The King has THREE wives now?!?

[Jman]

>advance pawn to end of board
>promote to queen
>repeat 3 times
>? ? ?
>profit?

Actually, that's 5 in total if you count the deceased queens. Also, OTHER KING, YOU JELLY OF MAH QUEENS?!?

[Alphaggot]

Thought you were talking about Elvis.

[Jman]

Thought you were talking about Elvis.

Really? Look at this flawed logic:

>misread title
>open thread
>see it's not what you thought it was
>post anyways for the sake of it

[Alphaggot]

Really? Look at this flawed logic:

>misread title
>open thread
>see it's not what you thought it was
>post anyways for the sake of it

Because I was going to modify my post showing me winning in chess in 4 moves yeah.

[Cheesicle]

Thought you were talking about Elvis.

dude...
me too

wait how do u get queens again? was it the pawn has to reach the otherside or smth?

[Hitman]

wait how do u get queens again? was it the pawn has to reach the otherside or smth?

Yes.

[Mr. Franklin]

Yes i have three wives now. In chess   

[Jman]

dude...
me too

wait how do u get queens again? was it the pawn has to reach the otherside or smth?

idk maybe reading OP would be a good idea to start off with

>advance pawn to end of board
>promote to queen
>repeat 3 times
>? ? ?
>profit?

[Cheesicle]

idk maybe reading OP would be a good idea to start off with

dude.. asian eyes bro, cant see

[Foofoojack]

He's horny what can I say.

[Rocket50]

He's horny what can I say.

Maybe he just wants more wives to be in the kitchen making him a sandwich

 

[Foofoojack]

Maybe he just wants more wives to be in the kitchen making him a sandwich

 

I see what you did there. 

[cogsandspigots]

Wait, in real chess cant you only get peices back that you already lost, not extras?

[Peetah]

What opening do you use?

[Mr. Franklin]

What opening do you use?

front, back, and mouth