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<3 kaspersky
« on: May 09, 2011, 12:04:40 PM »
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*click downloaded file*
"explorer.exe is attempting to load malicious file deleting"
"explorer.exe has been disinfected"
CRASH
reboot
not gonna happen
cannot restore from kasper
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« Last Edit: May 09, 2011, 12:08:03 PM by Snivy M.E. »
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Re: <3 kaspersky
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2011, 12:47:08 PM »
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...LOL?

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Re: <3 kaspersky
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2011, 12:49:04 PM »
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</3 Norton
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Re: <3 kaspersky
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2011, 01:48:37 PM »
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Re: <3 kaspersky
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2011, 01:56:37 PM »
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no need to be retards
i was actually spammed with nope.dll's
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Re: <3 kaspersky
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2011, 01:56:56 PM »
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yomo.dll not found.

nid buy new computer.


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Re: <3 kaspersky
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2011, 02:14:44 PM »
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no need to be retards

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Re: <3 kaspersky
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2011, 05:52:02 PM »
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*click downloaded file*
"explorer.exe is attempting to load malicious file deleting"
"explorer.exe has been disinfected"
CRASH
reboot
not gonna happen
cannot restore from kasper
 :quarterheart:
nope.dll
nope.dll
nope.dll
nope.dll
nope.dll
nope.dll
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Sounds like either the virus got to your anti-virus, Or it got to your System32 folder, I personally think it was an anti-anti-virus, That attacked kaspersky, I've never actually ran into this problem, But it could be possible that you had a virus that specifically attacked kaspersky users.

Which can actually be sent directly, If they had all the IP addresses in the kaspersky website, And had the virus specifically designed to outsmart kaspersky, But that still doesn't negate the fact that kaspersky failed. =[

Kaspersky you broke my heart. :'(

Whelp, as long as NOD32 doesn't break my heart I'll be juuuust fine.
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Re: <3 kaspersky
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2011, 06:52:28 PM »
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no need to be retards
i was actually spammed with nope.dll's
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Re: <3 kaspersky
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2011, 09:14:33 AM »
+1
Did you try smashing the computer with the ragehammer?

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Re: <3 kaspersky
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2011, 09:35:23 AM »
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Did you try smashing the computer with the ragehammer?

yes i did



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Re: <3 kaspersky
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2011, 12:32:02 PM »
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<3 stupidly downloading virus infected files and running before scanning <3

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Re: <3 kaspersky
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2011, 03:45:59 PM »
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<3 stupidly downloading virus infected files and running before scanning <3
i didnt lol
i was reinstalling ventrillo
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Re: <3 kaspersky
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2011, 06:52:57 PM »
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i didnt lol
i was reinstalling ventrillo
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Re: <3 kaspersky
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2011, 07:18:39 PM »
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