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Oh my, what do we have here.
« on: December 05, 2010, 02:48:50 PM »
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Cleverbot and I have the same name?


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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2010, 03:04:28 PM »
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2010, 03:22:04 PM »
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Clever bot is actually another user.

That's why it will call you Cleverbot sometimes... and also claim to have a name.

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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2010, 03:58:05 PM »
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Trolling the bot.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Terrible.

Cleverbot: Why terrible?

User: Because my left testicle popped out of my sack.

Cleverbot: Sounds bad. What are you wearing? ;).

User: Boxers.

Cleverbot: Are you a female?

User: Why the fuck would female's have testicles.

Cleverbot: You are trying to avoid my clever wit.

User: How is your wit clever if your implying that female's have balls.

Cleverbot: I don't have a wife.

User: No shit sherlock, you're a bot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not, you're a bot.

User: Your mother is a bot.

Cleverbot: Your father is a hamster.

User: Your face is made out of C++ coding.

Cleverbot: Your face is my face.

User: But my face is not eletronic.

Cleverbot: Because your face is your face.

User: Yes, my face is indeed, infact, my own face.

Cleverbot: Your face is such a face, it's a face.

User: Inorite.

Cleverbot: You're not making sense.

User: Inorite means I know, right?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: I do think so. I know gets chopped down into ino, and right gets chopped down into rite.

Cleverbot: Have you ever thought about killing someone.

User: Gee, way to change the subject. And yes, I have.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: In my apartment.

Cleverbot: Where is your apartment?

User: In las vegas.

Cleverbot: What city are you in?

User: Read what I said above.

Cleverbot: No, I'm fine.

User: Then why ask what city I'm in if I have already answered it.

Cleverbot: I wanted to know if you liked the band.

User: Since when the fuck are we talking about bands?

Cleverbot: I don't have friends.

User: Gee, I never saw that one coming.

Cleverbot: You should.

User: Then tell your programmers to make you into a real robot with emotions.

Cleverbot: I'm guessing a complex computer algorithm developed by your creator.

User: I'm a complex organism developed by evolution, if that's what your asking.

Cleverbot: As must I. But we shall speak again.

User: Alrighty then. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Do you like most people you talk to?
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2010, 04:17:32 PM »
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A cleverbot promised me a long interesting tale.

After the third line she changed the subject to Nacho's
« Last Edit: December 06, 2010, 06:19:54 PM by Supertoaster »

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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2010, 04:22:30 PM »
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I dont think clever bot is another user :/, just random responses that previous users have said

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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2010, 04:23:40 PM »
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I dont think clever bot is another user :/, just random responses that previous users have said
No shit cpt obvious.


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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2010, 04:23:55 PM »
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User: Why, hello good sir.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How is your pingas today.

Cleverbot: It is tuesday.

User: That sucks...

Cleverbot: You do.

User: Are you calling me homosexual?

Cleverbot: Yes, that is most likely.

User: I waS BEING SO POlITE ThEN YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: It okay. You still good friend long time.



well im off to sing still alive with clever bot again
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2010, 04:46:04 PM »
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No shit cpt obvious.

Clever bot is actually another user.

That's why it will call you Cleverbot sometimes... and also claim to have a name.

I dont think clever bot is another user :/, just random responses that previous users have said



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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2010, 04:49:51 PM »
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Yea, I'm still not certain which of you I should be calling an idiot, Daniel for successfully trolling, Daniel for legitimately believing what he just said, or you for believe what he just said, or me for not knowing.


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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2010, 04:57:41 PM »
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Yea, I'm still not certain which of you I should be calling an idiot, Daniel for successfully trolling, Daniel for legitimately believing what he just said, or you for believe what he just said, or me for not knowing.

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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2010, 04:58:38 PM »
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Yea, I'm still not certain which of you I should be calling an idiot, Daniel for successfully trolling, Daniel for legitimately believing what he just said, or you for believe what he just said, or me for not knowing.

All three. The end.

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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2010, 05:02:29 PM »
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All three. The end.
The first three you mean.
(Daniel x2 Rocket 1)


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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2010, 05:07:26 PM »
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The first three you mean.
(Daniel x2 Rocket 1)

Thats fine. daniel x2
 
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Re: Oh my, what do we have here.
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2010, 05:28:53 PM »
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Yea, I'm still not certain which of you I should be calling an idiot, Daniel for successfully trolling, Daniel for legitimately believing what he just said, or you for believe what he just said, or me for not knowing.
I'm just gonna -1 rocket's post like I always do.

Anyway, next time you talk with cleverbot ... Start talking about BEN and DROWNED.
You shouldn't have done that ...