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Title: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: Seb on February 14, 2011, 07:57:46 PM: Sore throat? Cold? Sinus pressure? This cup of tea, though it might taste a little funny at first, can help!

WHAT YOU'LL NEED
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Small pot
Tea-bags
Brown sugar
Ready water supply of any quality (boiling water sterilizes it, right?)
Tasty cough drops (none of that minty bullshit)
Cutting board
Hammer
Paper towel
Humorous cup

STEP 1:

Fill up your cup of choice a little higher than you want (this is a different cup from what I actually used because I had already made myself a cup of tea when I thought of this guide and I didn't want to waste resources)

(http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt283/Rotedria/photo3.jpg)

STEP 2:

Put the water in a small pot, put to boil.

(http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt283/Rotedria/photo6.jpg)

STEP 3:

Get out your cough drop, put on cutting board

(http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt283/Rotedria/photo4.jpg)

STEP 4:

Cover it with paper towel and RAGEPOUND IT with a hammer (not too hard, but not too soft)

(http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt283/Rotedria/photo5.jpg)

STEP 5:

Scrape off what isn't stuck to the paper towel (about half to 2/3rds of the cough drop) into the water

(http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt283/Rotedria/photo8.jpg)

STEP 6:

Wait until it starts boiling

(http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt283/Rotedria/photo9.jpg)

STEP 7:

Pour into cup

(http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt283/Rotedria/photo10.jpg)

STEP 8:

Put in 1-2 big spoonfuls of NIGGA SUGAR (none of that cracka bullshit). Stir.

(http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt283/Rotedria/photo11.jpg)

STEP 9:

Put in tea-bag (THIS was my actual cup). Wait until water cools down to non-tastebud-sublimating levels.

(http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt283/Rotedria/photo12.jpg)

STEP 10:

Drink like a boss.

(http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt283/Rotedria/photo13.jpg)
Title: Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: Sabb on February 14, 2011, 08:00:13 PM: It's called a kettle.
Title: Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: Foofoojack on February 14, 2011, 08:34:38 PM: its called pointless.
Title: Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: Shawn on February 14, 2011, 08:40:15 PM: Wait you boil your water in a pot?

Have you never heard of this crazy invention called a kettle?

Mine happens to be cow :)
Title: Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: Cheesicle on February 14, 2011, 10:24:25 PM: We should have a "Cooking with Seb" thread.
Title: Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: Deathie on February 15, 2011, 01:12:39 AM: I use a microwave for my water :c
Title: Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: Hitman on February 15, 2011, 01:18:40 AM: Quote from: Death M.D. on February 15, 2011, 01:12:39 AM
I use a microwave for my water :c

I eat food in a chopping board C:
Title: Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: Monttumopo on February 15, 2011, 07:36:32 AM: Quote from: Seb on February 14, 2011, 07:57:46 PM

STEP 4:

Cover it with paper towel and RAGEPOUND IT with a hammer (not too hard, but not too soft and dont smash your finger)

(http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt283/Rotedria/photo5.jpg)
Title: Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: Pryvisee on February 15, 2011, 08:04:14 AM: Quote from: Monttumopo on February 15, 2011, 07:36:32 AM

Dur.
Good one.
Title: Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: Rocket50 on February 15, 2011, 08:06:33 AM: Quote from: Shawn on February 14, 2011, 08:40:15 PM
Wait you boil your water in a pot?

Have you never heard of this crazy invention called a kettle?

Mine happens to be cow :)

I use a pot, its more versatile than kettle
Title: Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: Sabb on February 15, 2011, 09:37:08 AM: Quote from: Death M.D. on February 15, 2011, 01:12:39 AM
I use a microwave for my water :c
nube
Title: Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: Cheesicle on February 15, 2011, 04:21:45 PM: Quote from: HเTMคภ on February 15, 2011, 01:18:40 AM
I eat food in a chopping board C:

ai eet ryce in ryce borwl
Title: Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: Foofoojack on February 15, 2011, 06:38:51 PM: Quote from: Cheesicle on February 15, 2011, 04:21:45 PM
ai eet ryce in ryce borwl
with orange chicken no?
Title: Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: Cheesicle on February 15, 2011, 07:09:24 PM: Quote from: Foofoojack on February 15, 2011, 06:38:51 PM
with orange chicken no?

da whut da heyul duh orenge cheeken ees duh amwerican food!!!11 not duh chainees food!!!!!!11one
Title: Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: Foofoojack on February 15, 2011, 07:10:32 PM: Quote from: Cheesicle on February 15, 2011, 07:09:24 PM
da whut da heyul duh orenge cheeken ees duh amwerican food!!!11 not duh chainees food!!!!!!11one
rasism mang!!
Title: Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: hypextreme on April 15, 2011, 10:26:17 PM: .

edit: ahh sorry not sure what happened there
Title: Re: Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea
Post by: Jman on April 16, 2011, 08:29:31 AM: Quote from: hypextreme on April 15, 2011, 10:26:17 PM
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edit: ahh sorry not sure what happened there

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