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Frank · « **on:** March 19, 2011, 04:54:26 PM »

Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Me: Hello
Agent [Kyle] is ready to assist you.
Kyle: Hello, my name is Kyle. How may I help you?
Me: I was wondering...
Me: What is the mormanism based on?
Me: Disregard my writing mistakes.
Me: Are you still there, Kyle?
Kyle: Our beliefs are based on Jesus being the savior and redeemer of the world, believing that His church is on earth today lead by a prophet and that the Book of Mormon is truly the word of God also.
Me: Does your book have an apocalypse?
Kyle: It speaks of the revelation John would have about it.
Me: :O
Me: That sounds interesting.
Kyle: It is interesting.
Me: You see, I'm really interested in joining the Mormonism, but I can't find any Temples in my city.
Kyle: Where do you live?
Me: Is there a way to be a long distance Mormon?
Me: In Argentina.
Me: In Viedma, Río Negro.
Kyle: Oh cool. There's a link on mormon.org that will show you how close a building is to you. You click on worship with us, then on the next page click on meeting house finder
Me: Thanks.
Me: One more thing...
Kyle: ok
Me: I'm afraid I accidentally my Book.
Me: Is this dangerous?
Kyle: You what?
Me: I accidentally my Book.
Kyle: accidently what
Me: My Book. :/
Kyle: what about it
Me: I accidentally it.
The chat session has ended.

coolzeldad · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2011, 05:01:17 PM »

You accidentally'd your Book.

Frank · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2011, 05:02:28 PM »

Quote from: coolzeldad on March 19, 2011, 05:01:17 PM

You accidentally'd your Book.

accidentally what

Cable · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2011, 05:13:51 PM »

lololol...
Now i'm gonna go there and troll them to bits.

blαh2355 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2011, 05:24:47 PM »

I don't get about "accidently my book thing"... care to explain?

Jman · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2011, 05:43:26 PM »

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Agent [Rochelle] is ready to assist you.
Me: I have some questions.
Rochelle: Hi Gaben. We'll do our best to help.
Rochelle: How familiar are you with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?
Me: Not at all.
Me: How to stop a Gaben?
Agent [Sarah] has joined the chat.
Me: Can you stop a Gaben? Just take control and press the Gaben.
Rochelle: What is your purpose in coming online to chat with us today?
Me: I need to find out how to stop a Gaben.
Sarah: Hello
Me: Hi.
Rochelle: What are your own religious beliefs Gaben?
Sarah: We don't understand what you mean, but we'll love to have a serious conversation with you!
Me: I worship at the Temple of Millimeter Peter.
Me: You need at least 3 inches to stop a Gaben.
Me: Can you help me stop the Gaben?
Rochelle: No, sorry.
Rochelle: We actually have to get going. There are sincere people online seeking for the truth
Rochelle: we hope you have a great day!
Me: BUT BUT
Me: GABEN HAS MILLIMETER PETER!
Rochelle: Ok bye!
Agent [Sarah] has left the chat.
The chat session has ended.