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Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
« on: May 06, 2011, 01:39:51 PM »
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Below is a link to either the best piece of satirical comic gold ever created or this site is serious beyond belief

http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal-2-safe-for-the-christain-family/

A brief summer of the above article

1. His name is ICE VAN WINKLE
2. He uses BING
3. They burned in on a barbeque.
4. He locks his computer away.
5. Apparently it is possible to INVENT child molestation
‎6. Portals are sphincters

by all means explore the rest of this brilliant and eye opening site. You will shit out your dick. :trollface:



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Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2011, 01:42:10 PM »
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Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2011, 01:44:55 PM »
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There are two adorable robots. Who doesn’t love robots? Kids sure do. Well, these 2 robots are a homosexual couple. The tall one is the dominate bear and the little one is the swishing bottom. Even the voices are clearly transexual which is a dead give away. I shudder to think of what life style choices a little child will think is decent after pretending to be one of these two mechanical gays. Instead of penises, they have glowing red and blue lights in their sex area.


This christian would make a great Rule 34 author.
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Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2011, 01:50:33 PM »
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Quote from: Snivy M.D. on May 06, 2011, 01:44:55 PM

This christian would make a great Rule 34 author.

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Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2011, 01:55:45 PM »
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I fucking lol'd.

Silly Ice Van Winkle, what will he think of next?

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Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2011, 02:01:13 PM »
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what have i just seen... :bluepacmanghost:
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Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2011, 02:01:54 PM »
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Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2011, 02:06:20 PM »
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Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2011, 02:07:27 PM »
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What is being taught to our children?
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Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2011, 02:08:52 PM »
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Should children be forced to see a room full of giant black dildoes?


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Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2011, 03:01:01 PM »
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Kids at Bonnaroo like to shove ecstasy up their rectums, so they can get a “rear end raver high” and enjoy the famous light shows. How great is it knowing that our children are walking around will pills of Satanic joy up their twinkie holes, gazing at colored light beams, while doing make out sessions or even worse, pre-martial sex.

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Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2011, 03:01:46 PM »
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Quote from: Orgazmo on May 06, 2011, 03:01:01 PM
Kids at Bonnaroo like to shove ecstasy up their rectums, so they can get a “rear end raver high” and enjoy the famous light shows. How great is it knowing that our children are walking around will pills of Satanic joy up their twinkie holes, gazing at colored light beams, while doing make out sessions or even worse, pre-martial sex.



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Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2011, 03:02:16 PM »
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