Lol WOW DEATHWARD.
How did you DO this. I mean... seriously.
The most I've ever fucked up a computer was accidentally breaking the contact points off of a USB drive... but this??
WOW.
You could just take apart the laptop, find the contact points that the charger go to, and reconnect the contact points of the charger to those. It's FOOL PROOF!
It's a six year old laptop. It was gonna wear down eventually.
And I have another temorary fix, granted it doesn't light my house on fire at night.
I soldered the connectors together, but that made it get EXTREMELY HOT, to the point it made the electrical tape catch on fire.
Now the bottom of my laptop is a smoking char.
BUT AT LEAST IT WORKS.