.:`=-~rANdOm~`-=:. Game Servers
.:`=-~rANdOm~`-=:. Game Servers (Read Only) => Discussion => Topic started by: PhysicX M.D. on April 06, 2011, 08:19:29 AM
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Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to- point, effective etc........
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Asian : No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Asian : Hello, who page?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Asian : S-kew me
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Asian : No-need, lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Asian : (pointing the door) can ar?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Asian : Don't be shy, lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Asian : Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Asian : Don't want la...
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Asian : You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Asian : Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Asian : See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Asian : Die-lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Asian : Wat happen Why like that....
WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Asian : like that also don't know how to do!!!!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Asian : Celaka u
Celaka=Shit you
Teruk=horrible.
Most of the asian english came from my country.
Anyways LOL.
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The "leh" is a (IMO) weird accent most asians have :P
But that's funny when comparing.
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Cheese nid buy better english...
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I speak more asian than british LOL D:
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If anyone here has meet my friend Pastur, you would know how he would respond to this.
Me: Use elevated vocabulary whenever applicable.
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man does anyone here speak american English? :trollface:
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man does anyone here speak american English? :trollface:
Yeah, I speak 'Merican.
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Yeah, I speak 'Merican.
not that you rubbish fool!
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Yes, I indeed do speak Americano :trollface:
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So is that how they speak in Britain?
Like Please sir, will you balbalblabla thank you kind man sir guy?
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How the flying fuck do I speak this language called "English" in the first place?
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que?
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i cant speak english
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WAT. there's no peach pac-man ghost. >:( :peachpacmanghost: ????!?!?!?!@@?!?!@
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I am fully fluent in Canadaese
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I am fully fluent in Canadaese
eh?