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Title: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Orgazmo on May 06, 2011, 01:39:51 PM
Members of RnD

Below is a link to either the best piece of satirical comic gold ever created or this site is serious beyond belief

http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal-2-safe-for-the-christain-family/ (http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal-2-safe-for-the-christain-family/)

A brief summer of the above article

1. His name is ICE VAN WINKLE
2. He uses BING
3. They burned in on a barbeque.
4. He locks his computer away.
5. Apparently it is possible to INVENT child molestation
‎6. Portals are sphincters

by all means explore the rest of this brilliant and eye opening site. You will shit out your dick. :trollface:



Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Tomcat on May 06, 2011, 01:42:10 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


HOMOSEXUALS

EVERYWHERE
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Deathie on May 06, 2011, 01:44:55 PM
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There are two adorable robots. Who doesn’t love robots? Kids sure do. Well, these 2 robots are a homosexual couple. The tall one is the dominate bear and the little one is the swishing bottom. Even the voices are clearly transexual which is a dead give away. I shudder to think of what life style choices a little child will think is decent after pretending to be one of these two mechanical gays. Instead of penises, they have glowing red and blue lights in their sex area.


This christian would make a great Rule 34 author.
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Orgazmo on May 06, 2011, 01:50:33 PM
Quote from: Snivy M.D. on May 06, 2011, 01:44:55 PM

This christian would make a great Rule 34 author.

Best Fanfic ever written?
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Cake Faice on May 06, 2011, 01:55:45 PM
I fucking lol'd.

Silly Ice Van Winkle, what will he think of next?

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Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Mr. Franklin on May 06, 2011, 02:01:13 PM
what have i just seen... :bluepacmanghost:
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Goat on May 06, 2011, 02:01:54 PM
http://christwire.org/2011/03/minecraft-the-game-that-teaches-kids-how-to-make-penis-with-digital-blocks/ (http://christwire.org/2011/03/minecraft-the-game-that-teaches-kids-how-to-make-penis-with-digital-blocks/)

If you thought that was bad this is worse.
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Sabb on May 06, 2011, 02:06:20 PM
Quote from: Goat on May 06, 2011, 02:01:54 PM
http://christwire.org/2011/03/minecraft-the-game-that-teaches-kids-how-to-make-penis-with-digital-blocks/ (http://christwire.org/2011/03/minecraft-the-game-that-teaches-kids-how-to-make-penis-with-digital-blocks/)

If you thought that was bad this is worse.
OH MY FUCKING GOD LOL
(http://christwire.org/wp-content/uploads/29minecock.jpg)
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Dale Feles on May 06, 2011, 02:07:27 PM
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What is being taught to our children?
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Peetah on May 06, 2011, 02:08:52 PM
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Should children be forced to see a room full of giant black dildoes?
(http://www.warpzoned.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/portal2-2.jpg)

LOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: ItchyDani3l on May 06, 2011, 02:30:44 PM
Quote from: SabbathFreak on May 06, 2011, 02:06:20 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD LOL
(http://christwire.org/wp-content/uploads/29minecock.jpg)

Sexy
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Deathie on May 06, 2011, 02:45:22 PM
Quote from: Goat on May 06, 2011, 02:01:54 PM
http://christwire.org/2011/03/minecraft-the-game-that-teaches-kids-how-to-make-penis-with-digital-blocks/ (http://christwire.org/2011/03/minecraft-the-game-that-teaches-kids-how-to-make-penis-with-digital-blocks/)

If you thought that was bad this is worse.

(http://christwire.org/wp-content/uploads/graph-1-300x231.jpg)

LOL.

Ice Van Winkle is my new hero.
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Orgazmo on May 06, 2011, 03:01:01 PM
Kids at Bonnaroo like to shove ecstasy up their rectums, so they can get a “rear end raver high” and enjoy the famous light shows. How great is it knowing that our children are walking around will pills of Satanic joy up their twinkie holes, gazing at colored light beams, while doing make out sessions or even worse, pre-martial sex.

(http://christwire.org/wp-content/uploads/chartgo-12.png)
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Deelpeel on May 06, 2011, 03:01:46 PM
Quote from: Orgazmo on May 06, 2011, 03:01:01 PM
Kids at Bonnaroo like to shove ecstasy up their rectums, so they can get a “rear end raver high” and enjoy the famous light shows. How great is it knowing that our children are walking around will pills of Satanic joy up their twinkie holes, gazing at colored light beams, while doing make out sessions or even worse, pre-martial sex.

(http://christwire.org/wp-content/uploads/chartgo-12.png)

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: » Magic « on May 06, 2011, 03:02:16 PM
LOLWTF





OHH MYY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOL
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: blαh2355 on May 06, 2011, 04:11:23 PM
I thought there was already a topic about this, oh well, must have been in the Senior members area.

Nonetheless, ahahahhaahahaha, that's where I got my name :trollface:
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Deelpeel on May 06, 2011, 04:13:07 PM
those were some stupid Christians lololo
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: cogsandspigots on May 06, 2011, 04:19:37 PM
http://christwire.org/2011/04/here-is-what-happens-when-america-votes-yes-for-gay-marriage/ (http://christwire.org/2011/04/here-is-what-happens-when-america-votes-yes-for-gay-marriage/)

When/ if gay marriage is allowed, guess what will happen?

GAY COUPLES WILL MARRY!!!!
IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!! 
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Sabb on May 06, 2011, 04:44:03 PM
I found it funny how this add was on one of those anti-gay pages:
(http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CIWC_puw5pyKiAEQrAIY-gEyCDAtlqr6W6WI)
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: yoshi on May 06, 2011, 04:47:17 PM
Oh my god. I swear to god this isn't real. I fucking swear to god.
oh yea. MOTHER FUCKING LOL'D and LOLWUT.


EDIT: They are trolls...
I fucking feed them to death.

Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Supertoaster on May 06, 2011, 04:53:37 PM
they're just trollbait you know
Title: Re: Portal 2 is part of the homosexual agenda
Post by: Arcoyle on May 06, 2011, 10:02:43 PM
I love how the person with the most perverse mind is the guy trying to protect people from perverted guys like himself, lol. Spikes =/= giant black dildos.

And for a gay basher he sure looked up a lot of gay porn and shit. I mean what straight man looks at portal and thinks "that is exactly like a gay bath house I saw once..."