INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSION: North Korea attacks South Korea

[Seb]

A Korean conflict holds huge priority for sure, but we do need to stabilize the Middle East. If fighting broke out, I don't see how we couldn't simply send ships and supplies for the most part, instead of spamming infantry like we did before.

Yeah, we don't have the economy anymore to do the periodic third-world-country squashing we do every decade or so for sport or resources like we used to.

Still, I think this is the worst case scenario:

-South Korea retaliates
-We attack North Korea
-Iran and maybe Vietnam get involved to defend North Korea
-UK and Russia get involved against North Koreans
-NK team is bunch of poorfags so we win within a year

[Megatron]

i smell genocide

[ursus]

i smell genocide

okay that really was funny

>AP
>The truth

[Shawn]

Did anyone even read the thing?

SK started it!

"The skirmish began when Pyongyang warned the South to halt military drills in the area, according to South Korean officials. When Seoul refused and began firing artillery into disputed waters, albeit away from the North Korean shore, the North retaliated by bombarding the small island of Yeonpyeong,"

"A statement from the North said it was merely "reacting to the military provocation of the puppet group with a prompt powerful physical strike," and accused Seoul of starting the skirmish with its "reckless military provocation as firing dozens of shells inside the territorial waters of the" North."

and the South attacked agian right after

"South Korea responded by firing K-9 155mm self-propelled howitzers and dispatching fighter jets. Officials in Seoul said there could be considerable North Korean casualties."

[CookieMonster]

Lol well, the US plans to Bomb Iran underground nuclear plantations before they start producing nuclear weapons. US has produced a  bomb called the MOP which can penetrate the concrete or anything by over 60 feet deep. The US pentagon has asked for over 100 million dollars in use to make 5 MOP bombs, and for B52 bomber planes.

But before anything was taken into action, Russia stepped in and warned the US that if they decide to attack and invade Iran, there will be nuclear consequences placed on the US. And again, we didnt listen to Russia. And produced more MOP bombs and the most likely targets? Iran and North Korea. US is gonna do what we always do best, Bully a country, they strike back even HARDER then we fall into a DEEP economic crisis.   

[» Magic «]

Lol well, the US plans to Bomb Iran underground nuclear plantations before they start producing nuclear weapons. US has produced a  bomb called the MOP which can penetrate the concrete or anything by over 60 feet deep. The US pentagon has asked for over 100 million dollars in use to make 5 MOP bombs, and for B52 bomber planes.

But before anything was taken into action, Russia stepped in and warned the US that if they decide to attack and invade Iran, there will be nuclear consequences placed on the US. And again, we didnt listen to Russia. And produced more MOP bombs and the most likely targets? Iran and North Korea. US is gonna do what we always do best, Bully a country, they strike back even HARDER then we fall into a DEEP economic crisis.   

Americans are so gullible....

[CookieMonster]

America is a big pot of Shit. We let countries borrow money from America and it leads us to think that we can bully other countries. But I knoe as well as many other americans, WENID2LRNHOW2COMMUNICATEWITHOUTNUCLEARWEAPONSANDKEELINGINNOCENTSWITHOUTBEINGTHETRAITORSBECUZTHARSNODETECTIVEINDIS.

[Don]

So, big news mentlegen.
Like hopefully all of you have heard, North Korea torpedo'd the shit out of another South Korean city.

SHIT IS GETTING REAL.

Actually, we're pretty cool with Russia now and China's economy depends on us too much to fight against us.

First of all, China's economoy does not depend on the American economy, America owes China 3 trillion dollars.
And if Russia ever comes to aid America, may god help us all.
In general Seb, stop believing that everyone will fight North Korea; China and Japan support North Korea and not South Korea.
And if Japan and China get involved in a war, shit is about to get real.
Example?
World War II. Until they got nuked away, Japanese soldiers were fucking causing nightmares to British and US Marines over there. And Chinese Guerrillas just about captured entire Asia during the World War.
Same with Vietnam ...
If Asia supports North Korea, this war is lost before it's even close to beginning.

Also:
Stop playing this down as a joke, this is serious.

[ursus]

First of all, China's economoy does not depend on the American economy, America owes China 3 trillion dollars.

I think what he meant was that if China goes to war with us, we'll stop paying them money and buying shit. Just my opinion.

[Don]

I think what he meant was that if China goes to war with us, we'll stop paying them money and buying shit. Just my opinion.

I don't think that China would even give the slightest shit ...
They do more trade with Switzerland than with the USA ._.

[Frank]

I don't think that China would even give the slightest shit ...
They do more trade with Switzerland than with the USA ._.

OH LOLOLOLOL KOREAN WAR IS LULZY TROLIOLOLO OLOLOLO ROFL ROFL ROFL


Argentina unaffected :yay:

[» Magic «]

OH LOLOLOLOL KOREAN WAR IS LULZY TROLIOLOLO OLOLOLO ROFL ROFL ROFL


Argentina +Britain unaffected :yay:

[Don]

OH LOLOLOLOL KOREAN WAR IS LULZY TROLIOLOLO OLOLOLO ROFL ROFL ROFL


Argentina+britain+Switzerland unaffected :yay:

[Cheesicle]

Actually I think Norway and Denmark will be the least affected countries. ._.

And China isn't on North Koreas side anymore..

Did anyone even read the thing?

SK started it!

"The skirmish began when Pyongyang warned the South to halt military drills in the area, according to South Korean officials. When Seoul refused and began firing artillery into disputed waters, albeit away from the North Korean shore, the North retaliated by bombarding the small island of Yeonpyeong,"

"A statement from the North said it was merely "reacting to the military provocation of the puppet group with a prompt powerful physical strike," and accused Seoul of starting the skirmish with its "reckless military provocation as firing dozens of shells inside the territorial waters of the" North."

and the South attacked agian right after

"South Korea responded by firing K-9 155mm self-propelled howitzers and dispatching fighter jets. Officials in Seoul said there could be considerable North Korean casualties."

Sure, but there was this one incident called the "axe murder" in NK, when a group of American soldiers were ordered to cut down a tree. NK came along and told them to stop, but they didn't. So the NK soldiers overpowered them, took their axes, and killed a couple. NK said that is was a "unprovoked American attack on NORTH KOREA".. Moral of the story is that NK stretches some details.

[Devie]

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America diez? =[