BULLSHIT, I'LL BET YOU SUCK DICKS ALL THE TIME. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SON?
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BOY I BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE.
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.