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Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
« on: February 14, 2011, 07:57:46 PM »
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Sore throat? Cold? Sinus pressure? This cup of tea, though it might taste a little funny at first, can help!

WHAT YOU'LL NEED
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Small pot
Tea-bags
Brown sugar
Ready water supply of any quality (boiling water sterilizes it, right?)
Tasty cough drops (none of that minty bullshit)
Cutting board
Hammer
Paper towel
Humorous cup


STEP 1:

Fill up your cup of choice a little higher than you want (this is a different cup from what I actually used because I had already made myself a cup of tea when I thought of this guide and I didn't want to waste resources)





STEP 2:

Put the water in a small pot, put to boil.





STEP 3:

Get out your cough drop, put on cutting board





STEP 4:

Cover it with paper towel and RAGEPOUND IT with a hammer (not too hard, but not too soft)





STEP 5:

Scrape off what isn't stuck to the paper towel (about half to 2/3rds of the cough drop) into the water





STEP 6:

Wait until it starts boiling





STEP 7:

Pour into cup





STEP 8:

Put in 1-2 big spoonfuls of NIGGA SUGAR (none of that cracka bullshit). Stir.





STEP 9:

Put in tea-bag (THIS was my actual cup). Wait until water cools down to non-tastebud-sublimating levels.





STEP 10:

Drink like a boss.

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Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2011, 08:00:13 PM »
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It's called a kettle.


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Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2011, 08:34:38 PM »
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its called pointless.

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Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2011, 08:40:15 PM »
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Wait you boil your water in a pot?

Have you never heard of this crazy invention called a kettle?

Mine happens to be cow :)

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Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2011, 10:24:25 PM »
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We should have a "Cooking with Seb" thread.

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Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2011, 01:12:39 AM »
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I use a microwave for my water :c


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Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2011, 01:18:40 AM »
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I use a microwave for my water :c

I eat food in a chopping board C:

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Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2011, 07:36:32 AM »
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STEP 4:

Cover it with paper towel and RAGEPOUND IT with a hammer (not too hard, but not too soft and dont smash your finger)







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Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2011, 08:06:33 AM »
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Wait you boil your water in a pot?

Have you never heard of this crazy invention called a kettle?

Mine happens to be cow :)

I use a pot, its more versatile than kettle

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Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2011, 09:37:08 AM »
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I use a microwave for my water :c
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Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2011, 04:21:45 PM »
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I eat food in a chopping board C:

ai eet ryce in ryce borwl

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Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2011, 06:38:51 PM »
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ai eet ryce in ryce borwl
with orange chicken no?

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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2011, 07:09:24 PM »
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with orange chicken no?

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« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2011, 07:10:32 PM »
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da whut da heyul duh orenge cheeken ees duh amwerican food!!!11 not duh chainees food!!!!!!11one
rasism mang!!