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Title: Mormon.org
Post by: Frank on March 19, 2011, 04:54:26 PM: Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Me: Hello
Agent [Kyle] is ready to assist you.
Kyle: Hello, my name is Kyle. How may I help you?
Me: I was wondering...
Me: What is the mormanism based on?
Me: Disregard my writing mistakes.
Me: Are you still there, Kyle?
Kyle: Our beliefs are based on Jesus being the savior and redeemer of the world, believing that His church is on earth today lead by a prophet and that the Book of Mormon is truly the word of God also.
Me: Does your book have an apocalypse?
Kyle: It speaks of the revelation John would have about it.
Me: :O
Me: That sounds interesting.
Kyle: It is interesting.
Me: You see, I'm really interested in joining the Mormonism, but I can't find any Temples in my city.
Kyle: Where do you live?
Me: Is there a way to be a long distance Mormon?
Me: In Argentina.
Me: In Viedma, Río Negro.
Kyle: Oh cool. There's a link on mormon.org that will show you how close a building is to you. You click on worship with us, then on the next page click on meeting house finder
Me: Thanks.
Me: One more thing...
Kyle: ok
Me: I'm afraid I accidentally my Book.
Me: Is this dangerous?
Kyle: You what?
Me: I accidentally my Book.
Kyle: accidently what
Me: My Book. :/
Kyle: what about it
Me: I accidentally it.
The chat session has ended.
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: coolzeldad on March 19, 2011, 05:01:17 PM: You accidentally'd your Book.
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Frank on March 19, 2011, 05:02:28 PM: Quote from: coolzeldad on March 19, 2011, 05:01:17 PM
You accidentally'd your Book.
accidentally what
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Cable on March 19, 2011, 05:13:51 PM: lololol...
Now i'm gonna go there and troll them to bits.
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: blαh2355 on March 19, 2011, 05:24:47 PM: I don't get about "accidently my book thing"... care to explain?
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Jman on March 19, 2011, 05:43:26 PM: Quote
Agent [Rochelle] is ready to assist you.
Me: I have some questions.
Rochelle: Hi Gaben. We'll do our best to help.
Rochelle: How familiar are you with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?
Me: Not at all.
Me: How to stop a Gaben?
Agent [Sarah] has joined the chat.
Me: Can you stop a Gaben? Just take control and press the Gaben.
Rochelle: What is your purpose in coming online to chat with us today?
Me: I need to find out how to stop a Gaben.
Sarah: Hello
Me: Hi.
Rochelle: What are your own religious beliefs Gaben?
Sarah: We don't understand what you mean, but we'll love to have a serious conversation with you!
Me: I worship at the Temple of Millimeter Peter.
Me: You need at least 3 inches to stop a Gaben.
Me: Can you help me stop the Gaben?
Rochelle: No, sorry.
Rochelle: We actually have to get going. There are sincere people online seeking for the truth
Rochelle: we hope you have a great day!
Me: BUT BUT
Me: GABEN HAS MILLIMETER PETER!
Rochelle: Ok bye!
Agent [Sarah] has left the chat.
The chat session has ended.

>Rochelle
>GRABBIN PILLZ
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Mr. Franklin on March 19, 2011, 05:55:31 PM: dude lol, next thing you know, it will be Gaben.org :trollface:
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Sabb on March 19, 2011, 06:12:37 PM: I'm doing it so horribly wrong.
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7937/gabenl.jpg)
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: ursus on March 19, 2011, 06:14:39 PM: Quote from: SabbathFreak on March 19, 2011, 06:12:37 PM
I'm doing it so horribly wrong.
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7937/gabenl.jpg)

"Skype - sex"

.____.
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: memo3300 on March 19, 2011, 06:16:40 PM: Quote from: gamefreak on March 19, 2011, 06:14:39 PM
"Skype - sex"

.____.

i don't know why but i lol'd soo badly at that.
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Sabb on March 19, 2011, 06:17:29 PM: Quote from: gamefreak on March 19, 2011, 06:14:39 PM
"Skype - sex"

.____.
You can join for a small fee.
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: ursus on March 19, 2011, 06:18:29 PM: Quote from: SabbathFreak on March 19, 2011, 06:17:29 PM
You can join for a small fee.

I already took my pants off on cam once. >.>
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Sabb on March 19, 2011, 06:25:40 PM: Quote from: gamefreak on March 19, 2011, 06:18:29 PM
I already took my pants off on cam once. >.>
We can do the work this time.
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: ursus on March 19, 2011, 06:33:28 PM: Quote from: SabbathFreak on March 19, 2011, 06:25:40 PM
We can do the work this time.

wait...
were you there the time i literally took my pants off on skype?
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Frank on March 19, 2011, 06:46:37 PM: Quote from: gamefreak on March 19, 2011, 06:33:28 PM
wait...
were you there the time i literally took my pants off on skype?
lolgaysex
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Cake Faice on March 19, 2011, 06:50:04 PM: After describing 2 features of Gabe Newell within my first 2 sentences, he automatically knew I was trolling :(
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Sabb on March 19, 2011, 07:12:54 PM: Quote from: gamefreak on March 19, 2011, 06:33:28 PM
wait...
were you there the time i literally took my pants off on skype?
uDumb
I was hosting the call.
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: ursus on March 19, 2011, 07:22:55 PM: Quote from: Frank on March 19, 2011, 06:46:37 PM
lolgaysex

anytiem bro
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Deathie on March 19, 2011, 07:23:34 PM: Quote from: SabbathFreak on March 19, 2011, 07:12:54 PM
uDumb
I was hosting the call.

I thought you joined, and was like "LOL FUCK THIS SHIT" and left?

Or was that Cable?
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Sabb on March 19, 2011, 07:43:57 PM: Quote from: Snivy M.D. on March 19, 2011, 07:23:34 PM
I thought you joined, and was like "LOL FUCK THIS SHIT" and left?

Or was that Cable?
LOLno
I invited you in the call so, nope.
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Deathie on March 19, 2011, 08:06:43 PM: Quote from: SabbathFreak on March 19, 2011, 07:43:57 PM
LOLno
I invited you in the call so, nope.

I need to get on skype more.

Also, I entered my name as Snivy.

"A missionary will be with you shortly."
It's been 10 goddamn minutes.

Apparently, they discriminate against pokemon.
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Foofoojack on March 19, 2011, 11:36:19 PM: Quote from: Jman on March 19, 2011, 05:43:26 PM
>Rochelle
>GRABBIN PILLZ

I LOLD SO HARD.
"To stop a gaben, take control, and press the gaben."
"I worship the Temple of Millimeter Peter."
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Sabb on March 19, 2011, 11:37:07 PM: Quote from: Foofoojack on March 19, 2011, 11:36:19 PM
"I worship the Temple of Millimeter Peter."
Nigga dun know what that's from.
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Foofoojack on March 19, 2011, 11:38:07 PM: Quote from: SabbathFreak on March 19, 2011, 11:37:07 PM
Nigga dun know what that's from.

I know what a millimeter peter is.
whaddya think im over 9000
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Sabb on March 19, 2011, 11:44:14 PM: Quote from: Foofoojack on March 19, 2011, 11:38:07 PM

I know what a millimeter peter is.
whaddya think im over 9000
No lol, nvm.
More to that quote than the obvious.
Title: Re: Mormon.org
Post by: Foofoojack on March 19, 2011, 11:45:44 PM: Quote from: SabbathFreak on March 19, 2011, 11:44:14 PM
No lol, nvm.
More to that quote than the obvious.

Awh I feel so underestimated now