So a Chinese man and his wife make 8 babies and the government only allows 1, so the goverment tells the man, sir, you can only have one baby. And he gives him a condom.
The man says, how do I use this?
The government man demonstrates to the man by taking the condom, and speading it on his 2 fingers..
The next day, the same man with 8 children comes back tells him that he got his wife pregnant again, and the government asks, are you sure you used the condom like
I showed you?
The man tells him, Yeah, I put it on my two fingers like you showed me.
