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Title: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Jman on February 25, 2011, 10:48:21 PM: (http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/5003/chess3.jpg)

>advance pawn to end of board
>promote to queen
>repeat 3 times
>? ? ?
>profit?

Actually, that's 5 in total if you count the deceased queens. Also, OTHER KING, YOU JELLY OF MAH QUEENS?!?
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Alphaggot on February 25, 2011, 10:51:16 PM: Thought you were talking about Elvis.
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Jman on February 25, 2011, 10:58:10 PM: Quote from: Alphaggot on February 25, 2011, 10:51:16 PM
Thought you were talking about Elvis.

Really? Look at this flawed logic:

>misread title
>open thread
>see it's not what you thought it was
>post anyways for the sake of it
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Alphaggot on February 25, 2011, 11:04:09 PM: Quote from: Jman on February 25, 2011, 10:58:10 PM
Really? Look at this flawed logic:

>misread title
>open thread
>see it's not what you thought it was
>post anyways for the sake of it

Because I was going to modify my post showing me winning in chess in 4 moves yeah.
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Cheesicle on February 25, 2011, 11:07:43 PM: Quote from: Alphaggot on February 25, 2011, 10:51:16 PM
Thought you were talking about Elvis.

dude...
me too

wait how do u get queens again? was it the pawn has to reach the otherside or smth?
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Hitman on February 26, 2011, 05:45:36 AM: Quote from: Cheesicle on February 25, 2011, 11:07:43 PM
wait how do u get queens again? was it the pawn has to reach the otherside or smth?
Yes.
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Mr. Franklin on February 26, 2011, 07:02:29 AM: Yes i have three wives now. In chess :trollface:
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Jman on February 26, 2011, 07:14:03 AM: Quote from: Cheesicle on February 25, 2011, 11:07:43 PM
dude...
me too

wait how do u get queens again? was it the pawn has to reach the otherside or smth?

idk maybe reading OP would be a good idea to start off with

Quote from: Jman on February 25, 2011, 10:48:21 PM
>advance pawn to end of board
>promote to queen
>repeat 3 times
>? ? ?
>profit?
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Cheesicle on February 26, 2011, 07:36:00 AM: Quote from: Jman on February 26, 2011, 07:14:03 AM
idk maybe reading OP would be a good idea to start off with

dude.. asian eyes bro, cant see :(
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Foofoojack on February 26, 2011, 02:32:46 PM: He's horny what can I say.
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Rocket50 on February 26, 2011, 02:47:54 PM: Quote from: Foofoojack on February 26, 2011, 02:32:46 PM
He's horny what can I say.

Maybe he just wants more wives to be in the kitchen making him a sandwich

:trollface:
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Foofoojack on February 26, 2011, 03:40:28 PM: Quote from: rocket50 on February 26, 2011, 02:47:54 PM
Maybe he just wants more wives to be in the kitchen making him a sandwich

:trollface:
I see what you did there. :trollface:
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: cogsandspigots on February 26, 2011, 03:49:05 PM: Wait, in real chess cant you only get peices back that you already lost, not extras?
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Peetah on February 26, 2011, 03:52:25 PM: What opening do you use?
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Mr. Franklin on February 26, 2011, 03:59:33 PM: Quote from: Peetah on February 26, 2011, 03:52:25 PM
What opening do you use?
front, back, and mouth :trollface:
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Foofoojack on February 26, 2011, 05:52:54 PM: Quote from: Mr. Franklin on February 26, 2011, 03:59:33 PM
front, back, and mouth :trollface:
:trollface:
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Jman on February 26, 2011, 06:13:20 PM: Quote from: Foofoojack on February 26, 2011, 05:52:54 PM
:trollface:

Wow a post containing trollface! That's sure not spam and is relevant to this thread.

/sarcasm
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Foofoojack on February 26, 2011, 06:15:04 PM: Quote from: Jman on February 26, 2011, 06:13:20 PM
Wow a post containing trollface! That's sure not spam and is relevant to this thread.

/sarcasm
I was replying to Mr. Franklin.
Sir please calm down.
:fullheart:
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Jman on February 26, 2011, 06:18:41 PM: Quote from: Foofoojack on February 26, 2011, 06:15:04 PM
I was replying to Mr. Franklin.
Sir please calm down.
:fullheart:

Maybe something more significant or witty than a trollface might have sufficed.

Also, I aint even mad. >:(
Title: Re: The King has THREE wives now?!?
Post by: Foofoojack on February 26, 2011, 06:20:00 PM: Quote from: Jman on February 26, 2011, 06:18:41 PM
Maybe something more significant or witty than a trollface might have sufficed.

Also, I aint even mad. >:(
It's a game forum.
Whaddaya expect.