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So suddenly everybody hates you, wat do?
« on: January 05, 2011, 07:16:07 PM »
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I've seen a crazy amount of people lately that just seem to have gotten every member of this community at their worst (very rarely do I genuinely dislike somebody from the internet, it is not part of my mortal code to hate anonymously), ranging from newbies to people that have been in this community for a while. So, with that in mind, I present this guide on...

How to be un-hated!

Take it from me, I was hated as well (I'm looking at you, former hater Don).





What did I do wrong?

Well, either of these things could've gotten you hated against...

1. Raging hard on forums
2. Resorting to ad hominum (insulting the arguer instead of countering the argument) counterarguments
3. Bumping old threads
4. Something as little as having a nonpunctuated, capitalized name with numbers and punctuation marks strikes people as annoying
5. Imperfect grammar
6. Immature/disgusting/stupid/random replies
7. Just plain being an asshat



STEP 1: DON'T RESPOND TO IT

This might be hard at first, but just don't respond. Don't make any butthurt threads, don't comment on when people bring up your mistake, and don't bring it up yourself (I'm looking at YOU, Frank). Once you are done with this (or WHILE) you are doing this step [implying this step ends]), you are ready for the NEXT step...



STEP 2: GO ON AS USUAL

Respond to threads as though nothing was wrong, if not try to sound as neutral as possible. Hell, even try contributing by starting successful threads. This works hand in hand with step 1. There's not really much to explain with this thread.



STEP 3: SHOW SOME DAMN HUMILITY / KINDNESS / ENGLISH

Yeah, this is the internet, nobody knows who you really are, you can say whatever you want without consequence, blah, blah, blah. If for some reason you've decided you want to stick with this community, then show some ass-kissing. Fight fire with rainbows and hearts and smiley faces and unicorns (just don't overdo it).

Oh, also, grammar. Spaces after periods and commas, use the ENTER button when typing a lot, spell correctly, punctuate, etc.  Proper nouns are capitalized, always space after a period/question mark/exclamation mark, and know the difference between you/you're/your.



STEP 4: JOKE AROUND

Once you're sure people respect you enough, start to joke like the old   times before you were hated (or the older members who you probably look up to).



STEP 5: Good, you've gotten this far. DON'T STOP

If you've managed to do it for this long, why stop?




\AND THAT'S ALL FOR THIS MEDIOCRE GUIDE ON HOW TO GET YOUR GROOVE BACK
« Last Edit: July 24, 2011, 02:17:56 PM by Lloyd Christmas »
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Re: So suddenly everybody hates you, wat do?
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2011, 07:20:03 PM »
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 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: But the best method is still the proventative method in which you try not to anger ppl. Angering ppl isnt worth it over the internet. It is less satisfying.

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Re: So suddenly everybody hates you, wat do?
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2011, 07:23:04 PM »
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But the best method is still the proventative method in which you try not to anger ppl.

Some people do it unintentionally.

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> Making ignorant comments


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Re: So suddenly everybody hates you, wat do?
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2011, 07:27:01 PM »
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Well done seb, nice guide. Never knew you were hated at one point.  ??? Still +1 for awesome. :thumbsup:

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Re: So suddenly everybody hates you, wat do?
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2011, 08:04:52 PM »
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Bad memories when I was hated lolol (don)

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Re: So suddenly everybody hates you, wat do?
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2011, 08:21:35 PM »
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Best fucking guide on Rnd.
You get Rnd cross.  :thumbsup:
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Re: So suddenly everybody hates you, wat do?
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2011, 09:57:40 PM »
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Oh wow. Good job on this. Lol totally right on all the steps. I would :thumbsup: but fkin smf4iphone dun allow..

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Re: So suddenly everybody hates you, wat do?
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2011, 11:21:50 PM »
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Oh wow. Good job on this. Lol totally right on all the steps. I would :thumbsup: but fkin smf4iphone dun allow..

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Re: So suddenly everybody hates you, wat do?
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2011, 12:33:21 AM »
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Some people do it unintentionally.

> Spamming
> Double Posting
> Making ignorant comments

< Spamming
< Double Posting
< Making ignorant comments

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Re: So suddenly everybody hates you, wat do?
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2011, 01:06:22 AM »
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Bad memories when I was hated lolol (don)

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Re: So suddenly everybody hates you, wat do?
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2011, 01:08:49 AM »
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They be hattin, I don't need your opinion.

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Re: So suddenly everybody hates you, wat do?
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2011, 03:00:02 AM »
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Take it from me, I was hated as well (I'm looking at you, former hater Don).
Bad memories when I was hated lolol (don)
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Re: So suddenly everybody hates you, wat do?
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2011, 04:27:47 AM »
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LOL I TROL U

Don you used to hate everyone, right? :p

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Re: So suddenly everybody hates you, wat do?
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2011, 05:32:26 AM »
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I can live with the hatred.



To certain point, of course.

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Re: So suddenly everybody hates you, wat do?
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2011, 07:08:20 AM »
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Good guide seb.
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