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Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« on: November 18, 2010, 07:03:05 PM »
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Basically, post one and ONLY ONE bad joke per post. This is just for lols, so here it goes. I'll start.

We need to be more appreciative of cows... they're outstaning in their field.
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2010, 07:15:51 PM »
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Why did the nigger cross the road.
To go to KFC lololol.
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2010, 07:29:06 PM »
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Whats the AMD Sempron's Favorite time of day? 9:39


teeahahhaha*snort*hehehehahahahah*snort*hehehehehhahha
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2010, 07:35:06 PM »
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What did the guy who walked into a bar say?


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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2010, 08:14:39 PM »
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LOL DON POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK:

Benjamin Cavegn
What did the streetlight say to the car?
Look away, I'm changing
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Richard Andy Drury White likes this.

Richard Andy Drury White: lol nt funny
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Shawn Chi: You're a gigantic faggot don

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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2010, 09:24:10 PM »
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Dead babies and burning jews
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2010, 09:27:32 PM »
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what did the bank robber say to the teller:
Give me the money

stupid enough?
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2010, 09:27:43 PM »
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What's a pirates favorite letter?

R.

That's joke is so lame I actually laughed after posting it hahaha
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2010, 09:32:34 PM »
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I stole this from Danny Doss:

What do you call a black air force pilot?

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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2010, 10:54:31 PM »
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why do men have 2 heads?

because they don't.
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2010, 12:02:25 AM »
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Quote from: Mr. Franklin on November 18, 2010, 10:54:31 PM
why do men have 2 heads?

because they don't.

yes they do
and its used to make cream cheese
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2010, 12:08:39 AM »
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Why are Jews' pants so big?
So they don't need to buy a wallet.
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2010, 02:13:28 AM »
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa…..
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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2010, 08:35:07 AM »
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guy walks into a bar

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Re: Unofficial Really Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2010, 08:57:08 AM »
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Two guys walked into a bar,

you would've thought one of them sees it.


LOLOLOLOLO- no.
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