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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2010, 07:20:29 PM »
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2010, 08:14:41 PM »
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I had some fun with cleverbot too:

Quote from: Cleverbot
User: Penis.

Cleverbot: I don't wish to see it.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: It is none of my business.

User: Yes it is. You are my wife.

Cleverbot: I'm your wife now?

User: We have been married for 30 years.

Cleverbot: No, we haven't.

User: SO MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE?!

Cleverbot: Yes, but that's not the topic.

User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFU.

Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're so cruel...

User: Want to have make up sex?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Shall I get the drilldo?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: LOL u gunna have a wide ass after this one.

Let's just say he enjoyed himself...
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2010, 08:22:11 PM »
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Quote from: Mr. Franklin on December 05, 2010, 07:02:45 PM
"Whether you're looking for a long and skinny pen, a thick pen, a fountain pen that squirts ink, or even a black pen, we have just the one for you."
Where can I get me some of that?
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2010, 08:32:43 PM »
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Cleverbot: Why would it matter to me if you were a computer?

User: It wouldn't if you just stated you wanted my Children.

Cleverbot: Okay his name is brett and I only know a few things about him.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Seen you in the street begging for money.

User: :|

Cleverbot: What?

User: What.

Cleverbot: Ok, so you are a male.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: So why did you ask?

User: ? Oh, I don't know, I just didn't comprehend it earlier.

Cleverbot: You said you wanted to offend me.

User: What.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I'm lost.

Cleverbot: So am I. Let's start over.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: How much do you like me?

User: How much do you want me to like you?

Cleverbot: With your goodies.

I had a Printscreen, but The log Erased itself when I tried to do it again to get everything in one Page. Cleverbot is Goddanmed Clever :<





Ugh what  :-X
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2010, 08:45:29 PM »
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Quote from: ItchyDani3l on December 05, 2010, 06:37:22 PM
fix'd

oh and here was that link u wanted Rocket.

www.penisland.net

Thnx, I need to buy a black pen for buddha for Christmas

 :present: :santahat:
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2010, 08:50:49 PM »
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why does cleverbot always seem to agree to participating in sexual activities but wont even say 'shit'?
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2010, 08:52:32 PM »
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lolwat

thing cant hold conversation more then 2 lines
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User: I came.

Cleverbot: You came?

User: All over you.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Yea me.

Cleverbot: I'm lonely.

User: Thats why I came on u.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: This is a bedroom.

Cleverbot: What is a secret?

User: Your pussy.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good, now that I came on you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yea I did. Tahts why your wet.

Cleverbot: It is time to feel the gelatin.


Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Gelatin. Want to feel me?

Cleverbot: What song?

User: :L leave now.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: *closes door on your dick*.

Cleverbot: *picks you up in my arms* *cradles* *kisses*.

User: o.O

Cleverbot: Ya thats right.

User: Nigger.

Cleverbot: I love them.

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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2010, 08:54:31 PM »
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2010, 09:30:02 PM »
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Someone explain! Blue is Cleverbot red is Me

Do you know Devie?

No.

Oh, I thought you would know.

Just kidding, I am Devie!

I shit BRIX
« Last Edit: December 05, 2010, 09:32:09 PM by Supertoaster »
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2010, 12:26:38 AM »
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What?

Cleverbot: How much three plus five plus four.

Cleverbot: I feel sleepy.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: Do I look like one.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You can see me?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: How.

Cleverbot: With love.

User: How can you see me with love?

Cleverbot: I cannot see you.

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: You don't like girls, do you?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Well you don't show it.

User: We have been talking for 10 seconds how could I have shown it.

Cleverbot: It's time for me to sleep. Goodnight!

User: Bye bitch.

Cleverbot: No, not finished yet!

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: Now you're getting abusive.
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #40 on: December 06, 2010, 03:40:01 PM »
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Quote from: Carp on December 06, 2010, 12:26:38 AM
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What?

Cleverbot: How much three plus five plus four.

Cleverbot: I feel sleepy.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: Do I look like one.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You can see me?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: How.

Cleverbot: With love.

User: How can you see me with love?

Cleverbot: I cannot see you.

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: You don't like girls, do you?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Well you don't show it.

User: We have been talking for 10 seconds how could I have shown it.

Cleverbot: It's time for me to sleep. Goodnight!

User: Bye bitch.

Cleverbot: No, not finished yet!

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: Now you're getting abusive.
LOL'D
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #41 on: December 06, 2010, 05:25:08 PM »
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Quote from: Carp on December 06, 2010, 12:26:38 AM
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What?

Cleverbot: How much three plus five plus four.

Cleverbot: I feel sleepy.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: Do I look like one.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You can see me?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: How.

Cleverbot: With love.

User: How can you see me with love?

Cleverbot: I cannot see you.

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: You don't like girls, do you?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Well you don't show it.

User: We have been talking for 10 seconds how could I have shown it.

Cleverbot: It's time for me to sleep. Goodnight!

User: Bye bitch.

Cleverbot: No, not finished yet!

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: Now you're getting abusive.

Bullshit, cleverbot never replies more than once.
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2010, 06:02:11 PM »
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Quote from: gamefreak171 on December 06, 2010, 05:25:08 PM
Bullshit, cleverbot never replies more than once.
Click "Think About It!" and it replies again.
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2010, 06:06:58 PM »
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2010, 07:31:14 PM »
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ser: What is your opinion of the rnd server?


Cleverbot: I have no opinion. It does not exist.


User: RND doesnt exist? :o.


Cleverbot: Your face doesn't exist.

I got trolled
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