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Offline PhysicX M.D.

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British English vs Azian English
« on: April 06, 2011, 08:19:29 AM »
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Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to- point, effective etc........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Asian : No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Asian : Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Asian : S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Asian : No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Asian : (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Asian : Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Asian : Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Asian : Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Asian : You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Asian : Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Asian : See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Asian : Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Asian : Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Asian : like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Asian : Celaka u

Celaka=Shit you
Teruk=horrible.
Most of the asian english came from my country.
Anyways LOL.
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Re: British English vs Azian English
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2011, 09:54:07 AM »
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The "leh" is a (IMO) weird accent most asians have :P
But that's funny when comparing.
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Re: British English vs Azian English
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2011, 12:24:44 PM »
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Re: British English vs Azian English
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2011, 12:25:31 PM »
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Cheese nid buy better english...
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Re: British English vs Azian English
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2011, 12:30:35 PM »
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I speak more asian than british LOL D:
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Re: British English vs Azian English
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2011, 12:34:09 PM »
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If anyone here has meet my friend Pastur, you would know how he would respond to this.

Me: Use elevated vocabulary whenever applicable.
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Re: British English vs Azian English
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2011, 12:36:16 PM »
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man does anyone here speak american English?  :trollface:
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Re: British English vs Azian English
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2011, 12:36:50 PM »
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Quote from: Mr. Franklin on April 06, 2011, 12:36:16 PM
man does anyone here speak american English?  :trollface:
Yeah, I speak 'Merican.
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Re: British English vs Azian English
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2011, 12:43:27 PM »
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Quote from: cogsandspigots on April 06, 2011, 12:36:50 PM
Yeah, I speak 'Merican.

not that you rubbish fool!
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Re: British English vs Azian English
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2011, 01:43:11 PM »
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Yes, I indeed do speak Americano :trollface:
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Re: British English vs Azian English
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2011, 01:51:59 PM »
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So is that how they speak in Britain?
Like Please sir, will you balbalblabla thank you kind man sir guy?
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Re: British English vs Azian English
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2011, 02:14:52 PM »
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How the flying fuck do I speak this language called "English" in the first place?
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Re: British English vs Azian English
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2011, 04:43:55 PM »
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que?
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Re: British English vs Azian English
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2011, 09:00:58 PM »
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i cant speak english
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Re: British English vs Azian English
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2011, 10:44:46 PM »
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WAT. there's no peach pac-man ghost.     >:(     :peachpacmanghost: ????!?!?!?!@@?!?!@
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