
Make 'free' love
Say Hi to Elvis, warn him about toilets
March 31st, 1955; Feel like someone you know died Today, Watch Children of Person on TV
Move to Nevada, USA
Spend the rest of my life Nibbling on sponge cake and watching the sun bake, while Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Watch my Younger self Troll World in 1982

^Is a bit Tl;dr but a good Paradox-solving read. Not too Hard to Follow 
Then have a Beer with the One of the Founding Fathers.
Proceed to make Lincoln the First President In Space.

Read every single bit of that. Best list here lol.

Actually, if I really had the ability to go back in time, I wouldn't do anything to alter the course of history.

So maybe I'd just get a video camera and record many famous people and disasters that occurred.

Here's a list of things I'd record in HD:
Flight 11 Crashing into the North Tower in the WTC.
Flight 77 Crashing into the Pentagon
Flight 93 Crashing into the field in Shanksville, Penn.
Titanic sinking
Pearl Harbor attack
The Atomic Bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki from the ground.
The eruption of Krakatoa
The Battle of Gettysburg
Beach Landing at Normandy
Airborne Landing at Normandy
Siege of Yorktown against British by American and French troops.
Signing of the Declaration of Independence

People I'd Record
The inaugurations of all US Presidents whose inaugurations were not recorded.

[bipolardiz]

You neglected to mention the work of Dr. Emmit Brown. The problem Brown and his assistant found was that if you go back in time to meet your parents before you were born, your mom gets the hots for you.

lol I have heard of the Oedipal shiz but never of that lol. Also, someone said something about doing good.... I wanted you guys to be douches with time machines...

I was going to insert link to robot chicken episode with dicks with time machine reference but ugh.

[Blaze]

damn sebastian that would've been my second choice pullin out a rifle and killin guy who killed jfk BEFORE he did it. JFK was the best president ever to me

[Wafflepiezz]

Travelling through time is possible if you can actually bend the scale of space, which is by doing that with a wormhole. A wormhole bends a hole from one side of the universe/space to the opposite side which can therefore be possible to travel. Quantam physics allow this...so did Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawkings.

[Shawn]

Basically, with time travel, if it could happen, it already has. Nobody tried to stop the Lincoln/Kennedy assassination, nobody tried to stop 9/11, nobody tried to do anything one small act would forever change, so it's not going to happen.

But changing the time line would cause paradox's... I'd like to believe that time travel has happen but in the way it does in the book i read "Time scout" Which these people "Time guides" take groups back in time to only learn the history first hand but not actually mess with anything.

[Deathie]

But changing the time line would cause paradox's... I'd like to believe that time travel has happen but in the way it does in the book i read "Time scout" Which these people "Time guides" take groups back in time to only learn the history first hand but not actually mess with anything.

Theoretically, that is possible.

Allowing ourselves to "view" the past, but not able to affect it.
Like a one-way mirror.


People like to believe we have free will, when in reality, it's all a pre-defined path. We just move through it.
Think about it this way, we can perceive the past, but the future is completely unknown. It's just we haven't found a way to read it.


I'm sure Charlie Sheen knows what it feels like to travel back before the big bang when there was nothingness. lolol

[bipolardiz]

Hmmmm yes everything is a chain reaction of events i agree with that general statement. When it comes to observation of the past as a like history class or something, simply going to see it would change the past unless say it was just a monitor and it looked back into the past.

To the ideo that we don't have free will, I personnally believe that there is always two options and our past defines those two options. With that said the past may make you learn more toward another thing but there is still always a choice.

[Cheesicle]

Basically, with time travel, if it could happen, it already has. Nobody tried to stop the Lincoln/Kennedy assassination, nobody tried to stop 9/11, nobody tried to do anything one small act would forever change, so it's not going to happen.

...........

Or, people don't want to fuck history up?

This guy named Ronald (Can't remember his last name.) Said that time travel is possible, but you can only travel in the period between when the time machine is turned on, and when it is turned off.

[Bovicide]

Basically, with time travel, if it could happen, it already has. Nobody tried to stop the Lincoln/Kennedy assassination, nobody tried to stop 9/11, nobody tried to do anything one small act would forever change, so it's not going to happen.

...........

Or, people don't want to fuck history up?

This guy named Ronald (Can't remember his last name.) Said that time travel is possible, but you can only travel in the period between when the time machine is turned on, and when it is turned off.

These are both presumptions about the nature of time. Seb assumes that time is linear and not changeable. He presumes that there is only one world-line (or space time) that cannot be changed.

However, you don't consider that time may be able to be re-formed. Perhaps at the specific point in time that a message or person goes back in time(NOW) the world-line shifts and time changes. Perhaps we are living in the "true" line, which someday will shift when a future traveler travels back in time. This version of time travel means that a future change in the past will only impact our reality the moment the act is done.

OR perhaps when a traveler embarks they create an entirely new world-line and move there, never to return to our own world line. In their world line they can do as they like, since it is a separate entity from the reality that they left from. This idea makes the exact opposite assumption that you make Seb -- that the past cannot change the future once it has occurred and that a new reality must be constructed. This would have frightening implications for the wary time traveler, as they would never be able to return to their original universe.

Both of these theories assume that time is not calculated in its entirety from the beginning of existence (opposite from the presumption that you make seb). Either way, its all supposition at this point, and if my theories are right, we will never know for sure what implications time travel has, since it will never affect our reality.

[Shawn]

Hmmmm yes everything is a chain reaction of events i agree with that general statement. When it comes to observation of the past as a like history class or something, simply going to see it would change the past unless say it was just a monitor and it looked back into the past.

I don't think just being there would cause the time line to change in anyway...