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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2010, 09:01:26 AM »
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Why did Darkfire cross the road? so  he culd get to the other side >.>
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2010, 12:01:49 PM »
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Quote from: WonderDon on November 19, 2010, 08:57:08 AM
Two guys walked into a bar,

you would've thought one of them sees it.


LOLOLOLOLO- no.

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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2010, 01:34:54 PM »
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2010, 01:43:37 PM »
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Q. What do you call cheese that you don't own?

A. Nacho cheese!
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2010, 01:47:50 PM »
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How many Surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2010, 02:01:23 PM »
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Whats the AMD Opteron's favorite letter?

F.

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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2010, 02:02:45 PM »
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What do you call a girl with a runny nose.

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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2010, 03:27:49 PM »
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A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says: "What the heck is a horse doing in my bar?"
As the horse doesn't have the mental nor the physical capability to understand and answer, it takes a shit on the floor and walks away.
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2010, 05:03:15 PM »
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holy shit these jokes suck so fucking bad i might just gouge my eyes out.
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2010, 08:22:37 PM »
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Quote from: Frank on November 19, 2010, 03:27:49 PM
A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says: "What the heck is a horse doing in my bar?"
As the horse doesn't have the mental nor the physical capability to understand and answer, it takes a shit on the floor and walks away.

i fucking lol'd
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2010, 08:46:21 PM »
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How do you call a black priest?
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #26 on: November 19, 2010, 09:11:42 PM »
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Quote from: Cable on November 19, 2010, 08:46:21 PM
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wow no.
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #27 on: November 19, 2010, 09:15:17 PM »
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Quote from: Cheese n' Ketchup on November 19, 2010, 09:11:42 PM
wow no.
Well what do you say when your helmet comes off your head?
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #28 on: November 19, 2010, 09:21:30 PM »
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Quote from: Cable on November 19, 2010, 09:15:17 PM
Well what do you say when your helmet comes off your head?
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wow yes.
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #29 on: November 19, 2010, 09:57:08 PM »
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What's the difference between jam and jelly?


I can't jelly my dick in your mom.

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