Welcome back everyone

[coolzeldad]

As you know the host was a shit b0ss.

Unfortunately it happened when I am so busy lately that I had just finished scrambling to get it all back on as of last night.

It took about 5 days to get confirmation of the problem from the host, another 5 to actually get it fixed plus compensation for this ( better server in a number of ways ) and then another few days for me to get it all running again from scratch.

That being said if you have any issues let me know.

Moving on, some people were interested in some of the "conversations" I was attempting to have with some extra-terrestrial hosts aka Llamas.

Anywho, this is some of the questions and replies from the llamas.

Starring: based Milan and company

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Me

I have not been able to connect to my service in any way for the last 2 days.

Can we get the server connectable?

-------------------------------------------------- * Note: here how he asks ME if "we" should change IP address.....?

Support Rep Milan (aka based Milan)

Hello,

Should we change IP address?

-------------------------------------------------- * Note: changing IP address would suck because of DNS propagation time anyway, let alone that might not have been the issue at all...

Me

I would like to keep the same address please.

-------------------------------------------------- * Note: I already wanna fking slap this guy and he's doing this shit

Support Rep Milan (aka based Milan)

Hello,

We will need to re-load OS ?

-------------------------------------------------- * Note: Reloading the OS would wipe all rNd data, and I was at work at the time not able to make backups, I almost lost my shit when I saw that and hoped they wouldn't do it till I could get the data.

Me

No, don't reload OS please. System was working fine for a long time, but then there has been no connection since a few days ago.

-------------------------------------------------- * Note: based Milan at it again THANKS MILAN

Support Rep Milan (aka based Milan)

Hello,

We'll need to re-load OS.

-------------------------------------------------- * Note: me panicking at work

Me

What? Why? What is your reasoning? That would be very bad.

-------------------------------------------------- * Note: Okay, here's where I just slam my head on various objects... the "network file" "is got" "corrupted", wtf does that shit mean? really, who am I dealing with?

Support Rep Milan (aka based Milan)

Hello,

It seems that network file is got corrupted.

-------------------------------------------------- * Note: hoping I can fix it

Me

What network file?

--------------------------------------------------- * Note: Ultimate wisdom from based Milan

Support Rep Milan (aka based Milan)

Hello,

The configuration file of server is corrupted.

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After that shit I contemplated demanding an answer to that but then I reasoned it was probably a pointless waste of effort, like that whole conversation, which lasted around 2 days because of hours between reply time....

Next convo! Since I eventually needed to get it fixed one way or another.

This one lasted 3 days and introduces the other character of this story, James.

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--------------------------------------------------- * Note: I start off optimistic and straightforward here, and by this point have acquired full backups of all rNd data through unconventional methods thanks to Minic's idea

Me

Hello,

I cannot manage my service and cannot connect to my service from outside the network.

If reinstalling will fix it, please do it.

Thank you.

--------------------------------------------------- * Note: THANKS BASED MILAN, YOU'VE JUST CHANGED THE IP, NOT REINSTALLED! A+

Support Rep Milan (aka based Milan)

Hello

We have changed your server ip, in order to rectify the issue, please check now.

---------------------------------------------------- * Note: Of course this "fixes" the issue but now we're left with an unresolved box and Milan fking owes me

Me

Hi,

Okay, It responds and can send data now.

Is there a way to get on a better node?

Also, [certain controls] are not working, can we fix that too?

Thanks.

---------------------------------------------------- * Note: No shit Milan, what in teh helL DO YOU THINK IWAS FKING DOING THIS WHOLE TIEMITMEIM

Support Rep Milan (aka based Milan)

Hello,

You can manage server through shell now, we are working on it.

---------------------------------------------------- * Note: Essentially, when am I getting the better shit thx

Me

Hi

Okay, are you also planning to move to a better node?

---------------------------------------------------- * Note: all praise Milan

Support Rep Milan (aka based Milan)

Hello,

If you want then we will need to migrate you on different node.

---------------------------------------------------- * Note: Okay, this is going somewhere, lets try being straight-forward again

Me

Hi,

Okay, what would change during that process? Only location?

If so I would like to do that.

---------------------------------------------------- * Note: Milan cares, Milan is love, Milan is life

Support Rep Milan (aka based Milan)

Hello,

Alright, please take back-up at your and confirm us.

Thanks

---------------------------------------------------- * Note: yeeeeeeeeeep, wait for it.....

Me

Hi,

I have a backup and VPS is empty.

---------------------------------------------------- * Note: James wants to fight, James sends "termination request"

Mysterious Figure James (aka "Bug Catcher")

Hello,

Can I terminate current server and setup a new? Please advice.

Thanks

---------------------------------------------------- * Note: I will advice. Almost there......

Me

Hi,

Yes you can switch nodes.

Thanks

---------------------------------------------------- * Note: ..Wha... okay, bye James... ?? NO NOT MILAN PLEASE NO OH GOD N-

Support Rep Milan (aka based Milan)

Hello,

You can upgrade version on server using below url :-
[url to linux wiki... on how to upgrade os files]

---------------------------------------------------- * Note: Optimistic at work again...

Me

Hi,

Yes so node migration is complete now?

---------------------------------------------------- * Note: No Milan please, your destroying everything we've worked hard to accomplish, again

Support Rep Milan (aka based Milan)

Hello,

There is no need to migrate server on different node. You can upgrade server version on same node.

---------------------------------------------------- * Note: fk you just fking doit bitch

Me

Hi,

I want to be on the other node.

---------------------------------------------------- * Note: thanks

Support Rep Milan (aka based Milan)

Hello,

I have created your server on different node which has latest server version. Please check your email.

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That pretty much sums up my last 2 weeks, hope you enjoyed reading that and lets hope that doesn't happen in the near future.

Enjoy a faster server!

[○ Μαρία ○]

Cancer

[blαh2355]

Sounds like Indian tech support

Seriously, this guy's English is horrible.

[Yellow Killer]

Cancer

Ebola*

[Cable]

wow lol that was very hilarious to read.

please advice

[Monorail Cat]

Hello,

I glad we are back good.

[Cake Faice]

I'm betting money that's not a real person. Most likely a bot like with what EA did.